Author Topic: A Historic Post from the Mayhem Vaults... (Read 3015 times)

columbusdude82 · « **on:** November 11, 2007, 03:29:16 AM »

Quote from: derek anthony

HEY GUYS LISTEN I HAVE BEEN BODYBUILDING AND CAPITALIZING OF MY BODY FOR YEARS ! BUT I THINK ITS TIME TO JUST LET IT OUT AND SAY TO THE YOUG ONES THIS SHIT AINT WOTH YOUR HEALTH. I HAD A LOT OF PROS AND CONS COME OUT OF WORKING OUT! I TOOK SHIT FOR YEARS !!! I HAVE JSUT MADE THE DECISOIN TO COME OF AND TRAIN CLEAN AND LET ME TELL YOU I FEEL GREAT !

I WANT TO LIVE ! I DONT WANT TO DIE AT 40 OR 50 ! THANK GOD I DONT HAVE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME NOW. I DONT RECOOMEND THE BODYBUILDIGN LIFESTYLE !! ITS VERY UNHEALTHY JUST LOOK AT THE DEATHS RECENTLY!!

AND THERE IS HOPE !!! I HAVE BEEN CLEAN FOR 11 MONTHS I LOST A LOT OF WATER WEIGHT BUT IM STILL BIG AND RIPPED DO TO TRAINING AND EATING GREAT AND TAKING GOOD SUPPLEMENTS !!!

SO GUYS YOU CAN DO IT CLEAN ! YOU DONT NEED SHIT !!!!

TAKE IT FROM ME IM HEALTHY I DO CONSULTATIONS ! IM A DIETICIAN,PERSONAL TRAINER, BARTENDER,AND MODEL AND MAKE ABOUT 75 K TO 100 K A YEAR !!! THATS BETTER THEN MOST PROS !

AND NO !! HATERS ITS ALL LEGIT !

SO YOUNG UPCOMERS THERE IS HOPE ! TRAIN HARD EAT GREAT AND STAY FOCUSED AND YOU CAN BE VERRRRY SUCCESSFUL

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 11, 2007, 03:30:23 AM »

Dated 08-21-2005, 03:16 PM, link: http://www.musclemayhem.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31075&page=1&pp=20

Meso_z · « **Reply #2 on:** November 11, 2007, 04:18:46 AM »

Quote from: derek anthony

HEY GUYS LISTEN I HAVE BEEN BODYBUILDING AND CAPITALIZING OF MY BODY FOR YEARS ! BUT I THINK ITS TIME TO JUST LET IT OUT AND SAY TO THE YOUG ONES THIS SHIT AINT WOTH YOUR HEALTH. I HAD A LOT OF PROS AND CONS COME OUT OF WORKING OUT! I TOOK SHIT FOR YEARS !!! I HAVE JSUT MADE THE DECISOIN TO COME OF AND TRAIN CLEAN AND LET ME TELL YOU I FEEL GREAT !

I WANT TO LIVE ! I DONT WANT TO DIE AT 40 OR 50 ! THANK GOD I DONT HAVE ANYTHING WRONG WITH ME NOW. I DONT RECOOMEND THE BODYBUILDIGN LIFESTYLE !! ITS VERY UNHEALTHY JUST LOOK AT THE DEATHS RECENTLY!!

AND THERE IS HOPE !!! I HAVE BEEN CLEAN FOR 1 DAY I LOST A LOT OF WATER WEIGHT BUT IM STILL BIG AND RIPPED DO TO TRAINING AND EATING GREAT AND TAKING GOOD SUPPLEMENTS !!!

SO GUYS YOU CAN DO IT CLEAN ! YOU DONT NEED SHIT !!!!

TAKE IT FROM ME IM GAY I DO CONSULTATIONS ! IM A SHITALKER, MANWHORE, I DO GAY 4 PAY, AND ALL THESE FOR ABOUT 75 K TO 100 K A YEAR !!! THATS BETTER THEN MOST PROS !

AND YES !! HATERS ITS NOT LEGIT !

