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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2007, 02:05:32 AM »
This one time I was tearing into a girl after a party and the lights were all off.. I tore into it for about a half hour, quit because she said it hurt. She asked if i'd to go down. oh man. talk about a mistake.

Turns out the bitch had only been with one dude prior and well...

I went in the bathroom to clean up... flip the light on and look in the mirror...

I looked like a fuckin lion that had just got done eating zebra guts.

Hahahaha!!!

It coulda been worse.... She might have been on her rag!

Ill fuck a bird on her rag, but no going down.... theres blood and brown blood as well  :(
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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2007, 02:07:28 AM »

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2007, 02:08:48 AM »
Hahahaha!!!

It coulda been worse.... She might have been on her rag!

Ill fuck a bird on her rag, but no going down.... theres blood and brown blood as well  :(

Seeing blood around my mouth was the worst thing ever. she was hott and all but man it was just something i regret.

I tear my current girlfirend (of a year and 8 months as of yesterday  :-\ ) apart on the rag often. Sometimes you get blood sometimes you don't. She says shes wildest on her last day of it. Can't say no unless i dont want any for the rest of the week,  >:(

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2007, 02:14:59 AM »
I swear some of you guys on this Board are " Closet-Fags " ... licking my GF's Ass and Twat is HEAVEN to me ... I wish I could do it now !  :'(

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2007, 02:18:08 AM »
I swear some of you guys on this Board are " Closet-Fags " ... licking my GF's Ass and Twat is HEAVEN to me ... I wish I could do it now !  :'(

She must have a pussy tha cures cancer. I feel more like going to get a burrito. Or something barbeque. Damnit  :(

Remember the more you do it the less special it becomes...

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2007, 02:20:57 AM »
She must have a pussy tha cures cancer. I feel more like going to get a burrito. Or something barbeque. Damnit  :(

Remember the more you do it the less special it becomes...

LOL !

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2007, 02:31:51 AM »
This one time I was tearing into a girl after a party and the lights were all off.. I tore into it for about a half hour, quit because she said it hurt. She asked if i'd to go down. oh man. talk about a mistake.

Turns out the bitch had only been with one dude prior and well...

I went in the bathroom to clean up... flip the light on and look in the mirror...

I looked like a fuckin lion that had just got done eating zebra guts.
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I'll spit on a womans vagina.... Just so I can stick it in straight away. Foreplay is a myth.
You guys make me laugh..haha
Not a big fan of eating pussy.  Maybe if I'm pretty horny or the girl is extremely hot, considering neither of these really happen very often...I don't eat much pussy. ;D
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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2007, 02:33:48 AM »
croatch do you agree with my statement a woman should not have pleasure in having sex?

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2007, 03:37:59 AM »
croatch do you agree with my statement a woman should not have pleasure in having sex?
Oh, I forgot to quote that line..haha
Yeah, that one had me laughing..haha  Actually, if you're giving a woman anal, when she feels pain, it actually turns me on a bit more...BOOM!
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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2007, 04:14:49 AM »
am i the only one who thinks a women should not get pleasure out of having sex?
LOL. How's life in the 15th century treating you Mars?

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #35 on: October 18, 2007, 04:16:42 AM »
LOL. How's life in the 15th century treating you Mars?

gayer than andy warhols diary.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #36 on: October 18, 2007, 04:18:37 AM »
gayer than andy warhols diary.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe things'll change for ya today.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #37 on: October 18, 2007, 04:20:12 AM »
you probably have a friendship with a woman too "dr chimps" haha.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #38 on: October 18, 2007, 04:31:27 AM »
you probably have a friendship with a woman too "dr chimps" haha.
LOL. I do. I've found that works a little better than waiting outside their door with a club. 

/something to be said for the club, tho

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #39 on: October 18, 2007, 05:01:34 AM »
I can see it's been a long time for some of you on this board.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #40 on: October 18, 2007, 06:31:36 AM »
I can see it's been a long time for some of you on this board.

You assume some of these guys actually HAD a time !  ;D

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #41 on: October 18, 2007, 06:49:24 AM »
so I glad I dont have to deal with any of these and then the whining afterwards.  This guy next door to me fucks a girl once in a while and she is a screamer, you can hear them in the hall way of our building. But after she is done she always complains about something.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #42 on: October 18, 2007, 06:56:14 AM »
I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved yet!

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #43 on: October 18, 2007, 07:06:55 AM »
I can't believe this thread hasn't been moved yet!

why?  it's definitely bodybuilding related.  (putting all the gays on this sight aside) vagina is probably the primary inspiration for most guys to start training. 

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #44 on: October 18, 2007, 07:09:59 AM »
croatch do you agree with my statement a woman should not have pleasure in having sex?

Don't worry.  With you, they don't.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2007, 07:11:06 AM »
Are you the funniest at home "tapeworm"?

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2007, 07:14:01 AM »
You left that one hangin' out there like my old lady's ham 'n cheese curtains.  It's too easy!

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2007, 07:16:36 AM »
yeah i'll give you that.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2007, 07:26:57 AM »
In all seriousness, just demand a blow job next time you want one.  If she complains, spank her.  Repeat as necessary.

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Re: Is the word "Vagina" a swear word?
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2007, 07:28:34 AM »
what about blowing a bullet trough her skull?