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Little gym guidos owned!!
« on: September 27, 2007, 05:12:24 PM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2007, 05:15:01 PM »
hahahahhaa, good work MOS these little shitstains are a dime a dozen, scared of their own shadow.

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2007, 05:21:13 PM »
hahahahhaa, good work MOS these little shitstains are a dime a dozen, scared of their own shadow.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.

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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2007, 05:24:17 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and then a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2007, 05:24:56 PM »
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  All these cocky, hairgel'd, guido, clubkid fagggots are a fvckin riot to watch....they spend more time admiring their 165lb frames in the mirror and talkin on their pussy little razor phones than they do liftin any weights.....can't stand those greasy wastes of space.
why the fuck would someone bring a phone into the gym anyways? And most of those little kunts look like they spent a couple hours "doing" their hair before they go to the gym
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 05:25:33 PM »
you guys are so racist! ???
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2007, 05:27:32 PM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2007, 05:27:44 PM »
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and the a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2007, 05:28:39 PM »
HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?
then who would we point and laugh at ???
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2007, 05:34:58 PM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

hahaha

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2007, 05:38:43 PM »
and that is why i cancelled my gym membership.
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2007, 05:39:57 PM »
and that is why i cancelled my gym membership.
did u get married yet, fatass?
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2007, 05:45:12 PM »
did u get married yet, fatass?

yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2007, 05:46:35 PM »
yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2007, 06:56:11 PM »
HAHAAHAHAH!!!  Exactly, nothin pisses me off like having to wait on some little douche for a bar or smith cause he's gotta do 12 sets of half squats with a 45lb plate on either side of the bar for 10 reps a set......each set always followed by 5 minutes of stretching and a water fountain trip........can't we weed out these fvckers before they're issued memberships?

my gym fuckin sucks compared to american gyms.

we have only one leg extension, one hack squat, one leg press machine and two smith machines. and powerlifting room for two people to deadlift simultaneously.

There is always some one on one of them. really annoying.

what does your typical us gym have, way more than that?
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2007, 07:02:07 PM »
yep, living in marital bliss for one month, 16 days and 7.5 hours now.

only 50 more years til i'm dead and free! ;D
sweet, congrats bro! :D
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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 07:49:28 PM »
hahahahhaa, reminds me of the "man" i saw training shoulders today, 4 sets of one arm "arnold" presses with a 35 pound db, 4 sets of smith seated presses behind neck with a 25 pounder on each side and then a half hour of various raises with a pair of 15's, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 07:56:19 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAH excellent job MOS!!!! I almost had tears of joy reading this.

Every gym in America should have a guy like you hanging around, cleaning the "TapOuF" shirt wearing skidmarks and make the old timers be respected the way they deserve to be.

As well, You could've simply whistled from 20 feet away to make them turn around and scare the shit out of their 170lb minds with a simple calf flexing.

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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 08:06:55 PM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

MY GOD, WHAT A BEAST!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 11:11:36 PM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.

Great job cleaning house man.  Knowing what a monster you are build-wise, I can just see those little cum guzzlers running to a bathroom stall and getting into the fetal position 8)

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2007, 11:14:23 PM »
you guys are so racist! ???

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2007, 11:15:38 PM »
epic grammar with monster homosexual undertones

Hey skid mark, I'm willing to bet MOS carries more muscle in his right forearm than you carry in your whole body.  You should try lifting weights sometime...try using the gym for something other than "servicing" the middle aged sweaty stinkbears after their workouts in the showers.

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2007, 01:14:07 AM »
Hahaha they wont recover.

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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2007, 05:49:05 AM »
Went to the gym last night and came across an old man I know.....hell of a nice guy....the kinda guy you immediately respect and look up to.   He's a widower, still in decent shape (lean, thin older man...runner type), educated, veteran, father, businessman....just a good guy.  Anyways, we're chatting briefly before he moves on to his next movement.   I'm busy doing my stuff close by when I see a couple 20-something punks approach him from behind and say, "dude, you're on our heat....you can't just jump in on someone's spot whenever you feel like it."   This man doesn't hear well, had on his headphones and had his back to these cocky 170lb behemoth guidos so he's got no idea they're talkin to him.   He finishes what he's doin, stands up, turns around and these punks are practically in his face all amped and start sayin, "what's your problem old man?  finally you're finished!!"  I can see he's both embarassed and startled so I decide "nope fvck that shit" and walk over to those massive beasts and say, "excuse me fellas, but me and my partner aren't finished yet....go on over there somewhere and pump each other for a few more minutes...I'll let you know when you can come back."  They didn't say a damn thing, grabbed their shit and when didn't see em again AHAHAHAHAHA....little guido pussies.






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Re: Little gym guidos owned!!
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2007, 08:06:00 AM »
you guys are so racist! ???

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