Author Topic: Vanilla Ice Cream is the Best Ice Cream in the World (Read 3961 times)

tleilaxutank · « **on:** November 18, 2007, 11:31:25 AM »

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a HATER!!!

Let me break it down for you:

1. Color. White, the color of purity...beats muddy chocolate any day
2. Taste. Sweet, yet refined. Perfectly balanced. Anyone who ever tasted baskin robbins version ca. 1995 in south boston knows what I'm talking about

Don't attempt to argue or I will fly to your favorite desert bar and fuck you up

sgt. d · « **Reply #1 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:34:01 AM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on November 18, 2007, 11:31:25 AM

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a HATER!!!

Let me break it down for you:

1. Color. White, the color of purity...beats muddy chocolate any day
2. Taste. Sweet, yet refined. Perfectly balanced. Anyone who ever tasted baskin robbins version ca. 1995 in south boston knows what I'm talking about

Don't attempt to argue or I will fly to your favorite desert bar and fuck you up

How about I take a shit on your vanilla ice cream to give you a nice "funky chocolate swirl". You can add some sprinkles to it.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:35:23 AM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on November 18, 2007, 11:31:25 AM

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a HATER!!!

Let me break it down for you:

1. Color. White, the color of purity...beats muddy chocolate any day
2. Taste. Sweet, yet refined. Perfectly balanced. Anyone who ever tasted baskin robbins version ca. 1995 in south boston knows what I'm talking about

Don't attempt to argue or I will fly to your favorite desert bar and fuck you up

They don't have a baskin robbins in Southie lol

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:36:47 AM »

yes better than choc. agreed

but how about dulce de leche or strawberry

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #4 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:38:42 AM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on November 18, 2007, 11:36:47 AM

yes better than choc. agreed

but how about dulce de leche or strawberry

http://www.recipe.org.au/userimages/user1266_1175782685a.JPG

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #5 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:40:30 AM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on November 18, 2007, 11:35:23 AM

They don't have a baskin robbins in Southie lol

http://web3.ls.sp1.yahoo.com/details?id=10173726&lsrc=results&p=Ice+Cream+Yogurt&csz=Dorchester%2C+MA&fr=&lcscb=7MzOK8grspl

McFarland · « **Reply #6 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:42:56 AM »

Why would anyone bitch about something they truly believed to be inferior?

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #7 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:44:12 AM »

More proof:

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #8 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:45:13 AM »

Quote from: McFarland on November 18, 2007, 11:42:56 AM

Why would anyone bitch about something they truly believed to be inferior?

e tu, Mcbrute?

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #9 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:46:34 AM »

Quote from: tleilaxutank on November 18, 2007, 11:40:30 AM

http://web3.ls.sp1.yahoo.com/details?id=10173726&lsrc=results&p=Ice+Cream+Yogurt&csz=Dorchester%2C+MA&fr=&lcscb=7MzOK8grspl

Thats Dorchester NOT Southie and JP Licks is better and I agree about Vanilla being better !

Quagmire · « **Reply #10 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:46:42 AM »

I love me some vanilla bitches too. And ice cream, strawberry is good too.

tweeter · « **Reply #11 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:47:08 AM »

actually, vanilla with chocolate chips and cookie dough is the best

AllDrugs · « **Reply #12 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:51:46 AM »

Blue Bunny makes some good fat free frozen yogurt. Their chocolate fudge brownie fantasy is really good.

triple_pickle · « **Reply #13 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:53:03 AM »

edy's french vanilla & mint chocolate chip ice cream bitches!!!!

Andre Nickatina · « **Reply #14 on:** November 18, 2007, 11:54:12 AM »

Fuck vanilla ice cream.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #15 on:** November 18, 2007, 12:00:17 PM »

Quote from: Andre Nickatina on November 18, 2007, 11:54:12 AM

Fuck vanilla ice cream.

Fuck you!!! and your mom!!!

Bitch.

Nothing can top the sophisticated decadence of fresh vanilla ice cream. Look at the brutal frostiness...

JasonH · « **Reply #16 on:** November 18, 2007, 03:40:19 PM »

I like Rum and Raisin meself.

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #17 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:04:57 PM »

Vanilla is always superior to chocolate. (Think Mayor Nagin and "chocolate town".)

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #18 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:06:54 PM »

what about french vanilla?

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #19 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:08:21 PM »

Quote from: Sir William Idol on November 18, 2007, 04:06:54 PM

what about french vanilla?

French vanilla is still superior to chocolate, but it is the worst kind of vanilla... sort of a "ghetto vanilla".

Bluto · « **Reply #20 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:08:49 PM »

whatabout blueberry

Sir William Idol · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:10:55 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on November 18, 2007, 04:08:21 PM

French vanilla is still superior to chocolate, but it is the worst kind of vanilla... sort of a "ghetto vanilla".

what about white chocolate?

YoungBlood · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:12:37 PM »

What kind of vanilla? Haagan-Das? Dreyer's/Edy's? Breyer's or some rotten brand like Lucerne?

Once you decide the brand, what flavor of vanilla? Double Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, Cherry Vanilla, French Vanilla, or straight ahead vanilla?
Did you know that when you have vanilla ice cream and you add pecans to it, as in Butter Pecan Haagan-Das, it changes the flavor of the vanilla should you just eat the ice cream without the pecans.
There's also a buttload more vanilla variety flavors if you include all the add-in's that can be used. For example- Tollhouse Cookie Dough, or French Vanilla Fudge Pie.

Bluto · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:15:02 PM »

Quote from: YoungBlood on November 18, 2007, 04:12:37 PM

What kind of vanilla? Haagan-Das? Dreyer's/Edy's? Breyer's or some rotten brand like Lucerne?

Once you decide the brand, what flavor of vanilla? Double Vanilla, Vanilla Bean, Cherry Vanilla, French Vanilla, or straight ahead vanilla?
Did you know that when you have vanilla ice cream and you add pecans to it, as in Butter Pecan Haagan-Das, it changes the flavor of the vanilla should you just eat the ice cream without the pecans.
There's also a buttload more vanilla variety flavors if you include all the add-in's that can be used. For example- Tollhouse Cookie Dough, or French Vanilla Fudge Pie.

whats your weight?

realkarateblackbelt · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:15:27 PM »

I prefer French Vanilla. It's more sophisticated. I usually eat it whilst smoking a fag and discussing the poetry of Rimbaud.