Not to rib on this guy, but have you noticed that when anyone tells a story around here, they consistently describe others by using their weight in the first instance?
...I'm 232lb and went to the library to borrow a 4lb copy of the Oxford dictionary for use in online debate on 0lb website. This 156lb librarian gives me a stare for returning my 2lb copy of Little Women in poor condition after reading it post-1lb steak from night prior. I brush off his attitude and follow up with a 3lb dump in their men's room - teach him for messing with me.