This message is to Charles, President of German American Technologies,
It seems as though you are not willing to take care of your pet monkeys. Therefore, I am prematurely ending the 2 week notice and have taken immediate action as of today as stated to you previously due to another death threat from Derek Anthony
It is unfortunate that I must do this but I'm basically sick and tired of your athlete's unprofessional conduct not only towards me but to many others. Hopefully, by the action that I am taking against your company, you may make the wise business decision of hiring respectable spokeman for your company.