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FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« on: November 12, 2007, 10:56:06 AM »
HAHA, So dont ask my why but I visited bb.com today and I found a FUNNY ASS THREAD you wont believe this,
Stark this fits on your webpage hahahaha




Quote from: huge_kwads on November 12, 2007, 10:49:16 AM
man today was so ghey. All these kids were talking about how much they bench and i got caught up in the moment and said 295. (in reality i only do 240) i just wanted to make them jealous i guess, but one of them called me out on it and said "LETS GO TO THE WEIGHTROOM BIG GUY", and bro i swear, I almost snapped his jaw in half, i still might get the chance tomorrow. So on the way there, about 50 kids were following us and more kept getting picked up on the way, pretty soon half the school was behind us chanting, i knew i had to do/say something to call it off before i embarassed myself. We were about 200 feet from the weight room when i *tripped* over my shoes, got all my momentum into it and slammed my face against the concrete as hard as i could and started screaming.

Eventually i blacked out and woke up in an ambulance with random tubes down my throat. I can no longer use the left side of my face, destroyed a nerve so my smile is distorted, i broke my jaw, knocked out 2 teeth, chipped one. The doctors were astounded... worst day of my lyfe.
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2007, 10:58:45 AM »
ROFL!!!   ;D

Oh man, that's good stuff...who comes up with this shit?
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2007, 10:58:50 AM »
hahaha thats pretty funny lol
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2007, 11:00:22 AM »
ahhaah, pretty good. ;D
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YoungBlood

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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2007, 11:02:20 AM »
Nothing compared to the embellishment of one Victorian Guy....
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spinnis

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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2007, 11:03:01 AM »
I dont laugh out alot to something written on the internet, but I fucking did to that ;D
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2007, 11:04:16 AM »
Quote from: YoungBlood on November 12, 2007, 11:02:20 AM
Nothing compared to the embellishment of one Victorian Guy....

Original Victorian Guy, though.  The guy that came along afterwards was close but off completely.  What was the guy's name with the wallet chain he'd swing?  His driver?  Been a long time, I guess.    
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2007, 11:21:39 AM »
that need to go on Gymstories.Com!
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2007, 11:26:48 AM »
So he  can't use half his face and knocked teeth out... smooth.
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2007, 11:27:00 AM »
HELL yeah this will go to Gymstories HALL OF FAME :D

As soon as I have moved that bitch to the new server

Thanks spinnis
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2007, 01:01:41 PM »
lol thats funny shit...gymstories.com is gonna be a great hit funny stuff
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YoungBlood

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« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2007, 02:28:31 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 12, 2007, 11:04:16 AM
Original Victorian Guy, though.  The guy that came along afterwards was close but off completely.  What was the guy's name with the wallet chain he'd swing?  His driver?  Been a long time, I guess.   

Don't forget over at Mayhem, they had "BigBadBootyDaddy500" or something like that. The guy would go to jail because he saw some guy look at his 5 year old daughter and automatically knew the guy was a pedophile. He then preceded to beat his ass, then when he's released on bail for that, he goes and crashes a car into the guys house or something like that.
I think he was Mayhems version of VG, in a different sort of package. Like a X-mas present wrapped in Halloween colors at Thanksgiving time! :P 
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2007, 02:38:31 PM »
If thats for real, then thats some funny shit. But to go through all that because you lie about how much you bench :-\
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2007, 08:42:29 PM »
Here is a pic of him
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2007, 08:50:57 PM »

if this shit is serious, the guy is fuckin' moron.... aaaaaah kids
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Re: FUNNIEST SHIT (serious)
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2007, 09:24:13 PM »
Quote from: McFarland on November 12, 2007, 11:04:16 AM
Original Victorian Guy, though.  The guy that came along afterwards was close but off completely.  What was the guy's name with the wallet chain he'd swing?  His driver?  Been a long time, I guess.    

Nobby?
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