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Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« on: October 29, 2007, 04:53:33 AM »
If any animal could could step onstage shredded,

which would be best suited to bodybuilding?

I say the white rhino, is has mass, symmetry, and yates-like density

Here is an untalented artists impression of one onstage guestposing in kamali clobber

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2007, 04:56:58 AM »
not for nothing a great bodybuilder on this board is nicknamed rhino.

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2007, 04:58:50 AM »
A male SilverBack Gorilla shaved in a thong and natural.
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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2007, 05:00:35 AM »
Rhinos got it on mass,

Imagine a rhino on elephant test

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2007, 05:00:42 AM »
The rhino's skin is too thick

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2007, 05:05:09 AM »
The rhino's skin is too thick

Good point,

But they have michael lockett like freaky mass.

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2007, 05:14:53 AM »
well the monkeys seem to be doing very well in the ifbb

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2007, 05:17:15 AM »
A male SilverBack Gorilla shaved in a thong and natural.

A reasonable choice.  While very strong, I seem to remember that the gorilla’s chest is not fleshy, but rather semi-hard tissue that would not grow and be able to flex like normal soft muscle/skin tissue.  :(


The rhino's skin is too thick

Ditto.

Some time ago, someone here posted a pic of that myostatin bull--or was it a cow?  Anyway, it was bulging with muscles and totally shredded!

Any equestrian can tell you that horses are also solid muscle.

Pitt bulls on a good diet are also heavily muscled---especially the males!

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 05:21:39 AM »
are you trying to tell me some mutt or horse could beat this onstage, look at the thickness, density and roundness of the muscles. Looks like it was cut from stone.

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2007, 05:26:03 AM »
A reasonable choice.  While very strong, I seem to remember that the gorilla’s chest is not fleshy, but rather semi-hard tissue that would not grow and be able to flex like normal soft muscle/skin tissue.  :(


Ditto.

Some time ago, someone here posted a pic of that myostatin bull--or was it a cow?  Anyway, it was bulging with muscles and totally shredded!

Any equestrian can tell you that horses are also solid muscle.

Pitt bulls on a good diet are also heavily muscled---especially the males!

You have given me a challenge contest prep for a Silver Back Gorrilla coming in at 500 pounds ;D
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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2007, 05:27:08 AM »
american staffordshire terrier.. no doubt!

My dog BTW

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2007, 05:35:20 AM »
A reasonable choice.  While very strong, I seem to remember that the gorilla’s chest is not fleshy, but rather semi-hard tissue that would not grow and be able to flex like normal soft muscle/skin tissue.  :(


Ditto.

Some time ago, someone here posted a pic of that myostatin bull--or was it a cow?  Anyway, it was bulging with muscles and totally shredded!

Any equestrian can tell you that horses are also solid muscle.

Pitt bulls on a good diet are also heavily muscled---especially the males!


You mean the Belgian Blue



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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2007, 05:40:43 AM »
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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 06:10:09 AM »
I believe this website will be able to help you along in the quest to produce the most heavily muscled animal

http://www.beefsemenonline.co.uk/belgian_blue/belgian_blue.htm
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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 06:14:39 AM »
palumbo could make a good exaple here

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2007, 06:21:28 AM »
not for nothing a great bodybuilder on this board is nicknamed rhino.

you're quite an animal yourself, mars.

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2007, 07:09:06 AM »
american staffordshire terrier.. no doubt!

My dog BTW

That dog would make a nice meal for Thanksgiving

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2007, 07:11:25 AM »
you're quite an animal yourself, mars.

These days he goes for the health look

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2007, 07:15:55 AM »
A male SilverBack Gorilla shaved in a thong and natural.

Well we will see in about 25 years

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2007, 07:45:31 AM »
That dog would make a nice meal for Thanksgiving

Maybe if you come form china.  ;)

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2007, 07:50:59 AM »
A male SilverBack Gorilla shaved in a thong and natural.



If a man had the strength of a male silver back Gorilla, he'd be able to bench press 3500lbs for a good solid rep, I pick the gorilla for the biggest bodybuilder on stage, Ronnie coleman, anybody ;D
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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2007, 08:36:45 AM »
Clive from every which was but loose with clint eastwood coudl bench 405 for reps when he was training with he barbarian brothers

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2007, 08:55:00 AM »
I've read that turtles only gain weight in the form of lean muscle mass. Could explain why the Ninja turtles were so jacked when all they ate was Pizza

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #23 on: October 29, 2007, 09:37:34 AM »
Adonis' greyhound Darwin is really ripped and has good aesthetics.

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Re: Which animal would make the best bodybuilder?
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2007, 09:42:46 AM »
Adonis' greyhound Darwin is really ripped and has good aesthetics.

indeed but surely, not existing would hurt your BB career?