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My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« on: November 17, 2007, 04:38:50 PM »
My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler

    By Ron Cecchini

    I met Flex Wheeler last Thursday, January 7th at the World Gym in Brockton Mass. They gym was celebrating their 3rd anniversay, complete with 2 hour party before hand (with many kegs of beer on tap, ironic, eh?), Flex guest posing and stuff, and a "fashion" show afterwards.

    Flex was signing pictures for about an hour and talking to people. I figured that since it cost me $10 to get into the place, I'd splurge and spend another $10 to have Flex autograph an awesome picture of himself.

    At the table, I told him that I was a big fan of his and of his rival Kevin Levrone, both of whom possess very similar physiques, with their classic lines and full muscle bellies. "Thank you, and you're right. We are similar. But soon Kevin and I will meet!" And I predict Flex will absolutely blow him away. Kevin is lagging in his chest, and his legs may actually overpower his upper body. But after seeing Flex up close, I can't find a single flaw!

    After the picture signing, he got on stage and answered questions for an hour. He is 5'9.5'' and is currently 247lbs., though he plans to compete this year at 237 (a little heavier than when he won this year's Mr. USA).

    I thought I knew what big was, as I've seen some really huge guys in our gym. But unless you've seen a pro bodybuilder up close, you really can't imagine what they look like. And being that Flex has been one of my top 3 favorites since I first saw his picture, I just sat there in awe. This guy has the absolute best arms in all of bodybuilding. They are so perfectly shaped, its sick. And when he was sitting down, a time when most of us have our guts hanging over our pants, the only thing you could see was the huge ridges of his abs poking through his tanktop.

    Of course, I thought it was kind of weird to have a few hundred people standing around drinking beer gaping at this behemoth seated behind a table, but anyways...

    Flex is a genuinely cool guy - and he really does talk very quietly like the mags say. He had to be asked to speak up a few times, even with the microphone. I seemed to be the one asking the most questions, and Flex was really cool, but he got really bizarre at one point, reciting one of those muscle-mantras or something:

    ME: "What, if any, were your weak bodyparts and what did you do to bring them up?"

    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "My legs, my calves and my chest."

    At this point, Flex is speaking in a monotone, and then, all of a sudden, his gaze become very fixed - as if he were in a trance or something.

    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "I concentrate on the bodypart as I mentally masturbate imagining my competitors watching me. This inspires me even more, as the masturbation having taken effect makes me work the muscle even more..."

    The above isn't an exact quote, but it does get the gist of what he said. It was weird, and he did say "mentally masturbate" or "mental masturbation" as "his competitors watched". But at this point, I was just thinking to myself "O-o-o-k Flex... whatever." So, of course, I just nodded my head and let him go on to someone else.

    One lady also asked him about girlfriends and stuff, and if he wouldn't in fact like a romp with her, at which he responds "I can get that *any* time, *any* where." Needless to say, all us guys were like "ooooooohh".

    He talked about Shawn Ray for a little bit as well. He said because Shawn was a friend of his, he felt like he was able to tell people that "Yeah, Shawn can be an asshole" and that Shawn is the way he is because he was born into money and always had it and has always been cocky.

    Oh yeah, get this, Flex claims that he sleeps *16* HOURS A DAY! And what does he do during the 8 hours that he's actually awake? Well, not only does he train (6 on, 1 off), but he eats *7* TIMES A DAY! "When I'm not training or sleeping, I'm eating. Yeah, I admit it, I'm a bum!"

    "What do you do on your day off?" -> "I like to drive my car around."
    "What do you do for fun?" -> "I don't have fun. I don't have time for it."
    [Side note, though no one asked it, I'm sure he doesn't eat those 7 meals during the 8 hours he's awake. He *must* wake up periodically to eat - and then go back to sleep.]

    Finally, someone asked "What supplements do you take, you know, vitamins and stuff?" "I take a good multivitamin and mineral pack every time I eat," he says, "I use some aminos and, of course, I use Joe Weider products." At this point, everyone laughs, but he goes "No, really. I'm not being paid to say this. I really like Weider products." [As a side note, I don't believe he is under Weider contract, just as he says.]

