Fuck it, I get devorced and start a new life as a Pro Bodybuilder

[Stark]

Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

[ironneck]

stay away from synthol

[Stark]

stay away from synthol

I read between the lines and do exactly the opposite... thanks for the good advice bro

[ironneck]

I read between the lines and do exactly the opposite... thanks for the good advice bro

are you going to work on your posing routine with kay green?

[Stark]

are you going to work on your posing routine with kay green?

Since you question this I guess this is what I should be doing, so the answer is YES.

[ironneck]

good luck bro
you're the future

[Sir William Idol]

dont forget to pick up one more pack of tampons to drop off to your wife before you head out

[Andre Nickatina]

Damnit, you don't leave the wife you stay with her, and beat her all the time. Don't you know anything about being a bodybuilder. sheesh.

[Stark]

dont forget to pick up one more pack of tampons to drop off to your wife before you head out

hahaha man THAT was funny How do you fuck remember that? Even I had to think for a second before I remebered

[IrishMuscle84]

So Stark, your gonna leave your wife and job all for bodybuilding??!!! man, i wanna do the same thing. Ive always wanted to just get up and move out to cali or vegas to be a Pro. I dont know though bro, make sure you have some kind of JOB, or you might be fucking your future with bodybuilding.LoL!

[Andre Nickatina]

So Stark, your gonna leave your wife and job all for bodybuilding??!!! man, i wanna do the same thing. Ive always wanted to just get up and move out to cali or vegas to be a Pro. I dont know though bro, make sure you have some kind of JOB, or you might be fucking your future with bodybuilding.LoL!

Follow your cute little dreams guy, but don't dig holes you can't climb out of. Try to keep that in mind. I mean.. bodybuilding has enough sad stories.

[gtbro1]

  that's hardcore

[Bobby]

Hurry up Gloria! We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there

[candidizzle]

HELL YEAH IM DOING THE SAME THING BROTHA

[Honour]

Great stuff, your on a winner right there, go man go...you can do it!!!!

Oh tell your ex I'll be over soon .....kidding

[benz]

Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

You the man. Follow your dreams and read my story about ronnie coleman @ gymstories.com , that will give you the pump needed to be a pro

o/

[gtbro1]

HELL YEAH IM DOING THE SAME THING BROTHA

shouldn't you graduate high school first? 

[Bobby]

wo needz hizkool wennyurr mister oooo

[BB]

Bro, the first thing you gotta do after you get to Vegas is hook up with a girl(guy?) you can mooch off of. Secondly, you gotta get yourself a classic body-building job, like say, bouncer.

If you're gonna do this pro body-builder thing, you gotta do it right.

[gtbro1]

  also..find a rich homo  sponsor.

[garraeth]

Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

Dude you're all screwed up. You've got it all wrong. Geeze.


First, knock her up (preferrably twins, triplets, etc -- take some of those meds for people who can't have kids). Then 8 months into the pregnancy, leave. You've got to time it right. Wait for her to be really PMSing with her hormone storm going on, and make sure to have her mom and all of her sisters in the room. Thanksgiving or Christmas works best.

Good luck!

[webcake]

Sounds like an awesome plan. Good luck.

[HERACLES]

Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!  GOOD IDEA!!!  NOT!!

[candidizzle]

shouldn't you graduate high school first? 

i am a freshman in college now, moron..


i know, i know... i at one time claimed to have been a junior in high school. but, the reason why that isnt true....is that it was three years ago when i first started posting here!

lol...sort of grown up here on getbig.com

[SteelePegasus]

Fuck it, I'm 33 and I know I'm not getting any younger,  I have decided it's time for me to move on.
I have only being married for a couple of month but she wants babies now and I cannot
fit them in my busy bodybuilding lifestyle.

I'm at work right now but I called her already and told her that I will not come home, I also
told her she can keep all the stuff.
I guess I get in my car and drive to Vegas without stopping, I have a couple of friends down
there that are more than happy to help me out to fullfill my dream of becoming an aging male Pro *cought*Bodybuilding.
They hook me up with the usual suspects and I'll be flying in a month.
I called already the Gym Cutler trains and signed up.

Fellas, I can only urge you all to follow your heart.
 

post a pic of her and ask her if she is down to "party"