He's not that smart, Rip, cut him some slack.
And Rip,you might want to toughen up a little bit, "sweetie" is kind of sissyish.
Next she'll be calling him "sugar"... no wait, that's sugartits to him.
Effect is cause and effect...
Affect, is when you actually affect something...
One is a noun, the other is a verb.
I'm just trying to do my part to educate the masses.