    Then someone must've said something like: "Is that all?", because the next thing I heard him say was: "No, thats really about it. But are you alluding to something else?" At this point, he turns to the crowd and says: "Look people. You can ask me *anything* you want. I'm not afraid to answer any question."

    So, someone with balls much larger than mine yells out: "Are you all natural?" And, in a slow and deliberate manner he says: "Of *course* I'm *not* all natural!" He then goes on "I won't tell you what I'm doing, but no, I'm not all natural. But let me tell you: no bodybuilder or professional athlete at this level of competition is all natural. Whether it be football, or baseball or race car driving - in any sport where theres big money at stake and where size, strength and agility are needed, you're going to find "sports medicine". You don't think race car drivers take anything to get them psyched to drive that long at those speeds? They all do."

    And instead of there being hushed "oh-my-gods" and stuff, the crowd went wild and heavily applauded his very candid answer. Good PR for Flex!

    Someone then asked "But aren't you nervous?" and he says: "No. I don't smoke or drink" as he waves his hand over the beer-guzzling crowd, "I don't use recreational drugs. I eat and sleep very well. And I know what I'm doing." Hmm... Interesting, to say the least.

    So, before I left, I went up to him once again, and as I was shaking his hand I said "I just wanted to thank you once again, especially for being so candid." "Thank you" he says. I then told him that I was strongly rooting for him and good luck, and he said "Thank you, thank you very much."

Cool guy.....but.....16 hours sleep a day? and wtf is "mental masturbation"
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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2007, 04:42:24 PM »
Ninjas, bitch.

One of a greatest ever, but a piece of crap. Levrone was better than him though, maybe not in terms of bringing it, but in terms of how hard he worked. Flex was pretty lazy and a shitty person, and from the looks of it, he still is.

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2007, 04:54:21 PM »
I remember reading that thing back in the days of the old UG and yellow Anabolex boards.  I'd honestly forgotten what it was like to feel that way around the pros.  You can still be in awe of stuff but it's a different feel.  Back then it was like magic, like "WTF, this guy is an alien."  It's a phenomenon that only happens in person.   

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2007, 04:55:54 PM »
me and my friend met Wheeler in 2000 at a state show and he was really quiet, kind of an asshole.

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2007, 04:59:15 PM »
me and my friend met Wheeler in 2000 at a state show and he was really quiet, kind of an asshole.

maybe he was just shy and didn't know what to say
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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2007, 05:00:16 PM »
maybe he was just shy and didn't know what to say
hahahaha, yeah that must be it Bobby. :D

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2007, 05:00:40 PM »
maybe he was just shy and didn't know what to say

Hi Flex. 

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2007, 05:03:32 PM »


    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "My legs, my calves and my chest."

    At this point, Flex is speaking in a monotone, and then, all of a sudden, his gaze become very fixed - as if he were in a trance or something.

    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "I concentrate on the bodypart as I mentally masturbate imagining my competitors watching me. This inspires me even more, as the masturbation having taken effect makes me work the muscle even more..."


uhhhhhh wtf?

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2007, 05:03:52 PM »
me and my friend met Wheeler in 2000 at a state show and he was really quiet, kind of an asshole.


Maybe he was just speechless over what a fat tub of shit you are?
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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2007, 05:04:30 PM »

Maybe he was just speechless over what a fat tub of shit you are?
hahahaha, still no pic from the skinny/fat mexican. ;D

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2007, 07:55:39 PM »
arnold owns flex`s mind

...flex is trying to make a staement much like arnold did in pumping iron about comparing the pump to an orgasm...but in flex speak he talks about masterbation

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2007, 09:29:53 PM »
epic 7 year old quote...fucking noobs

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2007, 01:03:49 AM »
i think he means he gets off by his competitors watching him in awe - essentially beating them mentally at that point, which motivates him to train harder to beat them physically aswell.

me and my friend met Wheeler in 2000 at a state show and he was really quiet, kind of an asshole.

just cause u dont say much doesnt men ur an asshole. flex's 93 olympia interview was really nice, shows hes just a quiet guy

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2007, 07:16:26 AM »
My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler

    By Ron Cecchini

    I met Flex Wheeler last Thursday, January 7th at the World Gym in Brockton Mass. They gym was celebrating their 3rd anniversay, complete with 2 hour party before hand (with many kegs of beer on tap, ironic, eh?), Flex guest posing and stuff, and a "fashion" show afterwards.

