here's some good ones from when bas and quadros used to comment together
Stephen Quadros: What position is that Bas
Bas Rutten: Yay, the head-between the-thighs-position, usually used for another act. The black-widow technique!
Stephen Quadros: I must say I have had it done to me a few times..
Bas Rutten: hehehe!
Stephen Quadros: I am sure he has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Bas Rutten: He's not wearing any sleeves.
Stephen Quadros: Don't even start, Bas.
Bas Rutten: He has a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Stephen Quadros: Yes, well many of the fighters have a black belt.
Bas Rutten: Yes, but in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu you cant buy your belt like in say, Tae Kwon Do.
Stephen Quadros: Do you have any belts?
Bas Rutten: I have a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do.
Stephan Quadros: It looks like a few of Silva's knees got through there to Matsui's nose.
Bas Rutten: Either that or he has really high blood pressure.
Stephen Quadros: Have there been any fighters jealous of your good looks?
Guy Mezger: Aren't they all. Or their girlfriends anyways
Interviewer: What does your father do?
Kazushi Sakuraba: My dad, well he's probably drinking right about now *laughing* because today's his day off.
Stephen Quadros: How long have you had that mustache?
Don Frye: Since I was 5. I got it from my mom's side of the family. She's not a pretty woman.