Told You Folks I'd Get Derek Anthony Back....

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith's so fat he did a cartwheel and kids started screaming for a ride on the ferris wheel....

[G o a t b o y]

Keith's so fat when he wears a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi"!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

This makes it sound like you already put the wheels in motion yet you say:

PLS explain Vince I was looking forward to this fiasco playing out

It'll take about two weeks for this act to have results, I can still call it off though

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith's so fat that when he books his flights, he goes freight class

[Army of One]

It'll take about two weeks for this act to have results, I can still call it off though

Yawn.....Just do it or shutup, none of this usual pulling out at last minute crap.

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat when God said let there be light, he asked him to move.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith's so fat that his belly button makes an echo

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat he got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

[EL Mariachi]

Wasn't it fucked up?  I can't believe Derik would go that far.  The crazy part is that if you pay attention at about the 00:32 second mark, you see Dave Palumbo laughing in the background.  No one even tried to stop it as it was going on..

www.MrOlympiaWeekend.com/Derek_Anthony_Spit

Cowards,
"1"

go fuck your mother you filthy fag

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith's so fat that he has to have a lifeguard with him to eat a bowl of cereal.

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side!

[SteelePegasus]

Keith's so fat that he has to have a lifeguard with him to eat a bowl of cereal.

 

Vince, why not join a gym?

[Big Worm]

Oh don't worry, the payback is much higher than this for Derek.  Folks like the Squadfather will need to take notes when I demonstrate in a few weeks what internet terrorism is all about.  This isn't going to be an owning, this is personal and I intend to get some very brutal revenge for it.

Derek, I'd suggest you apologize for your actions soon or your world is going to be flipped upside down like nothing you've ever seen before.

No one spits in my face and gets away with it without reprucussion.  The funny thing is that he's going to do it to himself. 




I'll give you folks a little hint......Crocodile Dundee....

Shut up pussy.

[Get Rowdy]

THE thousand injuries of Derek I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge. You, who so well know the nature

of my soul, will not suppose, however, that I gave utterance to a threat. AT LENGTH I would be avenged; this was a point definitively settled -- but the

very definitiveness with which it was resolved precluded the idea of risk. I must not only punish, but punish with impunity. A wrong is unredressed when

retribution overtakes its redresser. It is equally unredressed when the avenger fails to make himself felt as such to him who has done the wrong.

It must be understood that neither by word nor deed had I given Derek cause to doubt my good will. I continued as was my wont, to smile in his

face, and he did not perceive that my smile NOW was at the thought of his immolation.

He had a weak point -- this Derek -- although in other regards he was a man to be respected and even feared. He prided himself on his

connoisseurship in semen. Few Italians have the true virtuoso spirit. For the most part their enthusiasm is adopted to suit the time and opportunity to

practise imposture upon the British and Austrian MILLIONAIRES. In painting and gemmary, Derek, like his countrymen , was a quack, but in the

matter of old semens he was sincere. In this respect I did not differ from him materially; I was skilful in the Italian manjuice myself, and sampled largely

whenever I could.

It was about dusk, one evening during the supreme madness of the carnival season, that I encountered my friend. He accosted me with excessive

warmth, for he had been drinking much semen. The man wore motley. He had on a tight-fitting parti-striped dress and his head was surmounted by the conical cap and bells. I was so pleased to see him, that I thought I should never have done wringing his hand.

I said to him -- "My dear Derek, you are luckily met. How remarkably well you are looking to-day! But I have received a pipe of what passes for

AustralianManJuice, and I have my doubts."

"How?" said he, AustralianManJuice? A pipe? Impossible ? And in the middle of the carnival?"

"I have my doubts," I replied; "and I was silly enough to pay the full AustralianManJuice price without consulting you in the matter. You were not to be found,

and I was fearful of losing a bargain."

"AustralianManJuice!"

"I have my doubts."

"AustralianManJuice!"

"And I must satisfy them."

"AustralianManJuice!"

