Do you like New Wheels On The Block? I've been a big fan ever since the release of their 2005 song,"I'm not gay". Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on "I'm not gay"where the most retarded ones presence became more apparent. I think "he's living in a wheelchair" was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of the 3 Tards. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to "Making Love in a Handicapped Toilet". In this song, head retard addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "Making Love in a Handicapped Toilet" is the most moving pop song of the 2000's, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. The Lead retard's solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "I shit myself and cant wipe" and "Id love to jerk off without using a machine" Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Lead Retard works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Ho's love my catabolic leg muscles", a great, great song, a personal favorite.
