milos i got $150 to kill.
should i blow it on your stack or get a tub of thai anabols? i wanna get teh pUmpz you all are talking abouut.
There are many ways you can kill $150..or be killed?
It all depends how you want to get killed...
My supps are something I am putting my name behind it...WORTH EVERY PENNY and I will proudly promote them to the rest of my life (until I find SOMETHING that can maybe make them even better?)
It is unfortunate that some of you would be cheep when your body (yourself) is concerned...and question IF you should spend money or not?
Some big company can make huge claims and give you BS advertisement - that nobody understands...and you will jump on the "hype"...not knowing even what to expect...but it did sound confusing yet scientific enough....
"We applied the latest advancements in nutramolecular theory to develop Wave Pulse Technology..."
or
"We have developed a proprietary Excitation Scale to gauge the sensory stimulation in our beta-testing..."
or
" Legally insane fat-incinerating serum injected with bleeding-edge lipo-reactive substances molecularly designed with rare fat-torching compounds and blood-boiling reactive substances such as Cissus quadragularis extract, GBB and Uridine -5 - monophosphoric acid disodium. AFTER A SINGLE ORAL DOSE, severe thermogenesis is ignited causing your body to reach its fat-burning flashpoint and causing such DISTURBING RESULTS that you will literally look like a walking anatomy chart."
or
"We traveled to the most remote corners of the world to track down extremely rare, immensely volatile and beyond potent vasodilatating agent like gamma-butyrobetaine eicosanoate..."
or
" Experience the difference with Amplified Signaling - Black Powder Effect and ignite skyrocket recovery with 950% more Nitric Oxide..."
or
Vaso reactive, dormant, ultra-purified, involuntary muscle mutation, growth intervention, wave-pulse, sequential activator, psychoactive matrix, thermal nano imaging, nanomolecular, vaso-muscular, nutramolecular, myo-cellular...super spectacular...P-LEASE....!
Open the pages of any magazine and you'll see some of this DISTURBING advertisements which became industry standard.
Message: talk so much and say so little...make sure that nobody understand a word you are saying...but add some scientific "sounds expensive" BS at the end - so you can justify the price...as (after all) you did travel to the most remote places in the Universe...probably back in time or maybe (sounds better?) far future with specially made pico-vaporized time machine and you have found that unique, never before seen, magical muscle building, fat burning....component that is 75000 times better than this or 9872% stronger that that.
Hallelujah!
My supplements are not so sexy...
It is simple:
exact amino acids, glucose and glucose polymers and just few more common bodybuilding supplements I believe MOST NEEDED to trigger highest rate of protein synthesis (anabolism) and inhibit protein breakdown (anti-catabolism) taken PRECISELY AT THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME - when up to 80% of the blood will be in exact muscle group we are trying to build...insuring that ALL the necessary nutrients and anabolic as well as anti-catabolic hormones will be exactly where we want them to be at the time that matters the most (which in my opinion contrary to OTHERS is DURING THE WORKOUT)!