"As you are engaged, I am on my way to Luchesi. If any one has a critical turn, it is he. He will tell me" --

"Luchesi cannot tell AustralianManJuice from GermanManJuice."

"And yet some fools will have it that his taste is a match for your own."

"Come let us go."

"Whither?"

"To your vaults."

"My friend, no; I will not impose upon your good nature. I perceive you have an engagement Luchesi" --

"I have no engagement; come."

Thus speaking, Derek possessed himself of my arm. Putting on a mask of black silk and drawing a roquelaire closely about my person, I suffered

him to hurry me to my palazzo.

There were no attendants at home; they had absconded to make merry in honour of the time. I had told them that I should not return until the

morning and had given them explicit orders not to stir from the house. These orders were sufficient, I well knew, to insure their immediate

disappearance , one and all, as soon as my back was turned.

I took from their sconces two flambeaux, and giving one to Derek bowed him through several suites of rooms to the archway that led into the

vaults. I passed down a long and winding staircase, requesting him to be cautious as he followed. We came at length to the foot of the descent, and

stood together on the damp ground of the catacombs of the Montresors.

The gait of my friend was unsteady, and the bells upon his cap jingled as he strode.

"The pipe," said he.

"It is farther on," said I; "but observe the white webwork which gleams from these cavern walls."

He turned towards me and looked into my eyes with two filmy orbs that distilled the rheum of intoxication .

"Nitre?" he asked, at length

"Nitre," I replied. "How long have you had that cough!"

"Ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh! -- ugh! ugh! ugh!

My poor friend found it impossible to reply for many minutes.

"It is nothing," he said, at last.

"Come," I said, with decision, we will go back; your health is precious. You are rich, respected, admired, beloved; you are happy as once I was. You

are a man to be missed. For me it is no matter. We will go back; you will be ill and I cannot be responsible. Besides, there is Luchesi" --

"Enough," he said; "the cough is a mere nothing; it will not kill me. I shall not die of a cough."

"True -- true," I replied; "and, indeed, I had no intention of alarming you unnecessarily -- but you should use all proper caution. A draught of this Medoc

will defend us from the damps."

Here I knocked off the neck of a bottle which I drew from a long row of its fellows that lay upon the mould.

"Drink," I said, presenting him the semen.

He raised it to his lips with a leer. He paused and nodded to me familiarly, while his bells jingled.

"I drink," he said, "to the buried that repose around us."

"And I to your long life."

He again took my arm and we proceeded.

"These vaults," he said, are extensive."

"The Montresors," I replied, "were a great numerous family."

"I forget your arms."

"A huge human foot d'or, in a field azure; the foot crushes a serpent rampant whose fangs are imbedded in the heel."

"And the motto?"

"Nemo me impune lacessit."

"Good!" he said.

HAHAHAHA how long did this take to fucken write??

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

When Keith stepped on a talking weight scale it said :  Is this your weight or your phone number??

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat his belt size is "Equator"!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith killed all the dinosaurs after he did a cannonball in a tar pit.....

[rk272727]

YO VINCE THOSE ALRI PRODUCTS ARE NOT GOING TO DO MIRACLE WORK YOU STILL NEED TO JOIN A GYM AND LIFT A FEW WEIGHTS AND ALL THE CARDIO YOU CAN HANDLE WHICH HAS TO BE ALOT.  IM SURE YOU WILL TRY AND SUE ALRI FOR PRODUCTS THAT DONT WORK OR SOMETHING . YOU LOOK LIKE DOGG CRAPP SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY DC TRAINING

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat when his beeper goes off people think it's cause he's backin up!

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

When Keith ran away from home as a child, the police had to use all four sides of a milk carton

[bigdumbbell]

Keith is so fat when his beeper goes off people think it's cause he's backin up!

that's one of your better ones hon   LOL

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat he puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

[rk272727]

VINCE WHAT ARE YOU JUST OBESE

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Keith takes his all of his personal pictures done by NASA satilites

[G o a t b o y]

Keith is so fat when he goes to the zoo the elephants throw HIM peanuts!