Holy shit, and Keith is 2 times that guys size. At least. I bet he just wears a diaper. I wonder if he has live in help to help him get out of bed and to the kitchen. And back to bed. And back to the kitchen. And back to bed...
http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Content/obese.htmlAsk PoopReport: Wiping Fat Asses?
Posted 11.26.2002 by Mookster (10)
Dear PoopReport,
How do obese people wipe? I am not trying to be rude...just curious. Also, do they make toilets for people over 300 pounds?
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jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
fuck you asshole.
I am 450 pounds and I resent your question. Where do you live? I will come over and sit on your face and shit, and then you can lick my ass clean.
Great comment! +1 point
Tydirium (515) -- 11.26.2002Judging from that guy's tone of voice, it sounds to me like he has a lot of trouble wiping. Hence the irritability.Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
Chip Brown's buddy "Pat" used the stall wall as a rubbing post to wipe his ass:
http://www.poopreport.com/Office/Content/theshitter.htmlLame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I am a very clean person. Yes I am fat, so what. Is every black person dumb? Is every sexy woman hot in bed? no and no. I am sick of people thinking I am stinky and lazy because of my weight. Go to hell.
Great comment!
ruthless asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
geez jim, lighten up a little. dont carry the weight of the world on your shoulder. im sure you are as clean and energetic as you are fun-loving and patient.
Lame comment!
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
keep making fun of me..I don't care. I am sure you all have problems people could insult you about too. Since I am 450 pounds and my weight is visible, it's easy for people to insult me.
r. asshole (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
"keep making fun of me" -- c'mon, jim it was you who started the thread and blabbed about your weight int the first place. dont lead with your chins!!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
This is not supposed to be an insult fest! Jeez... we're here to learn. The fact is, some people are so big that reaching around and/or between may be difficult. The question on the table is: how? Nobody is judging anybody.
alex (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
jim = trying to being some sort of flame war...he ought to have realized by now that stuff only happens on the forums, and only when somebody like gwisdala is around
also, you mislabeled this
jim (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
what about people with skinny butts? what about people with no arms? what about people too stupid to find there butts? how do all of them deal with shitty cracks?
Just because I am fat don't assume I am a sweaty stinky mess.
doniker (1399) -- 11.26.2002
hey now. My wife is a big woman, about 5 foot 8 and 285 pounds. Her ass is always clean and she has no problem wiping. I would assume that if you can't reach it, you don't wipe it....hit the showers!!
Dave (11088) -- 11.26.2002
That's a good question. What ABOUT people with no arms? How do they do it? We might as well include them in this conversation.
Mastercrapper (159) -- 11.26.2002
I think poopie hygiene for disabled people is an interesting topic in and of itself -- my thinking is that the armless probably look to a bidet before they go showering. By the same token, I'd imagine that I would probably want to wash what I couldn't reach were I overweight. The question that comes to my mind is: do larger people yield larger stools?
kramer (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
Jim you fat fucker, we all know you have problems wiping your ass and that is why you're so angry. it is okay.
Lame comment!
da butt (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
sarah maffey poops
Dan (38) -- 11.26.2002
This question has always plauged me...it really has but i think, in my opinion that they use a stick with either some tp or some wet wipe on it... that could work... as for the armless one... hmm, interesting... maybe there is a pole with some tp on with they have beside the toilet to wipe themselves down with... hell i dont know, but i might find out... hmm...
trigger (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I have a catalog of medical aids for mobility-challenged.
It has some wonderful buttwipe sticks with spring-loaded, rubber coated grips.
reasonably priced.
strangely cute models
Em (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
So.. ummm... Jim.....
How do you wipe???
ThreePly (not verified) -- 11.26.2002
I wondered this before as well. I had a friend who weighed 400 lbs. and wasn't always the cleanest of men. I used to invision obese people having to use a sponge on a stick like the homeless people use when you get stuck at a stop light downtown. Now that that image is in my head, I'll never let one of those bastards wipe my windshield again.
Natalie (not verified) -- 11.26.2002Can anyone else notice that jim is lying? why the hell would a fat person advertise that hes fat. C'mon jim tell the truth
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jimbob (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
Ever heard the term "porker porkin"? Yes people think fat people are lazy and smelly hence the compro to swine. Think about the layers of fat and skin that sit upon e/o and the sweat and nasty funk that accumilates. JIm you seem to have problems. This was an honest question and you became an asshole. This is just like male asking how females urinate and a female saying "fuck you I have no desire to have a penis". Lighten up or leave.
adude (not verified) -- 11.27.2002
I suggest you all read the book "Born on the Fourth of July". Tom Cruise did a good job of playing Ron Kovic, but you really feel for the guy if you read his own words. It's a very depressing book. He goes into great detail about how after he suffered his paralysis from the wait down, the bathroom became a challenge. In the VA hospitals they gave mass enemas where they filled 20 men with fluid at once and then in a line they would empty them into once container. It was inhumane, unsanitary, and just cruel. He later became somewhat independent. He does go into detail about how he had to put on rubber gloves and dig the logs out of his butt every 2 days cause he lost total control over his bowels. That is just too much to handle.....the guy became that way around age 20. He's around 50 now.
