When the judges proclaim Jay Cutler the victor and Dennis Wolf sixth at best. And Victor second, and Dexter fourth, probably.
Jay will give an interview which should be recorded and sold as a cure for insomnia.
Then Chicherillo may come on here to justify the official line and tell us that we weren't there, but he was, and his sense of aesthetics is far better developed than ours (granted, his phrasing will be somewhat different). He will probably use the phrase "peanut gallery" multiple times, and feel that he has conducted himself well among the getbig denizens.
Then MadMax will come on for a minute to gloat . . . confident that somehow his idol deserved the victory. . . he will embody the adage that love is blind.
Meanwhile, most of getbig will be in uproar. Mcfarland and Special Ed will respectively philosophize about and satirize the evening's proceedings.
Hulkster will still be brooding over the demise of Ronnie, the son of God.
NarcDeity will be happy as long as a white man wins. he'll make some stabs at objectivity, suggesting the merits of Dexter or Victor, but he knows what's important.
Slayer and MattT will both be melting down all over the board w increasing incoherence, desperately trying to convince themselves that their pov is the right one.
The Coach will be yammering on about insulin.
Disgusted might join him, quietly bemoaning the ascendance once more of Jay.
All will be well with the world. None of us will really be surprised.
We all knew that Dennis would come in looking amazing and be shafted. The same with Victor and Dexter.
It's all just part of the bb soap opera.
I hope someone makes a thread about how ridiculous Servio looks when he tries to imitate the Myth.
