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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #100 on: October 13, 2007, 12:29:44 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on October 13, 2007, 07:56:34 AM
My bad.

/you really see that hawk up there?  ;)

two real fucking geniuses we have here.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #101 on: October 13, 2007, 12:33:02 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on October 13, 2007, 08:10:06 AM
He has more cuts,less water and more vascularity than Cutler.



exactly. i love when "guys" try to defend huge bald gym rats by saying 240 lbs of ripped mass gets more girls.

yep
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2007, 12:41:11 AM »
Quote from: boonstack on October 13, 2007, 12:33:02 PM
exactly. i love when "guys" try to defend huge bald gym rats by saying 240 lbs of ripped mass gets more girls.

yep

LOL, never.. girls like small toned-defined guys.. end of story.. 180lb. Brad Pit will get more pussy then any bodybuilder.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2007, 01:13:47 AM »
Quote from: the choad on October 13, 2007, 07:18:22 AM


cristiano may be small right there but you can tell he has great genetics for lats, look at those low insertions
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2007, 01:32:19 AM »
Quote from: Figo on October 13, 2007, 05:22:18 AM
So you're saying Best is communicating from the other side through Getbig posing as a pro bber/drug expert/guru?
Dead  ??? Nope...

He's aboard the alien mothership, orbiting earth with Elvis & Getbig's own Debussey.

And despite the zero gravity & liver transplant he still dwarfs sevastase.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #105 on: October 14, 2007, 04:43:13 AM »
 Why are we talking about Ronaldo being able to get tons of pussy???? Who actually cares??? Anybody could get tons of pussy if they were a top sportsman.....
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #106 on: October 14, 2007, 08:26:09 AM »
Quote from: kevcat on October 14, 2007, 04:43:13 AM
Why are we talking about Ronaldo being able to get tons of pussy???? Who actually cares??? Anybody could get tons of pussy if they were a top sportsman.....

your on to something... ;D
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #107 on: October 14, 2007, 04:35:19 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on October 12, 2007, 07:11:37 PM
Its well reported in British Press that he loves hookers, quite why when he can get any girl he wants anyway

"Tyese Cunningham and Gemma Storey revealed how they teased £120,000-a-week Ronaldo and fellow stars £14m Nani and £17m Anderson with Tesco's finest sexy knickers.

But she didn't feel as rich as one when she was counting the money at the end of the lust match.It wasjust £2,900—plus an extra £40 ontop for paying by credit card —for all five girls. That wouldn't cover a footballer's champagne bill in a nightclub.

"They made me feel cheap," she moaned. "I've slept with about 200 clients and I've never been treated with such little respect. They didn't care about our feelings. They didn't even talk. They just moved our bodies into the right positions."


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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #108 on: October 14, 2007, 04:36:19 PM »
" Adam had no idea Tyese, 19, was a hooker until he read in the News of the World two weeks ago that she and her pals were paid £2,940 to bed Ronaldo and his Premiership pals.

He said: "To find out your girlfriend is a hooker is bad. I was furious, upset and really shocked. "


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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #109 on: October 14, 2007, 04:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on October 11, 2007, 08:55:32 PM
Biggest waste of potential to get infinite girls. 

no shit
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #110 on: October 14, 2007, 04:38:09 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on October 14, 2007, 04:35:19 PM
"Tyese Cunningham and Gemma Storey revealed how they teased £120,000-a-week Ronaldo and fellow stars £14m Nani and £17m Anderson with Tesco's finest sexy knickers.

But she didn't feel as rich as one when she was counting the money at the end of the lust match.It wasjust £2,900—plus an extra £40 ontop for paying by credit card —for all five girls. That wouldn't cover a footballer's champagne bill in a nightclub.

"They made me feel cheap," she moaned. "I've slept with about 200 clients and I've never been treated with such little respect. They didn't care about our feelings. They didn't even talk. They just moved our bodies into the right positions."


 ;D

I'm a little confused...who is this quote in reference to? Renaldo and his teammates?
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #111 on: October 14, 2007, 04:43:08 PM »
Quote from: tweeter on October 14, 2007, 04:38:09 PM
I'm a little confused...who is this quote in reference to? Renaldo and his teammates?