    Flex was signing pictures for about an hour and talking to people. I figured that since it cost me $10 to get into the place, I'd splurge and spend another $10 to have Flex autograph an awesome picture of himself.

    At the table, I told him that I was a big fan of his and of his rival Kevin Levrone, both of whom possess very similar physiques, with their classic lines and full muscle bellies. "Thank you, and you're right. We are similar. But soon Kevin and I will meet!" And I predict Flex will absolutely blow him away. Kevin is lagging in his chest, and his legs may actually overpower his upper body. But after seeing Flex up close, I can't find a single flaw!

    After the picture signing, he got on stage and answered questions for an hour. He is 5'9.5'' and is currently 247lbs., though he plans to compete this year at 237 (a little heavier than when he won this year's Mr. USA).

    I thought I knew what big was, as I've seen some really huge guys in our gym. But unless you've seen a pro bodybuilder up close, you really can't imagine what they look like. And being that Flex has been one of my top 3 favorites since I first saw his picture, I just sat there in awe. This guy has the absolute best arms in all of bodybuilding. They are so perfectly shaped, its sick. And when he was sitting down, a time when most of us have our guts hanging over our pants, the only thing you could see was the huge ridges of his abs poking through his tanktop.

    Of course, I thought it was kind of weird to have a few hundred people standing around drinking beer gaping at this behemoth seated behind a table, but anyways...

    Flex is a genuinely cool guy - and he really does talk very quietly like the mags say. He had to be asked to speak up a few times, even with the microphone. I seemed to be the one asking the most questions, and Flex was really cool, but he got really bizarre at one point, reciting one of those muscle-mantras or something:

    ME: "What, if any, were your weak bodyparts and what did you do to bring them up?"

    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "My legs, my calves and my chest."

    At this point, Flex is speaking in a monotone, and then, all of a sudden, his gaze become very fixed - as if he were in a trance or something.

    FLEX: (in paraphrase) "I concentrate on the bodypart as I mentally masturbate imagining my competitors watching me. This inspires me even more, as the masturbation having taken effect makes me work the muscle even more..."

    The above isn't an exact quote, but it does get the gist of what he said. It was weird, and he did say "mentally masturbate" or "mental masturbation" as "his competitors watched". But at this point, I was just thinking to myself "O-o-o-k Flex... whatever." So, of course, I just nodded my head and let him go on to someone else.

    One lady also asked him about girlfriends and stuff, and if he wouldn't in fact like a romp with her, at which he responds "I can get that *any* time, *any* where." Needless to say, all us guys were like "ooooooohh".

    He talked about Shawn Ray for a little bit as well. He said because Shawn was a friend of his, he felt like he was able to tell people that "Yeah, Shawn can be an asshole" and that Shawn is the way he is because he was born into money and always had it and has always been cocky.

    Oh yeah, get this, Flex claims that he sleeps *16* HOURS A DAY! And what does he do during the 8 hours that he's actually awake? Well, not only does he train (6 on, 1 off), but he eats *7* TIMES A DAY! "When I'm not training or sleeping, I'm eating. Yeah, I admit it, I'm a bum!"

    "What do you do on your day off?" -> "I like to drive my car around."
    "What do you do for fun?" -> "I don't have fun. I don't have time for it."
    [Side note, though no one asked it, I'm sure he doesn't eat those 7 meals during the 8 hours he's awake. He *must* wake up periodically to eat - and then go back to sleep.]

    Finally, someone asked "What supplements do you take, you know, vitamins and stuff?" "I take a good multivitamin and mineral pack every time I eat," he says, "I use some aminos and, of course, I use Joe Weider products." At this point, everyone laughs, but he goes "No, really. I'm not being paid to say this. I really like Weider products." [As a side note, I don't believe he is under Weider contract, just as he says.]

    Then someone must've said something like: "Is that all?", because the next thing I heard him say was: "No, thats really about it. But are you alluding to something else?" At this point, he turns to the crowd and says: "Look people. You can ask me *anything* you want. I'm not afraid to answer any question."

