Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend

[Anabolic Outlaw]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Dennis L. Bates
Email: dennis@musclemissions.org

Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend

Dennis L. Bates, the founder of Muscle Missions will be speaking this Saturday at the Fairmont Dallas hotel located at 1717 North Akard Street in Dallas, Texas. The seminar that is being held is titled, Engineered Giants: Human Growth Hormone, Anabolic Steroids, Gene Doping and The End Times. The speaking engagement will take place from 2 - 4 P.M. in the French Room located on the Banquet Level of the hotel. Seating is very limited and will be first-come, first-served.

Bates founded Muscle Missions in 1998. In 2001 Bates began handing out his Christian testimony - a 64 page book titled: Anabolic Outlaw: “I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder!” at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic in Columbus, Ohio where Muscle Missions is headquartered.

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Bodybuilding and news media is encouraged to attend. If you are a writer or reporter and wish to attend this event, please R.S.V.P. by email dennis@musclemissions.org to reserve your spot. Seating is limited to 35 attendees.

[wisconsinBB]

Go play in traffic

[nycbull]

Christians  unit!!!!  and for a 10 dollar donation fee you can attend a brief seminar of how homosexuals have taken control over the minds of bodybuilders to create a sex slave cult.  Free refreshments.

[Brutal_1]

only 35 you guys don't plan on a large turnout do you


What denomination of christianity are you???

What's your position on medicinal pharmaceuticals???

[gordiano]

Jesus just spoke to me and said that you (Mr.Bates) make him and his dad look like assholes. 

[Remo Williams]

"The Dillhole" - Butthead makes pelvic thrusts while Beavis punches and kicks in the air.
"The Bunghole" - Butthead shakes his butt while Beavis jumps up and down with a gyrating motion.
"The Fartknocker Double Inverted Nad Twist" - Butthead jumps back and forth across the room while Beavis sways his arms.
"The Monkey Boy" - Beavis humps the couch while Butt-head just stares at him in shock.

[BlueDevil]

Excellent dude 

While you're at it :

I've always being a Britney Spears fan and always will be no matter how hard she made it to stick for her.
can you please make a prediction about Britney future for the next years in terms:

1)career - will she have a successful comeback and gain her popularity back
2) children - will she have shared custody of the kids
3)love - will she find love and remarry? i still one of those who dreams about her reunion with justin. Is it possible?
4)will she have more kids?

Thanks

[Ron]

This guy is actually serious. The hotel said he booked the room from Saturday from 2-4.  Someone get some pics..

[The Squadfather]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact: Dennis L. Bates
Email: dennis@musclemissions.org

Muscles Missions Founder To Speak At Nationals This Weekend

Dennis L. Bates, the founder of Muscle Missions will be speaking this Saturday at the Fairmont Dallas hotel located at 1717 North Akard Street in Dallas, Texas. The seminar that is being held is titled, Engineered Giants: Human Growth Hormone, Anabolic Steroids, Gene Doping and The End Times. The speaking engagement will take place from 2 - 4 P.M. in the French Room located on the Banquet Level of the hotel. Seating is very limited and will be first-come, first-served.

Bates founded Muscle Missions in 1998. In 2001 Bates began handing out his Christian testimony - a 64 page book titled: Anabolic Outlaw: “I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder!” at the Arnold Schwarzenegger Classic in Columbus, Ohio where Muscle Missions is headquartered.

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Bodybuilding and news media is encouraged to attend. If you are a writer or reporter and wish to attend this event, please R.S.V.P. by email dennis@musclemissions.org to reserve your spot. Seating is limited to 35 attendees.

you finally going to let everyone know how much time you served in prison, Dennis?

[Mr. Cortisol]

This guy is actually serious. The hotel said he booked the room from Saturday from 2-4.  Someone get some pics..

when no one shows, he'll lock the door and call it a 'private event'.

[Bluto]

"“I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder - those were the best days of my life!"

[Lift Studios]

Dennis, Will you be the guy in the straight jacket?

[tommywishbone]

bump the devil worshippers

[Alex23]

"“I was a drug dealing, pot smoking, cocaine snorting, pill popping, acid dropping, whiskey drinking, steroid shooting bodybuilder - those were the best days of my life!"

Hahahahaha that was actually funny.. who was on the Bluto account?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Hahahahaha that was actually funny.. who was on the Bluto account?

Now that you mention it, I've noticed that "Bluto" has several different writing styles.  That's very weird, unless it's a community account.

[Alex23]

Now that you mention it, I've noticed that "Bluto" has several different writing styles.  That's very weird, unless it's a community account.

They counted 3 different styles / area of interests.

[Lift Studios]

This should be interesting tomorrow. Ron will be attending and give everyone the full report on this bag of salted nuts.

[webcake]

Give this fag hell Ron. Getbig is a force not to be reckoned with

[The Freakshow]

This should be interesting tomorrow. Ron will be attending and give everyone the full report on this bag of salted nuts.

Ron shouldnt waste his valuable time. There's too many other places he could be this weekend. His curiosity has got to be the driving force behind his desire to go. Heck I cant blame him.

[LatsMcGee]

This guy is going to OD on Jesus.  Easy on the freebasing brother Dennis.