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EL Mariachi

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Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« on: November 13, 2007, 08:43:28 PM »
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 09:00:58 PM »
Yes. I fart in front of everyone. More frequently in front of loved ones. Farting on a crowded elevator is always great fun. Ben Franklin once said, "To fart...is human, to fart loudly...is humor."

What's the deal with not farting in front of your wife anyway? Afraid she'll dump you because you expel gas like every other human? Trying to be respectful when not blowing a hot load in her face? I just don't get who these fags are who come up with this shitt.

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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 09:18:20 PM »
I just don't get who these fags are who have wives/girlfriends
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 09:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on November 13, 2007, 09:18:20 PM
I just don't get who these fags are who have wives/girlfriends

Is this because you enjoy the company of "father figures"?
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 09:52:15 PM »
I have nothing left in my system to even fart
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 10:02:28 PM »
Only when we're doin' coke and drinking Guiness.   :)
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 12:59:38 AM »
Believe it or not there is an old saying: To be with somebody on farting terms...
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 01:01:35 AM »
is it sick i love to smell my own farts?
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 01:04:50 AM »
Yes, Mariachi. Farting is Natural, you know.  ;)
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 01:05:31 AM »
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 02:17:35 AM »
Quote from: chaos on November 13, 2007, 09:41:31 PM
Is this because you enjoy the company of "father figures"?

its because im a real man, and a real man dont settle for one woman

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EL Mariachi

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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2007, 02:30:59 PM »
Hey bluto, eating beans on a regular basis and farting in direction of your wife's nose isnt very respectful, dont you think?
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 07:50:15 PM »
It's gross and not funny.  My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2007, 07:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Azure on November 15, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
It's gross and not funny.  My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.
I would fart on your hand.
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2007, 07:53:06 PM »
Quote from: chaos on November 15, 2007, 07:51:31 PM
I would fart on your hand.

And I'd shove my foot up your ass too.
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2007, 08:01:59 PM »
Quote from: Bluto on November 14, 2007, 02:17:35 AM
its because im a real man, and a real man dont settle for one woman


Nasser settled for one women, are you saying Nasser is not a real man?


Quote from: Azure on November 15, 2007, 07:53:06 PM
And I'd shove my foot up your ass too.
You would rather have poop on your foot then fart on your hand? ???
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2007, 08:04:46 PM »
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2007, 08:15:24 PM »
Does your wife/girlfriend/partner fart in front of you?
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2007, 11:34:49 PM »
Quote from: chaos on November 15, 2007, 07:51:31 PM
I would fart on your hand.
no you wouldnt because youd have poop in her hand because of the abuse your ass takes
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2007, 11:46:20 PM »
The best way to a woman's heart, Dutch Oven.  Hit her with one of these at night, she'll be yours as long as you want.  Make sure you say, "Dutch Oven!" then force her head under the covers.  It's a bucket of laughs.
Oh, do this after you've been laid that night, otherwise, this won't help your chances. ;) 
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2007, 01:30:26 AM »
Quote from: Croatch on November 15, 2007, 11:46:20 PM
The best way to a woman's heart, Dutch Oven.  Hit her with one of these at night, she'll be yours as long as you want.  Make sure you say, "Dutch Oven!" then force her head under the covers.  It's a bucket of laughs.
Oh, do this after you've been laid that night, otherwise, this won't help your chances. ;) 
you must be a virgin lol jk  ;D
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Re: Do you fart in front of your wife/girlfriend? part 2
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2007, 01:35:15 AM »
Quote from: Azure on November 15, 2007, 07:50:15 PM
It's gross and not funny.  My boyfriends didn't do that because I told them that I thought it was rude and disrespectful.

So you still haven't met a guy who made you dine from his anus?  You poor girl!
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