    So, someone with balls much larger than mine yells out: "Are you all natural?" And, in a slow and deliberate manner he says: "Of *course* I'm *not* all natural!" He then goes on "I won't tell you what I'm doing, but no, I'm not all natural. But let me tell you: no bodybuilder or professional athlete at this level of competition is all natural. Whether it be football, or baseball or race car driving - in any sport where theres big money at stake and where size, strength and agility are needed, you're going to find "sports medicine". You don't think race car drivers take anything to get them psyched to drive that long at those speeds? They all do."

    And instead of there being hushed "oh-my-gods" and stuff, the crowd went wild and heavily applauded his very candid answer. Good PR for Flex!

    Someone then asked "But aren't you nervous?" and he says: "No. I don't smoke or drink" as he waves his hand over the beer-guzzling crowd, "I don't use recreational drugs. I eat and sleep very well. And I know what I'm doing." Hmm... Interesting, to say the least.

    So, before I left, I went up to him once again, and as I was shaking his hand I said "I just wanted to thank you once again, especially for being so candid." "Thank you" he says. I then told him that I was strongly rooting for him and good luck, and he said "Thank you, thank you very much."

Cool guy.....but.....16 hours sleep a day? and wtf is "mental masturbation"

I believe (and i could be wrong,that i was there and this is where this picture was taken)

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2007, 07:19:45 AM »
Did somebody ask him what his Bodyfat % was?

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2007, 07:26:30 AM »
Back in the day (late 80's early 90's )
there were guest posings/seminars almost everyweeked,i saw Matarazzo,Demayo,Yates, Titus,Mike Francois,Vic Richards,wheeler,cormier,etc etc etc the gym i trained at (golds everett) was home to Demayo and Matarazzo(also big dan smith)and scores of national level bodybuilders(steve cantone,lucio paoulini,louie desoleous<sp?>)
it was a great time for bodybuilding! (it was at the height of it's popularity),we all wore T-michael sweatshirts,clown baggy pants,high-top otomix sneakers with our baggies tuck into them and of course the Fanny Pack!!

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2007, 07:31:55 AM »
ken used to use the term mental masturbation a fair bit.

in fact, that is where is first heard the term, from ken. i thought it was cool terminology and i've used it myself ever since.

basicall he's referring to feeling powerful and excited, loving himself in an egotistical way and imagining everyone else being so impressed by him. megalomania.

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2007, 07:56:34 AM »
even though I am not a flex fan at all, that was a good well thought out retort to answering the inevitable drug usage question.

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2007, 08:51:55 AM »


haha you're both wearing fanny packs!!!

what was in yours?
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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2007, 09:11:47 AM »
I believe (and i could be wrong,that i was there and this is where this picture was taken)
Fanny pack, check
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Gold chain, check
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Sweat shirt bodybuilding related, check
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Fanny pack  with absolutly nothing in it but worn to fit in, check
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a head that runs straight into my shoulds, check
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Fat bloated oreo cookie face, check
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Vince Goodrum look alike in the back ground, check
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Biggest asshole in bodybuilding and biggest delusionite and asshole on getbig, check
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Standing as close as possible to the camera to make myself appear bigger, check
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Thumbs up pose.... thumbs up pose? DAMN!

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2007, 09:54:58 AM »
brutal breakdown, I didn't notice half that shit  :D

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Re: My Encounter with Kenneth "Flex" Wheeler
« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2007, 09:58:04 AM »
Fanny pack, check
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Gold chain, check
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Sweat shirt bodybuilding related, check
...
Fanny pack  with absolutly nothing in it but worn to fit in, check
...
a head that runs straight into my shoulds, check
...
Fat bloated oreo cookie face, check
...
Vince Goodrum look alike in the back ground, check
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Biggest asshole in bodybuilding and biggest delusionite and asshole on getbig, check
...
Standing as close as possible to the camera to make myself appear bigger, check
...
Thumbs up pose.... thumbs up pose? DAMN!

red face due to holding the breath until photo is taken (and all the time as often as you can), check

Striped balloon pants, check
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