This one time I was tearing into a girl after a party and the lights were all off.. I tore into it for about a half hour, quit because she said it hurt. She asked if i'd to go down. oh man. talk about a mistake.
Turns out the bitch had only been with one dude prior and well...
I went in the bathroom to clean up... flip the light on and look in the mirror...
I looked like a fuckin lion that had just got done eating zebra guts.