Author Topic: what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day? (Read 4013 times)

dearth · « **on:** October 09, 2007, 04:39:51 PM »

I would tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:46:02 PM »

I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.

rocket · « **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:48:00 PM »

Shave my head and give Dennis Wolf a call to apologise

Then i'd go to see max and penetrate him.

Matt C · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:51:51 PM »

Quote from: dearth on October 09, 2007, 04:39:51 PM

what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day?

- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
- I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.
- I'd go call out every tough guy I know to fight and hope they don't know how to.
- I'd eat 10 meals a day, once every hour from the time I wake up until the time I go to bed.
- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.
- I'd wake up in the middle of the night to have a protein shake.
- I'd drink three gallons of water.
- I'd brush my teeth at least once after every meal.
- I'd shower at least three times a day.
- I'd pump myself full of drugs and keep them in my fridge openly then have Mitsuru Okabe come over and film a DVD for me and film them.
- I'd tell madmax to get the fuck away from me.

MikeThaMachine · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:55:14 PM »

Give a public apology for accepting an award I didn't deserve, then gather atleast 2 ASC's and give them to Cormier. Finally I would go off all the judges who voted me first for causing all the bullshit that goes on with the Olympia judging.

Croatch · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:56:18 PM »

Walk around in a tank top to every store in town and amuse myself with the crazy looks I'd get.

Beener · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2007, 04:59:30 PM »

why the fuck do you guys keep ripping on JAY for winning the Olympia?!? If you were awarded it you'd be damn happy and take it no matter how shitty you looked. Hes just the guy who won, not the guy who judged it. christ

Tre · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:08:46 PM »

I'd bury my Sandow where no one else can find it, ya know, just in case.

Undisputed · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:21:19 PM »

I don't understand the blame being placed on Cutler and him being attacked personally.....You would think if people were that upset that they would find out the names of the judges who ripped off the other guys and start a hundred threads a day ripping on them, afterall it was their call....All Jay did was show up and pose.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:25:04 PM »

I'd register an account on Getbig and tell everyone how Victor had no legs and looked as narrow as a toothpick.

tootie-patootie · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:25:54 PM »

I'd transfer paperwork on all of the cars and house to the real me that I would be the following day and ship out all of the gear to me. Probably just titty fuck mrs cutler

rocket · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Undisputed on October 09, 2007, 05:21:19 PM

I don't understand the blame being placed on Cutler and him being attacked personally.....You would think if people were that upset that they would find out the names of the judges who ripped off the other guys and start a hundred threads a day ripping on them, afterall it was their call....All Jay did was show up and pose.

I guess sympathy for that line of thinking went out the window when Jay said that Wolf had structural flaws

CARTEL · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:28:42 PM »

I would kick it, old school.

corinth · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:31:05 PM »

If I were Jay for a day I'd double up on the Hydroxycut dosage so i wouldn't have such a fat ass.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #14 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:33:35 PM »

Quote from: tootie-patootie on October 09, 2007, 05:25:54 PM

I'd transfer paperwork on all of the cars and house to the real me that I would be the following day and ship out all of the gear to me. Probably just titty fuck mrs cutler

haha

CARTEL · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:34:08 PM »

I would have a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible meal.

Stark · « **Reply #16 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Beener on October 09, 2007, 04:59:30 PM

why the fuck do you guys keep ripping on JAY for winning the Olympia?!? If you were awarded it you'd be damn happy and take it no matter how shitty you looked. Hes just the guy who won, not the guy who judged it. christ

Calm down Princess Gloria

CARTEL · « **Reply #17 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:36:43 PM »

I would put on a good pair of walking shoes and go antiquing with a friend.

affy · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:38:31 PM »

Id do glute and ham raises 5 times a week for 30 minutes after my workout

Id also drain the oil from my delts

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:38:40 PM »

So soon after the Olympia I'd probably take it easy. Maybe take a yoga class or something.

CARTEL · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:40:24 PM »

I'd probably have an early dinner and then go see a movie. Something funny.

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:41:41 PM »

I'd become a Chippendale's dancer and make the most money!

CARTEL · « **Reply #22 on:** October 09, 2007, 05:43:10 PM »

I'd take some salsa lessons and then try it out at an ethnic club that plays salsa music.

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #23 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 09, 2007, 04:46:02 PM

I'd go bang Mrs. Cutler.

My thoughts exactly ... ALL DAY !!

CARTEL · « **Reply #24 on:** October 09, 2007, 06:03:00 PM »

I'd curl up with a good book and a pint of Haagen-Daz. Yum!

Author Topic: what would you do if you were Jay Cutler for a day? (Read 4013 times)

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