Fresh Blood and Taking a Shit

[MB_722]

anyone ever have this problem.

Took a shit yesterday and noticed another today. I had fresh blood in the bowl and on the paper. Will this pass I don't feel like going to the doctor for this.

And no nothing got put up my ass.

Shitty, no pun intended 

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Sounds like hemorrhoids. Do you push a lot?

If it's bright red color, then it's more than likely hemorrhoids.

This is more detail than I like to share but fuck it...I push a lot because I like to shit on schedule. Once in the morning after a cup of coffee.

Some people like to wait until that terd is sliding out of their ass before they hit the bowl. I heard this is the healthiest way to defecate and the best way of avoiding any problems back there. You must also never over wipe. Three strokes and that's it.

You see... I hate using public restrooms for crapping because I'm a germ phobe. Therefore, I must maintain a schedule that unfortunately causes hemorrhoidal issues from occasional pushing.

I hope this helps but Christ....now I want to shoot myself for admitting all of this.

[MB_722]

yes, it's bright red.

I wouldn't say I force it but I dont sit there waiting for it to drop. I can't shit in public aswell.

I'm curious to know if it will pass and what happens if it goes untreated. What is the treatment, Preparation H? What if i do nothing.

Fuckin hemorrhoids, LOL shit happens.

I don't feel like going to the doctor or talking to his secretary about this.

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

yes, it's bright red.

I wouldn't say I force it but I dont sit there waiting for it to drop. I can't shit in public aswell.

I'm curious to know if it will pass and what happens if it goes untreated. What is the treatment, Preparation H? What if i do nothing.

Fuckin hemorrhoids, LOL shit happens.

I don't feel like going to the doctor or talking to his secretary about this.

Yeah, you're straight. No doctor necessary. Hemorrhoids happen to the manliest of men, my friend. Preparation H is the best way to go. You feel like a queer for sticking your finger up your ass but fuck it, it's your finger.

The anal tissue heals itself over a short time, especially after you apply the Prep H.

You're good to go but I know how you feel when you first saw blood in the bowl. I started freaking out too but my dad put me at ease with one of his father/son talks.

LOL

[MB_722]

Yeah, you're straight. No doctor necessary. Hemorrhoids happen to the manliest of men, my friend. Preparation H is the best way to go. You feel like a queer for sticking your finger up your ass but fuck it, it's your finger.

The anal tissue heals itself over a short time, especially after you apply the Prep H.

You're good to go but I know how you feel when you first saw blood in the bowl. I started freaking out too but my dad put me at ease with one of his father/son talks.

LOL

Thanks man

[G.R.H.]

do not feel like you are alone in this my man! i had it happen once too, and i freaked out a well at first. but i put a little bit of the prep h on a tissue and wiped my butt hole with it, and it got better in time. sometimes it just happens from a nasty shit, like if you get the "runs" , and you wipe alot. it's ok to talk about it! it's a "MANLY MALE BONDING ISSUE!" 

[Butterbean]

I push a lot because I like to shit on schedule. Once in the morning after a cup of coffee.

Some people like to wait until that terd is sliding out of their ass before they hit the bowl. I heard this is the healthiest way to defecate and the best way of avoiding any problems back there. You must also never over wipe. Three strokes and that's it.

HAHAHAHA!





On a side note MB_722, if it continues you may want to see the doc....my dad had fresh blood (pretty continually though) and thought it was hemorrhoids, but it was actually colon cancer.  Best to check it out and be safe.  Your doc has seen thousands of b***h****s.  Nothing to be embarrassed about

[onlyme]

I heard Leafy Bug likes to lend a finger if you need it.  Contact him.  Also, you sure you didn't just sit on a ketchup packet.  I have had blood too but it must be because I wiped more than 3 times.  On a serious note, what makes poopoo green.  SOmetimes mine is green and very smelly (i like that part)

[Butterbean]

I heard Leafy Bug likes to lend a finger if you need it.  Contact him.  Also, you sure you didn't just sit on a ketchup packet.  I have had blood too but it must be because I wiped more than 3 times.  On a serious note, what makes poopoo green.  SOmetimes mine is green and very smelly (i like that part)

Sugar-free grape kool-aid can make it bright green and I hear Red Raspberry licorice can make it green also.

[freespirit]

You must also never over wipe. Three strokes and that's it.

 

I wipe it till it's clean. At home I use a wet tissue to finish it of. But if you think it's pretty hardcore to have skid-marks in your boxer-shorts then you must stop after 3 strokes.   

[JasonH]

Okay this is the weirdest Getbig threads I've seen in a long time.

Seriously though - I've had the blood thing on a few occasions - it just comes from overstraining and bursting the blood vessels which are ver near the skin surface - they heal up eventually. Although I've heard about the colon cancer thing too so if it continues - get it checked out.

[MB_722]

Sugar-free grape kool-aid can make it bright green and I hear Red Raspberry licorice can make it green also.

hahaha

blue raspberry kool aid definitely makes it green. Green like the incredible Hulk. Sorry I had to share this. I had some kool aid today and it's bright green i've never been so amazed at how bright green shit could be.

[Camel Jockey]

Sounds painful and disgusting.

[Slin1]

anyone ever have this problem.

Took a shit yesterday and noticed another today. I had fresh blood in the bowl and on the paper. Will this pass I don't feel like going to the doctor for this.

And no nothing got put up my ass.

Shitty, no pun intended 

How many shits do you take? sometimes if i takes more than 5 shits a day my ass starts bleeding

[MB_722]

lucky it went away. I didn't have to do anything. I'm good now. 
 

[JOHN MATRIX]

You must also never over wipe. Three strokes and that's it.

id hate to be your underwear

[gcb]

any more than three wipes and your gay

[coltrane]

hemmroids retard

[Option D]

Thats fuckin gross dude. Go to a Doc