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AWESOME CHAOS THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« on: November 03, 2007, 07:43:47 PM »






hopefully, some of these work. i will add more from time to time.  :D

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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2007, 07:44:59 PM »
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2007, 07:47:22 PM »

shaddup, haider, nobody invited you.




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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2007, 07:48:42 PM »
that guy doesn't even look indian

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2007, 07:49:30 PM »

looks pretty indian from where i'm standing. but i heard he's a half-breed.

can we get some pics of jemima khan & imran, and princess di & dodi al-fayed?   

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2007, 07:49:37 PM »
Traitors.
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2007, 07:51:35 PM »





They're divorced now if that makes 'john matrix' happy  :D
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2007, 07:52:46 PM »
shaddup, haider, nobody invited you.
haha, everythink ok Al?  ;)
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2007, 07:56:12 PM »

haha . . . the funny thing is that kim kardashian's not white in my book.  her dad's pretty much arab imo.

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2007, 07:57:49 PM »
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2007, 08:02:14 PM »
not your grandma, douche
Can I help you, "haiter"?
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 07:49:32 AM »






hopefully, some of these work. i will add more from time to time.  :D

These white mothers, need to learn how to get their kids' hair cut, or learn how to braid hair. I can't stand lil mixed kids looking like Side Show Bob all the time.

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2007, 08:21:40 AM »
that old white dude that heidi used to screw is worse than seal

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2007, 08:22:41 AM »
that old white dude that heidi used to screw is worse than seal

briatore is scum.

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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2007, 09:00:15 AM »
that old white dude that heidi used to screw is worse than seal
But her kids wouldn't have fucked up hair. ;)
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 10:32:04 AM »
But her kids wouldn't have fucked up hair. ;)

oh really? ;D


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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 11:07:22 AM »
AWESOME STORY  ;D

Supermodel tells Oprah about meeting Seal: ‘I pretty much saw everything. The whole package’

Heidi Klum fell for Seal after seeing his impressive “package”.

The supermodel, who married the British singer in May 2005, was instantly attracted to Seal, who was wearing a pair of tight-fitting shorts when they first met in 2004, reports gossip website femalefirst.co.uk.

Klum told US TV chat-show host Oprah Winfrey: “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, ‘Wow!’

“He was wearing bicycle shorts and I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.”

The couple — who have two sons, two-year-old Henry and 11-month- old Johan, while Heidi also has a three-year-old daughter, Leni, from a previous relationship — said it was difficult to keep the passion alive in their marriage because they rarely get time alone together.

Seal said: “The most common hiccough is when the first child comes along. And it turns into all about the kids, which is understandable because they’re miraculous. But then you’ve got to put each other first. You know, she will always be number one for me.”

Klum said: “I have the most romantic husband. I really do.”

Meanwhile, Seal said baby Johan was ruining their sex life. They want him to move into his own room so they can enjoy some intimate time .

Seal said: “Our youngest is now 11 months old, so I’ve told Heidi we’re booting him out of the bedroom. I’m not having it any more. This is the longest time I’ve known Heidi without her being pregnant. She’s got her body back and it’s real good fun!”

The Crazy singer met Klum in 2004 when she was pregnant with Leni .

He said: “I just launched myself into the relationship and fatherhood. When I told my stepmother I’d met Heidi, she said to me, ‘That’s so strange, because I was just about to talk to you about adopting a child.’ It was obviously meant to be.”


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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 12:17:37 PM »
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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 12:57:07 PM »
the hell's up with blacky's face?  ???
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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 01:01:02 PM »
Can't say I'm fond of interracial stuff myself unless I'm involved myself.  :)

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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2007, 01:03:46 PM »
Got it-

Question: the fcvk's up with seal's face?

Answer:
Contrary to popular belief, the scars were caused by a disease called Lupus which Seal suffered from when he was a child. The particular strain from which Seal suffers causes blistering especially around the facial area, which when ruptured cause deep scarring.
They not the result of ritual scarification, being bitten on the face by a wolf, getting punched while wearing glasses, or being involved in a motorcycle accident (And they are some of the less bizarre reasons proffered!)

For more information regarding Lupus, visit lupus.org.


source: http://futureloveparadise.co.uk/qna/03scars.html
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Re: For john matrix
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2007, 01:15:49 PM »
looks pretty indian from where i'm standing. but i heard he's a half-breed.



How come the half breeds always tend to lean towards your side? I mean looks wise anyway.

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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2007, 01:21:05 PM »
Got it-

Question: the fcvk's up with seal's face?

Answer:
Contrary to popular belief, the scars were caused by a disease called Lupus which Seal suffered from when he was a child. The particular strain from which Seal suffers causes blistering especially around the facial area, which when ruptured cause deep scarring.
They not the result of ritual scarification, being bitten on the face by a wolf, getting punched while wearing glasses, or being involved in a motorcycle accident (And they are some of the less bizarre reasons proffered!)

For more information regarding Lupus, visit lupus.org.


source: http://futureloveparadise.co.uk/qna/03scars.html


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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2007, 01:31:02 PM »

Are you a woman?  :-\
you must've missed the scarring on his face altogether, you manly man.
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Re: AWESOME JOHN MATRIX THREAD: PLEASE ADD YOUR OWN MATERIAL
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2007, 01:36:27 PM »
you must've missed the scarring on his face altogether, you manly man.

You looked it up, bro.. I would have just assumed he was attacked by a pride of lions in africa or something.