just send it to your mothers house, i'll get to it between giving her poundings.
Well...again, I don't have any doubts about that: I bet she will turn you on regardless the fact that she died at 1981, but hey, at least I had a mother, not two fathers like you have. What comes to you, it is clear that you are complete moron, and those pictures prove that all over again. You have a posture of a fat 14 year old, you are short, you head is big, you legs are like chopsticks, you have a short hands, and you have a small feet's = you are more than just a mental midget, you really are a midget.
Let see how you look with a normal size guy standing next to you...
As you know, two pictures could be compared easily when you have an object which size is known, like that cam-phone of yours...so your cam-phone is big as a brick, or you are small as a baby...