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Pwnage by the doctor
« on: October 31, 2007, 12:45:58 PM »
I had some bloodwork done (don't ask , wife made me).

My tri glycerides were at 805.  The average is 150.

They couldn't calculate my bad cholesterol.

Fuck.


Discuss.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2007, 12:49:32 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 12:45:58 PM
I had some bloodwork done (don't ask , wife made me).

My tri glycerides were at 805.  The average is 150.

They couldn't calculate my bad cholesterol.

Fuck.


Discuss.

Start making funeral arrangements.  Since you won't be around much longer, how about hooking me up with your wife?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2007, 12:52:35 PM »
Quote from: emn1964 on October 31, 2007, 12:49:32 PM
Start making funeral arrangements.  Since you won't be around much longer, how about hooking me up with your wife?

he could also get off whatever he's on and start to eat right insetead of taking more steriods instead.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2007, 12:53:40 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on October 31, 2007, 12:52:35 PM
he could also get off whatever he's on and start to eat right insetead of taking more steriods instead.

I would advise him to take higher doses and give me and intro to his wife.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 12:54:23 PM »
Are you in your loading phase with your CellTech ?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2007, 01:01:08 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on October 31, 2007, 12:54:23 PM
Are you in your loading phase with your CellTech ?

no, i'm trying muscle asylum for crazy gains.

well, to my disadvantage i've been eating like a guy for the last few months.  all sweets and chicken wings baby.

guess i'm gonna have to cut that out.  i also haven't been exercising.  i'm guessing that doesn't help.

the doctor's putting me on tricor, whatever that is.

i should also think about quitting smoking, or at least cutting down.

i cut out some sweets last week, lost 4 lbs.  i may have been overdoing it on the sweets.

i started lifting this week, looks like i'm gonna have to start doing some cardio.  good thing i have a dusty treadmill in the basement.

and yes, if i die, you can have my wife, to whoever asked.  hell , you can have her now if you want.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2007, 01:03:05 PM »
yea i figured..... well you know what they say...to build a city you have to bludoze a forrest
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2007, 01:03:18 PM »
wow. so you dont workout, or diet, or do cardio of any kind; yet you post on getbig pretty much everyday...

that doesnt make any sense to me at all...

care to explain?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2007, 01:05:44 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
wow. so you dont workout, or diet, or do cardio of any kind; yet you post on getbig pretty much everyday...

that doesnt make any sense to me at all...

care to explain?

actually, i fit in more than you.  at least i lifted a weight at some point in my life, Zitman.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2007, 01:06:08 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
wow. so you dont workout, or diet, or do cardio of any kind; yet you post on getbig pretty much everyday...

that doesnt make any sense to me at all...

care to explain?


STFU noob!
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2007, 01:06:22 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
wow. so you dont workout, or diet, or do cardio of any kind; yet you post on getbig pretty much everyday...

that doesnt make any sense to me at all...

care to explain?
whats your explaination Mr. Jiggaboo Luva
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2007, 01:08:20 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:01:08 PM
no, i'm trying muscle asylum for crazy gains.

well, to my disadvantage i've been eating like a guy for the last few months.  all sweets and chicken wings baby.

guess i'm gonna have to cut that out.  i also haven't been exercising.  i'm guessing that doesn't help.

the doctor's putting me on tricor, whatever that is.

i should also think about quitting smoking, or at least cutting down.

i cut out some sweets last week, lost 4 lbs.  i may have been overdoing it on the sweets.

i started lifting this week, looks like i'm gonna have to start doing some cardio.  good thing i have a dusty treadmill in the basement.

and yes, if i die, you can have my wife, to whoever asked.  hell , you can have her now if you want.
damn Broad Street that's not good, get on some Lipitor or Zocor.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2007, 01:08:38 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on October 31, 2007, 01:06:22 PM
whats your explaination Mr. Jiggaboo Luva

looks like the nig comment upset Zitman McJungleFever, eh jaejonna?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2007, 01:09:56 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on October 31, 2007, 01:08:20 PM
damn Broad Street that's not good, get on some Lipitor or Zocor.

aren't you Broad Street's gimmick?
Anyways, he's putting me on Tricor as i mentioned for 8 weeks at which point i'll go in for another blood test.

I'm hoping it's no big deal.  If i cut out the sweets and return to at least a normal level of activity, it'll go down drastically (or so some geeks say on some health site).
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 01:11:08 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:08:38 PM
looks like the nig comment upset Zitman McJungleFever, eh jaejonna?
hahahahahahahahaha


that one was funny


in a stupid sort of way

 ;D
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2007, 01:11:56 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:09:56 PM
aren't you Broad Street's gimmick?
Anyways, he's putting me on Tricor as i mentioned for 8 weeks at which point i'll go in for another blood test.

I'm hoping it's no big deal.  If i cut out the sweets and return to at least a normal level of activity, it'll go down drastically (or so some geeks say on some health site).
WTF is "Tricor"?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2007, 01:12:48 PM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on October 31, 2007, 01:11:56 PM
WTF is "Tricor"?

i think it's a lipitor type pill, i just looked it up, made by Abbott.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2007, 01:12:50 PM »
eat some cheerios you twit!! >:(
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2007, 01:15:52 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
wow. so you dont workout, or diet, or do cardio of any kind; yet you post on getbig pretty much everyday...

that doesnt make any sense to me at all...

care to explain?

Was wondering the same thing.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2007, 01:17:01 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:12:48 PM
i think it's a lipitor type pill, i just looked it up, made by Abbott.
never heard of that one, anyway they're all HMG Co enzyme A reductase inhibitors and hopefully it will stop your liver from either producing too much cholesterol or helping your liver to dispose of the LDL cholesterol.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2007, 01:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:05:44 PM
actually, i fit in more than you.  at least i lifted a weight at some point in my life, Zitman.
here is a leg shot from yesterday.... :)
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2007, 01:17:58 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:17:10 PM
here is a leg shot from yesterday.... :)

wow, you have a leg.  am i supposed to shake now or something or bow down to you?
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2007, 01:18:09 PM »
Quote from: candidizzle on October 31, 2007, 01:17:10 PM
here is a leg shot from yesterday.... :)
hahahahaha, that's supposed to impress someone, epic marathon runners quads and zero calves. ::)
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2007, 01:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Power Rod on October 31, 2007, 01:17:58 PM
wow, you have a leg.  am i supposed to shake now or something or bow down to you?
i am just betting that you couldnt have a leg of that quality within 6 months from now. thats all.

and thats saying a whole lot, because my legs suck.
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Re: Pwnage by the doctor
« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2007, 01:20:20 PM »
Quote from: Neurotoxin on October 31, 2007, 01:18:55 PM
start doing cardio and avoid all high fat animal products and it should normalize in a short time period.


has very little to do with either of those factors, some people's livers produce way too much cholesterol and don't metabolize LDL cholesterol and triglycerides.
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