Haha. I just saw this thread.
I work with a guy who I swear is half gorilla---hes about 5'11, pushing 290-300 lbs with black back hair so thick you could braid it and a beard. His girlfriend calles him "sexy beast"---and he likes it to the point when we got name tags he went by that for nearly a month until our boss told him to stop.
I need to get him some of that stuff as a gag gift for Thanksgiving