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A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« on: October 08, 2007, 10:24:55 PM »
5 am: takes shower and finds 3 week old grilled cheese sandwich stuck between fat rolls on belly

6 am: eats breakfast (box of twinkies + glass of milk from his left breast)

7 am: logs into getbig, makes 70 posts in 15 minutes

8-9 am: makes 2.5 million dollars trading stocks online

10 am: eats "snack" (3 bags of cheetos)

11 am: creates another gimmick on getbig in desperate attempt to own people on internet

12 pm: eats lunch (3 Big Mac meals washed down with 48oz of milk from right breast)

2-10 pm: makes 1,600 posts on the Y, none of which make any sense

10 pm: goes to sleep after jacking off to thai girlie porn

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 10:34:40 PM »
hahaha epic truths.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 10:42:13 PM »
took u a day out of yer life to write that ::)
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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2007, 10:46:33 PM »
took u a day out of yer life to write that ::)

Actually, it took about 2 minutes.

By the way I just took a dump...it is the same color as your skin ;)

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2007, 10:49:18 PM »
Actually, it took about 2 minutes.

By the way I just took a dump...it is the same color as your skin ;)
Here goes jealous whitey again trying to tell me he doesn't prefer my tanned look  :D
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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 02:48:21 AM »
pandy where is your pic at least pumphard posted a pic where is yours do you even train

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2007, 06:30:14 AM »
pandy where is your pic at least pumphard posted a pic where is yours do you even train

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2007, 07:06:14 AM »
everyone knows you certainly don't workout, cause your too busy googling peoples handles and logging on to pedo sites to see who u can find in there.......

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2007, 08:38:28 AM »
10 am: eats "snack" (3 bags of cheetos)



FYI ~ cheetos are delicious

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2007, 11:36:11 AM »
10am-11am: Buys new pair of long distance binocoluars for kindergarten playground "research"  :-X

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2007, 12:03:15 PM »
10am-11am: Buys new pair of long distance binocoluars for kindergarten playground "research"  :-X
it says alot about a person that would come up with something like that............

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2007, 01:12:09 PM »
it says alot about a person that would come up with something like that............

or who the comment was about  :o

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2007, 01:26:07 PM »
or who the comment was about  :o
u still won't answer the question? 

 Come on, Havenschmuck, tell us why you took your myspace page down once you got exposed. haha

I think it's hilarious that you used to use the tagline "Owning is my business and business is good," considering that I've never seen you "own" anybody--unless of course you count the "your mom is a lesbian" line and junior high shit like that.

Come on, "big" guy, bring all you got.


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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 01:45:43 PM »
u still won't answer the question? 

 Come on, Havenschmuck, tell us why you took your myspace page down once you got exposed. haha

I think it's hilarious that you used to use the tagline "Owning is my business and business is good," considering that I've never seen you "own" anybody--unless of course you count the "your mom is a lesbian" line and junior high shit like that.

Come on, "big" guy, bring all you got.



considering you don't have grammar and puntuation as correct as in that post, I can assume you didn't write it.

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Re: A day in the life of PLUMPTARD
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2007, 02:01:35 PM »
considering you don't have grammar and puntuation as correct as in that post, I can assume you didn't write it.
u going to keep avoiding it, or even better, get it erased again..............hahah aha.............I've said it since day 1 that you're nothing but a homo, coward...............hah ahahah