Author Topic: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA  (Read 754 times)

columbusdude82

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6896
  • I'm too sexy for my shirt!!!
HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« on: November 16, 2007, 01:41:27 PM »
In honor of the big game tomorrow...


What's the only sign of intelligent life in Ann Arbor ?
Columbus : 187 Miles

Did you hear that the University of Michigan library burned to the
ground? All five books in the library were completely destroyed... .
the football team is really upset by the fire; they hadn't colored in
two of the books yet!

How do you get a Michigan Graduate off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza

It was reported that the Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr will
only be dressing 20 players for the Ohio State game ...the rest of
the players will have to dress themselves!

What did the Michigan grad say to the OSU grad?
"Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order please?"

One day in an elementary school in Ann Arbor, a teacher asks her class
if Michigan is their favorite football team. The whole class says yes
except for Little Jimmy.
The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"
Little Jimmy says, "The Ohio State Buckeyes."
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Buckeye fan, my mom is a Buckeye
fan, I guess that makes me a Buckeye fan."
The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your
mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Little Jimmy says,
"Well then, I guess that would make me a Michigan fan."

What are the three longest years of a Michigan football player's life?
His freshman year. 

A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan
cemetery, when they came upon a headstone that read: "Here lies a
Michigan graduate and a good man."
The little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why did they bury two
people in there?"

Why is ice no longer available at Michigan football games?
Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of
work.
The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and smile, gave him a
broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep the store."
"But, I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied indignantly, "I even played football there!"
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I better show you how."


danielson

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16640
  • Basile likes young lads
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2007, 02:37:02 PM »
You should post a pic of yourself and show us how much better Ohio State is. Oh wait, your a short, fat period face.
E

~flower~

  • Getbig IV
  • ****
  • Posts: 3597
  • D/s
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2007, 02:42:15 PM »

  period face - lololz 

columbusdude82

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6896
  • I'm too sexy for my shirt!!!
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2007, 04:00:47 PM »
You should post a pic of yourself and show us how much better Ohio State is. Oh wait, your a short, fat period face.

Are you a Michigan fan? :)

danielson

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 16640
  • Basile likes young lads
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2007, 04:12:07 PM »
Are you a Michigan fan? :)

More of an MSU fan, but yeah I have a lot of family members who are alumnists. Not me of course, contrary to what you think, it is a pretty tough school to get into and I didn't have the brain power. :(
E

columbusdude82

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6896
  • I'm too sexy for my shirt!!!
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2007, 04:16:30 PM »
Don't put yourself down like that. :)

MSU played here at the Horseshoe last month.

columbusdude82

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 6896
  • I'm too sexy for my shirt!!!
Re: HAHHAHAHAAA MICHIGAN HAHAHHAHAAAAAA
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2007, 07:13:58 AM »
HAHAHAHAAA I LOVE THIS VIDEO  ;D ;D ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSwusBMkt2A