Author Topic: what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day? (Read 4006 times)

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #25 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:04:00 PM »

I'd use Seveste to wipe my ass.

trailbreaker · « **Reply #26 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:21:44 PM »

I would give Shawn Ray one of the Sandow trophies out of pitty when he got beat by the one armed bandit with a bloated stomach at the 1994 Olympia.

CARTEL · « **Reply #27 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:24:36 PM »

I would update all my scrapbooks.

OTHstrong · « **Reply #28 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:32:08 PM »

I would give Wolf the money he should have won for first place sense I (Jay) don't deserve it

CARTEL · « **Reply #29 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:33:48 PM »

I'd join a drum circle and dance like nobody was watching.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #30 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:34:30 PM »

I'd get a brasilian waxing.

CARTEL · « **Reply #31 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:35:24 PM »

I'd rent some sappy movies and have a good cry.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #32 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:36:14 PM »

I'd sit on Matt T and fart.

Eric2 · « **Reply #33 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:39:16 PM »

I'd get a jaw reduction

CARTEL · « **Reply #34 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:41:26 PM »

I would have some quality ME time.

Spicy Shushi · « **Reply #35 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:52:36 PM »

I'd call Muscletech and make sure they were dumping at least 500K of sponsorship money into the 2008 Olympia. If not, I'd announce my retirement before midnight hit.

BFP · « **Reply #36 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:08:36 PM »

Id piss away alot of my winnings in the casino. Poor Jason has never been to Vegas

Jason

The_Leafy_Bug · « **Reply #37 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:17:17 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on October 09, 2007, 06:41:26 PM

I would have some quality ME time.

Gayer then strawberry butter.

just_a_pilgrim · « **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2007, 07:31:01 PM »

I would photoshop my head onto Dorian's body from the 7 weeks out photos from 1993 and pass them off as myself 7 weeks out from the 2008 Mr.Olympia.

Then i would tell Madmax i just had a wank he can suck my dick later.

benz · « **Reply #39 on:** October 09, 2007, 08:15:14 PM »

I would say sorry to wolf and give him the MR. O title.

CARTEL · « **Reply #40 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:21:28 PM »

I would donate my time at a homeless shelter and then off to a renaissance fair.

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #41 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:23:27 PM »

Quote from: rocket on October 09, 2007, 05:27:20 PM

I guess sympathy for that line of thinking went out the window when Jay said that Wolf had structural flaws

$:-\$

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #42 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:27:02 PM »

I would remember how the fuck old I am, quit calling myself Jay!

Then I'd beat my wife senseless, go out and bang every BB groupie I could find.

Then at midnight I'd morph back into myself and leave Fuckface to pick up the pieces.

PLAN!!

TNBT

CARTEL · « **Reply #43 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:27:45 PM »

I'd get an early start on canning some fruit for the winter.

The Next BIG Thing! · « **Reply #44 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:29:08 PM »

Oh, and if I were Dennis Wolf, I'd rub my calves together and re-invent fire.

TNBT

haider · « **Reply #45 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:31:10 PM »

Quote from: The Next BIG Thing! on October 09, 2007, 09:29:08 PM

Oh, and if I were Dennis Wolf, I'd rub my calves together and re-invent fire.

TNBT

If that avatar is a pic of your ~~cows~~ calves, the next best thing is to put the fire to some good use

CARTEL · « **Reply #46 on:** October 09, 2007, 09:35:17 PM »

I'd go people watching at the mall. Maybe an Orange Julious and a Cinnabun?

michael arvilla · « **Reply #47 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:22:38 AM »

For all the shit Mad-Max (Dave) takes................Jay would be lost without him
Dave is Jay's "unofficial" business manager (he makes sure Jay get's where he is going,get's there on time,handles the money from selling photos,DVDS and merchandise at shows/expos)
He is Jays secretary,business partner,organizer,etc etc etc............
sure Dave looks up to Jay (and enjoys being around a "quasi-celebrity").........but they are business partners and friends

(and No Dave doesn't want to make man -love to Jay)

i don't think................... ..........

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #48 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:25:06 AM »

Quote from: dearth on October 09, 2007, 04:39:51 PM

I would tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.

x2!

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #49 on:** October 10, 2007, 11:26:59 AM »

I would take his money out and and roll around in it. Then maybe acknowledge that Vic should have won.

Author Topic: what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day? (Read 4006 times)

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