Yes that last paragraph is what one of the hookers said.   I wonder if the reason he gets hookers in England is because he cannot speak English well. 
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #112 on: October 14, 2007, 04:53:26 PM »
Quote from: tweeter on October 14, 2007, 04:46:31 PM
I don't see why these guys go to hookers when they can probably free pussy easier than anyone else on earth...are they just lazy?

it's a lot less complicated . . . and usually winds up being cheaper.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #113 on: October 14, 2007, 05:03:00 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 14, 2007, 04:53:26 PM
it's a lot less complicated . . . and usually winds up being cheaper.


The Old saying is that you don't pay hookers for sex..but for them to leave afterwards..
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #114 on: October 14, 2007, 05:35:43 PM »
This reportedly happened in England. He is Portuguese so his English cannot be that good.  So I imagine he'd have a tough time expressing himself.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #115 on: October 14, 2007, 05:45:10 PM »


expressing himself? he's not madonna. he just wanted to get laid w/o going to any trouble.

he makes $ 250,000 per week, and he paid less than $2000 to get laid twice or thrice.

do the math . . .
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #116 on: October 14, 2007, 06:58:27 PM »
Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 14, 2007, 05:45:10 PM

expressing himself? he's not madonna. he just wanted to get laid w/o going to any trouble.

he makes $ 250,000 per week, and he paid less than $2000 to get laid twice or thrice.

do the math . . .

I'd Imagine with Endorsements he's pulling close 25-30 million..Ronaldo is a very marketable athlete...Word on The street was Real Madrid of Spain were going to pay Manchester United 133 million just for the transfer fee to acquire Ronaldo.However, Manchester Declined...Manchester united is the most valuable sports franchise in the world, eclipsing even the New York Yankees..So that's chump change for the man..
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #117 on: October 15, 2007, 05:12:28 AM »
David Beckham is whipped.


That's ok!  He is not being whipped by a man.  Whipped, pu$$y whipped, jacked over, f##ked over, played and so on all go hand in hand when dealing with women.  If anyone tells you otherwise, then he hasnt delt with one.  Go Dave!
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #118 on: October 15, 2007, 08:02:30 AM »
Id doubt Ronaldo is gettin paid $250,000 a week........
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #119 on: October 15, 2007, 10:41:23 AM »
Quote from: kevcat on October 15, 2007, 08:02:30 AM
Id doubt Ronaldo is gettin paid $250,000 a week........

More like $50 000.
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #120 on: October 15, 2007, 10:53:38 AM »
Quote from: Figo on October 15, 2007, 10:41:23 AM
More like $50 000.

What do you mean? He's probally pulling like 25-30 million year after endorsements bro..
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #121 on: October 15, 2007, 11:04:57 AM »
Quote from: the choad on October 15, 2007, 10:53:38 AM
What do you mean? He's probally pulling like 25-30 million year after endorsements bro..

I mean actual club wages. And I'm talking Cristiano, not Becks. Endorsement wise, I'm sure he does pretty well, too.

Sorry, its actually $240 000 a week (120 000 pounds):

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/tm_headline=secret-agony-of--31m-ronaldo&method=full&objectid=18943891&siteid=98487-name_page.html
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #122 on: October 15, 2007, 11:07:54 AM »
Quote from: Bast000 on October 14, 2007, 04:43:08 PM
Yes that last paragraph is what one of the hookers said.   I wonder if the reason he gets hookers in England is because he cannot speak English well. 
::)

Even if he spoke only arabic with a absurdly high-pitched voice the girls would still be standing in line to f*ck him. He's almost a god in england (or even Europe).

Hookers for him is probably cheaper, and less time-consuming than dealing with a girlfriend. I think the same situation happened in the dutch football squad, where the guys decided to have a party after the match. Probably happens all the time...
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #123 on: October 15, 2007, 12:46:39 PM »
i wouldnt call him a god, hes good but not on any standing with the likes of Ronaldinho , and i hate to say it, but Beckham is probably still more popular than Ronaldo....
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Re: David Beckham is whipped
« Reply #124 on: October 15, 2007, 12:54:56 PM »
That Posh chick seems like a miserable cvnt. I'd rather punch her in the face than fuck her.
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