John Edwards Campaign Ad

[Dos Equis]

This might just cause you to rethink your support for John Edwards.  I'd like to take credit for finding this, but it was sent to me an anonymous poster.    

http://www.236.com/video/

[Colossus_500]

This might just cause you to rethink your support for John Edwards.  I'd like to take credit for finding this, but it was sent to me an anonymous poster.    

http://www.236.com/video/

"John Edwards is a total loser" - see?  that's just wrong.  but MAN, that made me laugh so hard!   

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA

[Colossus_500]

Here's a funny by Sen. Clinton's campaign.   

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=8114

[Hugo Chavez]

That links to Old Nation but I found the video.  Holy crap, that's stupid and counter to every republican/conservative I've heard.  They always argue for the luxery.  I can't believe the kid had issue with a 4000.00 manicure!  What the hell is his mother charging 4000.00 for?!?!...  Well good for her I guess... If people are paying it, that must be her price!  The kid is going to have a good life, but here he is, bitching that people will pay for her services?  Is he saying what his mother does isn't worth the price she charges?  BWHAHAHhahahahahhaa...  He just swifted his family too!  The air conditioner?  How big is his home?  How many homes that size have multipe smaller air conditioners that together use more electricity...  ya... swift boat is what this is... pathetic...

[Straw Man]

you know the ad was a gag right?

It might be funny but using the kids to lie about him just makes it creepy

[Hugo Chavez]

you know the ad was a gag right?

It might be funny but using the kids to lie about him just makes it creepy

I didn't   It seemed silly, but I've seen so many ads that are beyond stupid, silly and untruthful I didn't doubt some idiot did this... 

[Straw Man]

I didn't   It seemed silly, but I've seen so many ads that are beyond stupid, silly and untruthful I didn't doubt some idiot did this... 

I wonder if BB knew this was a joke.  From his original post it seems like he also thought it was authentic

[Dos Equis]

I wonder if BB knew this was a joke.  From his original post it seems like he also thought it was authentic

 

[Straw Man]

I assume that means that you didn't know either

[militarymuscle69]

Could be true...maybe manicure is code word for something eles the hoe is performing...oh excuse me the ha is performaing

[Dos Equis]

Could be true...maybe manicure is code word for something eles the hoe is performing...oh excuse me the ha is performaing

The kids were gag, but I think what they said was true. 

[militarymuscle69]

The kids were gag, but I think what they said was true. 

I know it was a gag.....

[Straw Man]

The kids were gag, but I think what they said was true. 

No Bum - what they said was NOT TRUE

Edwards did not pay 4000 for a manicure and he does not have a 26,000 square foot air conditioner.  Jesus Christ man have you ever been inside a 10,000 square foot house.

BTW - the entire site is a gag

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/236-our-new-comedy-si_b_71919.html?load=1&page=2

[Dos Equis]

No Bum - what they said was NOT TRUE

Edwards did not pay 4000 for a manicure and he does not have a 26,000 square foot air conditioner.  Jesus Christ man have you ever been inside a 10,000 square foot house.

BTW - the entire site is a gag

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/236-our-new-comedy-si_b_71919.html?load=1&page=2

It must suck to not have a sense of humor.  How do you get through the day man?  Do you ever laugh?  Smile?  Try it sometime.  Good for soul.   

You might want to start slowly, perhaps with something like this: 
http://www.amazon.com/Pretty-Good-Joke-Book-4th/dp/1565119797/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195238874&sr=8-2

[Straw Man]

It must suck to not have a sense of humor.  How do you get through the day man?  Do you ever laugh?  Smile?  Try it sometime.  Good for soul.   

You might want to start slowly, perhaps with something like this: 
http://www.amazon.com/Pretty-Good-Joke-Book-4th/dp/1565119797/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195238874&sr=8-2

Bum - I laugh all the time but I'm still waiting for you to say something funny.

If you truly thought that this joke ad was authentic or that the contents (although a joke) were factual then you are a box of rocks (something I've long suspected but still always tried to give you the benefit of doubt)

If you were joking when you wrote:

The kids were gag, but I think what they said was true. 

then I guess the subtly of your humor just doesn't come across that well in the written word

[Dos Equis]

Bum - I laugh all the time but I'm still waiting for you to say something funny.

If you truly thought that this joke ad was authentic or that the contents (although a joke) were factual then you are a box of rocks (something I've long suspected but still always tried to give you the benefit of doubt)

If you were joking when you wrote:

then I guess the subtly of your humor just doesn't come across that well in the written word

Liar.  You probably go though the entire day without laughing.  I don't know you, but on this board you are absolutely humorless.  That's not a criticism, just an observation.  I know plenty of people who don't laugh much.

Now go get the joke book and start practicing.   

[Colossus_500]

It must suck to not have a sense of humor.  How do you get through the day man?  Do you ever laugh?  Smile?  Try it sometime.  Good for soul.   

You might want to start slowly, perhaps with something like this: 
http://www.amazon.com/Pretty-Good-Joke-Book-4th/dp/1565119797/ref=pd_bbs_sr_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1195238874&sr=8-2

Ouch!   

[Straw Man]

Liar.  You probably go though the entire day without laughing.  I don't know you, but on this board you are absolutely humorless.  That's not a criticism, just an observation.  I know plenty of people who don't laugh much.

Now go get the joke book and start practicing.   

Bum - your  opinion about my sense of humor aside - it doesn't change the fact that you first thought this ad was real and then thought that the content was factual

Seriously dude - you're a little slow on the uptake

[Dos Equis]

Bum - your  opinion about my sense of humor aside - it doesn't change the fact that you first thought this ad was real and then thought that the content was factual

Seriously dude - you're a little slow on the uptake

Life is like a box of chocolates . . . 

[Colossus_500]

Life is like a box of chocolates . . . 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Straw Man]

Life is like a box of chocolates . . . 

ya really think so?

I'd like to think maybe you're an idiot savant but so far you just seem like a regular idiot

[Straw Man]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

right on time

I'm guessing you're either Beach Bum or perhaps his dumber brother

[Dos Equis]

right on time

I'm guessing you're either Beach Bum or perhaps his dumber brother

Oooh.  I like it!  He made a funny.  Now that is progress.  I'm glad I was able to help you lighten up a bit Forrest. 

"My name is Forrest Gump.  People call me Forrest Gump."

[Straw Man]

Oooh.  I like it!  He made a funny.  Now that is progress.  I'm glad I was able to help you lighten up a bit Forrest. 

"My name is Forrest Gump.  People call me Forrest Gump."

Bum - all I've done is point out your errors (politely at first - have you noticed I usually try to be polite first?)

You're the one with your knickers in a knot.

[Dos Equis]

Bum - all I've done is point out your errors (politely at first - have you noticed I usually try to be polite first?)

You're the one with your knickers in a knot.

Hey even that's an improvement.  You learn fast grasshopper. 

Now that we have made progress on the humor front, try and follow the topic, rather than attempting to redirect the focus to people posting in the topic.