PUMPTARD! What's your favorite MOVIE???

[Master Blaster]

 



Do you have stretch marks on your Man-Moobs? 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Plumptard is a great advocate of the Male Lactation movement.  Just ask his left nip if you don't believe me.

[Master Blaster]

Plumptard is a great advocate of the Male Lactation movement.  Just ask his left nip if you don't believe me.

Millions of "busty" men are living in silent shame. Blimplard is kind of like a hero to them, I suppose. 

[Havenbull]

Millions of "busty" men are living in silent shame. Blimplard is kind of like a hero to them, I suppose. 

Are you suggesting that plumptard is the leader of the man-boob revolution, MB?

[Master Blaster]

Are you suggesting that plumptard is the leader of the man-boob revolution, MB?

As a 400% beast, he probably reigns supreme over their milky ranks. 

[pumphard]

Are you suggesting that plumptard is the leader of the man-boob revolution, MB?

and your the mentor for all those who got raped by black men in prison

[PANDAEMONIUM]

pumphard is the only guy I know who would rather GET titty-fucked than titty fuck a broad.  I guess there are some advantages to having larger tits than 99% of women.

[pumphard]

pumphard is the only guy I know who would rather GET titty-fucked than titty fuck a broad.  I guess there are some advantages to having larger tits than 99% of women.

and how does it feel when most womens clits are bigger then your penis.......

[PANDAEMONIUM]

and how does it feel when most womens clits are bigger then your penis.......

That joke would only make sense if my dick was tiny.  My joke, on the other hand, makes perfect sense, because we all have seen your gargantuan MOOBS.  In all seriousness, have you thought about getting a bra?  It might help with your back strain.

[pumphard]

That joke would only make sense if my dick was tiny. 

When a muscle has never been used..........ever heard of atrophy.........hahahaha ha..........

[Havenbull]

When a muscle has never been used..........ever heard of atrophy.........hahahaha ha..........

surely some dude slurps the milk out of your titties every night.  Is that why they are so big?

[Master Blaster]

When a muscle has never been used..........ever heard of atrophy.........hahahaha ha..........

You must be using the hell out of your tits.

[pumphard]

That joke would only make sense if my dick was tiny. 

hahahahahaha..................

[pumphard]

surely some dude slurps the milk out of your titties every night.  Is that why they are so big?

just like your ass.............

[pumphard]

That joke would only make sense if my dick was tiny. 

I still can't get over that line.........hahhaahh... ......the plank is trying to convince me that he is hung

[Havenbull]

just like your ass.............

that makes no sense what so ever.  come back when you have something to say thats intelligible

[pumphard]

that makes no sense what so ever.  come back when you have something to say thats intelligible

come back when you grow some nuts..........hahahaha

[Master Blaster]

that makes no sense what so ever.  come back when you have something to say thats intelligible

He's totally melting out today.

[pumphard]

He's totally melting out today.

kinda like the inside of your ass, after havenbull is done with you

[Master Blaster]

kinda like the inside of your ass, after havenbull is done with you

Living in that gay bar makes you obsess about gay shit, I guess. 

[Havenbull]

come back when you grow some nuts..........hahahaha

Do we have an issue, cause I gotta tell you, it sure as shit seems like we have an issue

What's the delay?

[pumphard]

Do we have an issue, cause I gotta tell you, it sure as shit seems like we have an issue

What's the delay?

don't coward away again

[pumphard]

Living in that gay bar makes you obsess about gay shit, I guess. 

you're the one taking it in the ass

[Havenbull]

you're the one taking it in the ass

You claim a lot of dudes to be "taking it in the ass".  You some sort of sick voyeur or something.  Thought you were into kiddies.

[pumphard]

You claim a lot of dudes to be "taking it in the ass".  You some sort of sick voyeur or something.  Thought you were into kiddies.

I use to feel really sorry for you when I heard you got raped by those black guys, now you can just go fvck yourself