Lets see, "Things A Straight Man Could Do On a Saturday Night"...
1) Go out to a bar/club, get drinks, chase pussy, end up at a titty bar
2) Stay in and watch the UFC (the Sylvia/Vera fight should be nasty)
3) Go down to the local public school gymnasium, pay $6 to see a sparse line up of third tier oiled up gay junkies in thongs prancing on stage, with the aroma pro tan and gay permeating the auditorium.
Decisions, decisions, decisions...