SO YOUNG UPCOMERS THERE IS HOPE ! TRAIN HARD EAT GREAT AND STAY FOCUSED AND YOU CAN BE VERRRRY SUCCESSFUL

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spotter · « **Reply #3 on:** November 12, 2007, 02:57:56 PM »

Hello Columbus!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 12, 2007, 03:04:20 PM »

Hey Spotter

Any news from our "natural" friend?

spotter · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:27:57 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on November 12, 2007, 03:04:20 PM

Hey Spotter

Any news from our "natural" friend?

"Nar Hair", "Nor a Peep"!!!!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:30:02 PM »

HAHAHAHAAAAAA...

The Squadfather · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:31:23 PM »

maybe derek means that he's getting all of his testosterone from swallowing his johns ball chowder.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:35:18 PM »

Wow, $75-100k is a lot of G4P. DA must have a sore asshole.

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:37:16 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on November 16, 2007, 06:35:18 PM

Wow, $75-100k is a lot of G4P. DA must have a sore asshole.

He can handle two "clients" at once you know...... $:-\$

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:37:22 PM »

Squadfather, 5 years ago, the mags were all about how Derek was the new guy in bbing, how Palumbo was prepping him and he was gonna take the NPC by storm...

How do you think he feels when he sees coverage of the Nationals this year with him completely forgotten and no hope of ever being anything in bbing?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2007, 06:39:02 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on November 16, 2007, 06:37:22 PM

Squadfather, 5 years ago, the mags were all about how Derek was the new guy in bbing, how Palumbo was prepping him and he was gonna take the NPC by storm...

How do you think he feels when he sees coverage of the Nationals this year with him completely forgotten and no hope of ever being anything in bbing?

he feels bad for a minute and then sucks a dick and feels better.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2008, 12:56:58 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on November 16, 2007, 06:39:02 PM

he feels bad for a minute and then sucks a dick and feels better.

Yah that would make him feel better, wouldn't it

Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2008, 12:58:38 PM »

Derek Anthony is as clean as a $5 crackwhore

The Squadfather · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:00:34 PM »

baaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnggggggggggg.

Stark · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:03:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 14, 2008, 01:00:34 PM

baaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg.

god that is good

HAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHAAHAHAH AHAHAH

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:04:13 PM »

Poor JizzBreath... did he ever say what those strange marks on his forearms were?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:05:35 PM »

looks like taking it up the butt has finally interfered with poor Derek's protein absorption, losing weight at a record clip.

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:07:51 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 14, 2008, 01:05:35 PM

looks like taking it up the butt has finally interfered with poor Derek's protein absorption, losing weight at a record clip.

I cannot decide if the chick is good or not $:-\$

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:07:59 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 14, 2008, 01:05:35 PM

looks like taking it up the butt has finally interfered with poor Derek's protein absorption, losing weight at a record clip.

Nice dentures you got there, JizzBreath

Why do you let your musclebear put out his post-coital cigarettes on your forearms?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:09:08 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on April 14, 2008, 01:07:59 PM

Nice dentures you got there, JizzBreath

Why do you let your musclebear put out his post-coital cigarettes on your forearms?

Derek won't hear us, he's out shopping for panties, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN NNNNNGGGGG

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:10:59 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 14, 2008, 01:09:08 PM

Derek won't hear us, he's out shopping for panties, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN NNNNNGGGGG

HAHAHAHAAAA can you believe how shameless that epic gay whore is?

?

BTW whatever happened to Derek's plans to become a NY policeman?

The Squadfather · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:12:01 PM »

Quote from: columbusdude82 on April 14, 2008, 01:10:59 PM

HAHAHAHAAAA can you believe how shameless that epic gay whore is??

BTW whatever happened to Derek's plans to become a NY policeman?

hahahhaa, he got fired when his Captain found shit on his nightstick.

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:12:36 PM »

Quote from: Stark on April 14, 2008, 01:07:51 PM

I cannot decide if the chick is good or not $:-\$

A skinny blond chick handjobbed me once back in freshman year... To tell you the truth man, I prefer more meat (read: tits and ass) on a woman... esp the tits!

columbusdude82 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:13:09 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on April 14, 2008, 01:12:01 PM

hahahhaa, he got fired when his Captain found shit on his nightstick.

OMG that is hilarious!!!

Squad you are brilliant!!!