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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2007, 10:02:44 AM »
Okay, so for one of my classes we watched Commando yesterday.  A classic arnold movie, not as good as predator, but still cool. 

there was a guest speaker who spoke on homoeroticism though, and he pointed out that the movie had a lot of homosexual undertones to it.  at first i thought he was full of it, but then he played the ending where arnold and the bad guy fight, and there is definitely something strange about it.  The guy is wearing like a fishnet vest made out of chain, and is dressed like a leather daddy.  His facial expressions in slow motion look like he's having sex, and if you just listen to the sound and dont watch the scene, it sounds like he's moaning.  Anyways, it was kinda funny in a weird way, and i thought i would share with the board.

Ron should send you in timeout for this sacrilege

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 10:03:05 AM »
So that explains how Bennet got the part for the movie...

I always thought that he looks weaker then a kitten but somehow manages to last more then 10 seconds in a fight with Arnold.
just push some weight!

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2007, 10:04:27 AM »
I eat Green Berets for breakfast....and right now I'm very hungry!

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2007, 10:06:43 AM »
I eat Green Berets for breakfast....and right now I'm very hungry!

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2007, 10:10:17 AM »
So that explains how Bennet got the part for the movie...

I always thought that he looks weaker then a kitten but somehow manages to last more then 10 seconds in a fight with Arnold.
everyone i know wondered how the skinny fat guy could even put up a fight with the oak, and even come close to overpowering him...

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2007, 10:10:25 AM »
John......I'll be ready John.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2007, 10:12:09 AM »
there is a lot of gay stuff in the movie.

maybe it was designed so that if it failed in the theaters, it would still have a cult following in the homo circle.  Bluto, what say you?
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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2007, 10:12:45 AM »
everyone i know wondered how the skinny fat guy could even put up a fight with the oak, and even come close to overpowering him...

lol Me 2!
just push some weight!

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2007, 10:13:16 AM »
I'll say it a little louder then.....get fucked!

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2007, 10:20:50 AM »
You fuckin whore.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2007, 10:21:43 AM »
it took a guy to come in the classroom to point this out to you?

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2007, 10:22:34 AM »
sounds like your 'class' is special education, if so, good for you champ.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 10:23:34 AM »
Put the knife away and shut your mouth.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2007, 10:24:47 AM »
You can find gay / sexual undertones to just about any movie...if it's what you're looking for...

all in the eye of the beholder....

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2007, 10:25:39 AM »
You can find gay / sexual undertones to just about any movie...if it's what you're looking for...

all in the eye of the beholder....

Good point. I guess that is why they call you a chick?
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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2007, 10:25:47 AM »
Fuck you asshole!!




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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2007, 10:28:22 AM »
Open your mouth again and I'll nail it shut.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2007, 10:29:59 AM »
everything is gay to gay people

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2007, 10:31:51 AM »
You can find gay / sexual undertones to just about any movie...if it's what you're looking for...

all in the eye of the beholder....

What is more pathetic is the fact that somebody went as far as to actually analyze the movie  of "gayness"... grown men ::)

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2007, 10:32:02 AM »
You know what I like best about this car?   The price.

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2007, 10:32:10 AM »
Okay, so for one of my classes we watched Commando yesterday.  A classic arnold movie, not as good as predator, but still cool. 

there was a guest speaker who spoke on homoeroticism though, and he pointed out that the movie had a lot of homosexual undertones to it.  at first i thought he was full of it, but then he played the ending where arnold and the bad guy fight, and there is definitely something strange about it.  The guy is wearing like a fishnet vest made out of chain, and is dressed like a leather daddy.  His facial expressions in slow motion look like he's having sex, and if you just listen to the sound and dont watch the scene, it sounds like he's moaning.  Anyways, it was kinda funny in a weird way, and i thought i would share with the board.

Should have turned the tables on the guest speaker, and pointed out how HE was the one who zeroed in on the alledged "gay" stuff and how he managed to turn all these scenes into homo eroticism, despite not being intended to be seen as such...looks like the "speaker" has some issues he needs to address....

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2007, 10:34:49 AM »
John, how's your arm John?

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2007, 10:35:46 AM »
Should have turned the tables on the guest speaker, and pointed out how HE was the one who zeroed in on the alledged "gay" stuff and how he managed to turn all these scenes into homo eroticism, despite not being intended to be seen as such...looks like the "speaker" has some issues he needs to address....

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Re: Watched COMMANDO in class yesterday.
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2007, 10:36:11 AM »
Welcome back John...so glad you could make it.