Author Topic: Thoughts on men wearing Spandex (Read 12088 times)

BlueDevil · « **on:** October 10, 2007, 05:48:44 AM »

I am an avid jogger, and have until recently resorted to using my home gym for exercise equipment, but am about to join (subject to a trial period) a sports club within a 40 minute run from home.

As a matter of convenience, I would like to use the facilities as I come in from my run (i.e. Nike dry lite top and Nike spandex/lycra running tights). As my tights are form fitting, my body is clearly delineated, and my bulge is obvious. Would this be a distraction for the ladies at most gyms (hopefully in a positive manner)?

Since most ladies wear tights and are very flattering, this is my main reason to join. I hope that I become some sort of eye candy. Would the majority of ladies not mind or in fact welcome such attire at their clubs?

Thanks

rockyfortune · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2007, 05:52:41 AM »

spandex shorts under running shorts..fine...long spandex thinking you look like spider man--gay...you may as well run around wearing a wrestling singlet...

Samourai Pizzacat · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2007, 05:53:42 AM »

me thinks you worry too much...

but spandex in gym setting is a bit 90's, bring some training pants with you, if your 'bulge' conscious.

Frauhorn · « **Reply #3 on:** October 10, 2007, 05:57:12 AM »

this thread is worthless without pics

rockyfortune · « **Reply #4 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:02:07 AM »

how's this?

BigCypriate · « **Reply #5 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:19:13 AM »

gayer than a judy garland screensaver

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:43:28 AM »

Quote from: BigCypriate on October 10, 2007, 06:19:13 AM

gayer than a judy garland screensaver

Hahahahaha I heard BlueDevil decided to 'stuff' his shorts with a potato and got kicked out of the gym cause he stuffed it in the ~~back~~ wrong side!

Fury · « **Reply #7 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:45:19 AM »

This guy is the first funny gimmick I've seen in a year, besides the 275+ I've made myself.

BlueDevil · « **Reply #8 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:50:37 AM »

Quote from: Samourai Pizzacat on October 10, 2007, 05:53:42 AM

me thinks you worry too much...

but spandex in gym setting is a bit 90's, bring some training pants with you, if your 'bulge' conscious.

Well I personally wear spandex just to stop my pecker bouncing around all over the place.

mass 04 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:54:08 AM »

I'd go with a singlet, it shows you're a true iron warrior ready to move maximum poundages

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #10 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:55:51 AM »

Running, biking...OK.
In the gym...nevermind the "bulge"...you really need to have an impressive set of legs to pull off the spandex look.
Otherwise, you will just look like a little bitch.

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #11 on:** October 10, 2007, 06:57:40 AM »

I wear spandex on leg days. You can't really break parallel on squats in regular clothes. It's why bodybuilders do it but most people can't. Regular cotton restricts moevment. I'm not the biggest guy in the gym by far... but I do destroy most young guys on legs.

BlueDevil · « **Reply #12 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:02:54 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 06:57:40 AM

I wear spandex on leg days. You can't really break parallel on squats in regular clothes. It's why bodybuilders do it but most people can't. Regular cotton restricts moevment. I'm not the biggest guy in the gym by far... but I do destroy most young guys on legs.

Exactly dude

Spandex tights are designed for extreme workouts. So, nothing out of the ordinary if you wore spandex tights 24/7. I often wear tights for its support, and I think I have great legs (and butt) to so -- LOL!!!!

Tre · « **Reply #13 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:13:20 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on October 10, 2007, 06:55:51 AM

Running, biking...OK.
In the gym...nevermind the "bulge"...you really need to have an impressive set of legs to pull off the spandex look.
Otherwise, you will just look like a little bitch.

LOVE IT when a woman says that.

Pwned.

Tre · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:15:24 AM »

Quote from: BlueDevil on October 10, 2007, 05:48:44 AM

I hope that I become some sort of ~~eye~~ guy candy.

The fella(tio)s will love you.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:19:50 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 06:57:40 AM

I wear spandex on leg days. You can't really break parallel on squats in regular clothes. It's why bodybuilders do it but most people can't. Regular cotton restricts moevment. I'm not the biggest guy in the gym by far... but I do destroy most young guys on legs.

You do NOT fucking need spandex shorts to break parallel on squats. Epic excuse to try and show off your old balls at the gym!!

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:24:32 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on October 10, 2007, 07:19:50 AM

You do NOT fucking need spandex shorts to break parallel on squats. Epic excuse to try and show off your old balls at the gym!!

sounds like wisconsinBB doesn't have the genitals to wear spandex.

I feel sorry for you.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:25:55 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 07:24:32 AM

sounds like wisconsinBB doesn't have the genitals to wear spandex.

I feel sorry for you.

Spandex on legs day. You sure are hardcore. Let me know when your legs look like this ok grandpa.

ripitupbaby · « **Reply #18 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:28:57 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on October 10, 2007, 07:25:55 AM

Spandex on legs day. You sure are hardcore. Let me know when your legs look like this ok grandpa.

You have my permission to wear spandex any time you want.

rockyfortune · « **Reply #19 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:30:42 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 06:57:40 AM

I wear spandex on leg days. You can't really break parallel on squats in regular clothes. It's why bodybuilders do it but most people can't. Regular cotton restricts moevment. I'm not the biggest guy in the gym by far... but I do destroy most young guys on legs.

haha...look at that old geezer!! lol..

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #20 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:31:13 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on October 10, 2007, 07:25:55 AM

Spandex on legs day. You sure are hardcore. Let me know when your legs look like this ok grandpa.

Just as I thought. You have a small package.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #21 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:31:50 AM »

Quote from: ripitupbaby on October 10, 2007, 07:28:57 AM

You have my permission to wear spandex any time you want.

I have never worn spandex shorts to the gym nor will I ever. I have plenty of workout clothes that are non spandex that still allow me to squat ass to the floor. Mr. Cortisol has been jerking off to one too many pro's training videos and thinks he needs spandex shorts to fit in.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:33:27 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 07:31:13 AM

Just as I thought. You have a small package.

Not up to your standards huh? Does that mean you wont be asking me to do any private posing sessions for you

Mr. Cortisol · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:35:39 AM »

Quote from: wisconsinBB on October 10, 2007, 07:33:27 AM

Not up to your standards huh? Does that mean you wont be asking me to do any private posing sessions for you

No.

But it does mean that your girlfriend is probably thinking about her ex to get off.

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2007, 07:39:03 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Cortisol on October 10, 2007, 07:35:39 AM

No.

But it does mean that your girlfriend is probably thinking about her ex to get off.

Whatever makes you feel better! Everyone on here knows you are a gay-schmoe. How do we know this? Simple.

-You are an old guy who has a fucking gut, bad hair, looks like he's never worked out a day in his life and likes to look at young bodybuilders. You are the definition of a schmoe.