I don't even know where to begin with this fatso....
Epic Wolverine mutton chops.
Epic Dragonball Z haircut
Epic wannabe Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson brow raise.
Epic 44 inch waist
Epic inability to grow a full beard from generations of inbreeding
Epic "who want's a piece of me" scowl
Epic piping to show off monster 17 inch guns at 24% bodfat
EPIC COMBO!!!!! X 7 = 100,000,000,000,000 points