Author Topic: How much does Onlyme weigh? (Read 5962 times)

danielson · « **on:** September 30, 2007, 04:21:50 PM »

Lets all guess and maybe we can somehow arrange for him to go to a truckstop and get weighed and one of us will win. I guess 875.

Havenbull · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:26:54 PM »

Is this like the Price is Right, where you can't go above his actual weight, but closest without going over?

danielson · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on September 30, 2007, 04:26:54 PM

Is this like the Price is Right, where you can't go above his actual weight, but closest without going over?

No, I think it should be closest period. That way when someone says 876, I don't go back and change mine to 877 etc.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:31:12 PM »

all kidding aside, honestly i'd say 525 at least, we have a national level powerlifter here in St. Louis named Jeff Lewis who is around 530-540 and Keith looks exactly the same as him.

danielson · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:32:39 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 04:31:12 PM

all kidding aside, honestly i'd say 525 at least.

I know a 600 pounder. Onlyme dwarfs him. How tall is Keith?

Havenbull · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:36:37 PM »

Well, I'm gonna be the first to say he's a thousand pounds.

You heard it here first folks. A half-ton up in this mother fucker

chaos · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:44:09 PM »

yet his head is the same size as Rons

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:47:22 PM »

he has long nails.

danielson · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:48:04 PM »

You can't win if you don't guess guys.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:49:09 PM »

Quote from: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:32:39 PM

I know a 600 pounder. Onlyme dwarfs him. How tall is Keith?

6 feet even.

Hedgehog · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:49:18 PM »

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:49:49 PM »

Quote from: Havenbull on September 30, 2007, 04:36:37 PM

Well, I'm gonna be the first to say he's a thousand pounds.

You heard it here first folks. A half-ton up in this mother fucker

hahahahahahaa.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:50:33 PM »

511lbs

also i can see in his eyes that he is a pervert. he has the shiney eyes of a pervert.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:51:14 PM »

also it has to be pre-toilet weight.

danielson · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:52:12 PM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on September 30, 2007, 04:51:14 PM

also it has to be pre-toilet weight.

So HB and I could both be correct.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:54:43 PM »

yes i believe he is pregnant with extreme density turds.

we need a "turd periodic table", to do some calculations.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:56:06 PM »

hahahahaha, those bad boys are so heavy they sink down the pipe like a torpedo so it looks like he never even took a shit.

danielson · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:57:02 PM »

Quote from: slaveboy1980 on September 30, 2007, 04:54:43 PM

yes i believe he is pregnant with extreme density turds.

we need a "turd periodic table", to do some calculations.

Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.

chaos · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:57:27 PM »

really hard judging from that pic, it's not a full body pic, so I'm going to say 525 maybe more if he's shaped like a pear, not healthy at all $:-\$

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:58:56 PM »

Quote from: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:57:02 PM

Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.

sadly to say i think giant turds sometimes become a part of the integral stability in morbidly obese pigs.

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2007, 04:59:44 PM »

Quote from: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:57:02 PM

Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.

maybe he just shits on the floor and uses one of those dog poo scoops?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2007, 05:00:59 PM »

Hedgehog · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2007, 05:02:08 PM »

Quote from: danielson on September 30, 2007, 04:57:02 PM

Can you imagine the shits this guy takes? And what kind of toilet could he possibly use? He is way too big for an average toilet. I wonder if he has to wear diapers and then clean them out at night.

Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.

And he's just 350 lbs.

FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.

The Squadfather · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2007, 05:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Hedgehog on September 30, 2007, 05:02:08 PM

Actually, I know a big powerlifter, 350+ lbs, he supposedly doesn't wipe his ass like we normal people do, but has to reach "from down under". Ie, he can't reach around the normal way.

And he's just 350 lbs.

FWIW, from what I know, I've heard that big people hoses themselves with water after shitting.

hahahahaha, epic shit stained balls.

Havenbull · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2007, 05:04:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on September 30, 2007, 04:56:06 PM

hahahahaha, those bad boys are so heavy they sink down the pipe like a torpedo so it looks like he never even took a shit.

hahahaha I remember the pic of Goodrum's head on a terd in a toilet that onlyme loved to post up

hahaha How ironic