Author Topic: Poems about bodybuilders (Read 6056 times)

Bluto · « **on:** November 07, 2007, 02:52:31 PM »

how about we have thread with poems about bodybuilders to show off our intellectual qualities?

i start off with this one

Mike Mentzer, you were pure class
With that perfect body and 'stache
And with those stylish glasses
You were a hero to the masses

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:54:06 PM »

Bluto, Bluto
you're a fag.

ARMZ · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:54:55 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on November 07, 2007, 02:54:06 PM

Bluto, Bluto
you're a fag.

Did you just make that up?

mass 04 · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM »

Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:56:30 PM »

Quote from: ARMZ on November 07, 2007, 02:54:55 PM

Did you just make that up?

i had a hard time making it rhyme, but I think i got the point accross.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2007, 02:57:26 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM

Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.

a squadfather classic:

alakazam, alakazoo
give Bluto some penis
and he'll suck out the goo!

Livewire · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2007, 03:02:52 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on November 07, 2007, 02:56:19 PM

Some roses are red, some roses are white, Bluto had sex with 10 men last night.

Did you go last? Sounds like you weren't pleased with your experience.

Hulkster · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2007, 03:05:36 PM »

Dorian Yates
You were never that great
Yet you won the Mr. O
With Help from Uncle Joe
"A one armed man!" they said
should have placed third instead.
Like a theif in the night
with only a biceps on his right
he stole the crown
and brought the whole sport down.

(with apologies to Dorian

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2007, 03:11:14 PM »

Quote from: ARMZ on November 07, 2007, 03:00:46 PM

Bodybuilding is good

breakdancing is better

I'd rather be playing the piano

than both put together

ha ha, how true.

Two men, sweaty is their chest
From working out too hard
Never getting any rest

One of them says
Hey Peter, do you think bodybuilding's gay
Peter says to him "Come on man, I jerk off to a dude named Jay"
The other guy smiles as he tries to get a pump
Says "Fuck this"
bends Peter over and nails him in the rump

The End

pumpster · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2007, 05:05:54 PM »

"Ode to a bricklayer"

Still working on the rest.

Special Ed · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:08:33 PM »

There once was a lifter named Ray
Who profusely denied he was gay
While banging a tranny
He lifted her fanny
And decided that balls were Okay!

Special Ed · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:17:38 PM »

There once was an Aussie named Lee
Who stood at the top of a tree
He emptied his bladder
Then fell from his ladder
Landing squarely on the girl whom he peed

Special Ed · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:21:36 PM »

A strange sort of guy we call Greene
Did something a little bit mean
He pervertedly raped fruit
Claimed an innocent grapefruit
And put the Vitamin C in obsCene

Special Ed · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:24:39 PM »

Thoughts of the Maryland Muscle Machine
Left a spackle of sperm on his screen
Earl 1972
Wiped up the goo
And returned to his normal routine

Bast000 · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:26:54 PM »

bluto i'm not a fan
i hope you get raped by a black man

Radical Plato · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:27:03 PM »

Their once was a yank named Jay,
Who dreamed he win the Olympia one day,
He toiled and sweated,
Ate and injected,
He finally won,
looking far from OK

Special Ed · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:28:44 PM »

A publishing guy at M-D
Offered his buttocks to Adman for free
After the wifey would leave
They'd play Adam & Steve
Coming soon to MDTV

JediKnight · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:30:05 PM »

There was an old Schmoe who lived in a shoe, he had so many bodybuilders, he didnt know what to do. His money ran out and the roid rage was high, so the bodybuilders burned him alive in a Jaguar in some desert in Nevada.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:40:21 PM »

Hank was a gay man,
Very lonely was he,
He lusted after little Lee
The love went unrequited
Hatred filled every inch of Hank
His heart Sank
Yet he still couldn't stop thinking of Lee
while he had his morning wank.

Special Ed · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:43:07 PM »

A man by the great name of Jay
Was about three weeks off on O-day
A gift of First Place
For a Forty-Inch waist
Left us all saying, 'Hmmm...Gay for Pay?'

Hulkster · « **Reply #20 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:51:08 PM »

haha there is some good shit on this thread.

TooPowerful4u · « **Reply #21 on:** November 07, 2007, 06:57:24 PM »

My gf is trying to watch TV and is screaming at me because i cant stop laughing!

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #22 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:54:16 PM »

awesome work special ed!

webcake · « **Reply #23 on:** November 07, 2007, 08:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Special Ed on November 07, 2007, 06:43:07 PM

A man by the great name of Jay
Was about three weeks off on O-day
A gift of First Place
For a Forty-Inch waist
Left us all saying, 'Hmmm...Gay for Pay?'

Hahahaha Ed, you have quite a bit of talent for poetry. Maybe you should give up on interviewing and focus on this.

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2007, 09:11:25 PM »

A guido named Derek Anthony
for the right price would shake his weenie
for many a man
live on stage or webcam
as they stuffed cash down his thong with glee

Synthol in his calves and his bis
it mattered not to the legions of guys
who knew he was gay
but all they could say
was "My God what a super toupee!"