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FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« on: November 19, 2007, 06:58:09 AM »

(or in any other show where you need to stay in a hotel)

Always, always, ALWAYS strip the sheets off your bed the moment you arrive and replace them with sheets you've either brought from home or picked up at the local Target or whathaveyou.  The same goes for towels and pillowcases.

Housekeeping at the Fairmont had a field day ringing up dirty linen charges over the weekend.  The largest single-room bill I've heard of so far is $150.  Has anyone topped that?

 
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2007, 07:04:18 AM »
I'd probably object to what appears to be shitstains on my linen too.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2007, 07:12:11 AM »
Bodybuilders are awesome because they believe the ProTan they leave everywhere is the duty of others to clean up. 
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2007, 07:24:19 AM »
Quote from: Tre on November 19, 2007, 06:58:09 AM
(or in any other show where you need to stay in a hotel)

Always, always, ALWAYS strip the sheets off your bed the moment you arrive and replace them with sheets you've either brought from home or picked up at the local Target or whathaveyou.  The same goes for towels and pillowcases.

Housekeeping at the Fairmont had a field day ringing up dirty linen charges over the weekend.  The largest single-room bill I've heard of so far is $150.  Has anyone topped that?

 

Holy shit! i ruined several pillow cases, sheets, etc. Crap. When I checked out the clerk told me they woldnt charge me. But house keeping has to go in and get my shit. Im sure Im going to get screwed! i will post my costs as soon as I hear.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2007, 07:48:51 AM »
By all means, leave as much cum as you want on your sheets, brown just doesn't quite cut it I'm afraid.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2007, 07:58:17 AM »
Quote from: Alex A on November 19, 2007, 07:24:19 AM
Holy shit! i ruined several pillow cases, sheets, etc. Crap. When I checked out the clerk told me they woldnt charge me. But house keeping has to go in and get my shit. Im sure Im going to get screwed! i will post my costs as soon as I hear.


Ah that sucks!  ;D

There wasn't a reminder on the entrance form about this?  When I did the teen nats in PA they had a form SPECIFICALLY telling us to bring our own sheets to avoid this problem
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2007, 08:54:49 AM »
I can't remember the organizations name but they had a show at the Hawaii COnvention Center several months before mine.  The room I used for warming up and for the contestants was the same one this other group used.  The person who walked me around the center when they took me to this room they told me about the group before.  It cost the hotel $14,000 to re-carpet the room and clean the walls.  It had ProTan everywhere.  So I had to give them a deposit just for that room.  I then had the entire room lined with plastic.  The floors and walls.  Plus I had people in there to make sure none of the BB's leaned up against the walls.  Plus, the hotel I used they used too.  I guess that other group sat all over the lobby and got tanning shit everywhere including the floors and furniture.  And of course their rooms.  SO I made sure every competitor knew that all cleaning charges were going to be charged to them.  It can be very expensive to clean up after a show
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2007, 09:43:45 AM »
I believe it was arvilla who said that he recommends lying down brand new shower curtains on hotel beds, and sleeping on those, to avoid those pesky costs that Protain brings. 
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2007, 09:53:54 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on November 19, 2007, 09:43:45 AM
I believe it was arvilla who said that he recommends lying down brand new shower curtains on hotel beds, and sleeping on those, to avoid those pesky costs that Protain brings. 


This must explain why he keeps those ancient mold encompassed curtains on the shower at his apartment.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 10:02:28 AM »
I thought this went without having to mention, but...............

Bring DARK sheets from home to lay down...take the comfortor right off and put it in the closet....

I always wore black spandex long sleeve top, full leg bottom to bed...kept the color where I put it, no chance of any getting on anything....
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 11:04:53 AM »
bob, thats why your a pro and the rest of these guys are amateurs  ;D

Quote from: Chick on November 19, 2007, 10:02:28 AM
I thought this went without having to mention, but...............

Bring DARK sheets from home to lay down...take the comfortor right off and put it in the closet....

I always wore black spandex long sleeve top, full leg bottom to bed...kept the color where I put it, no chance of any getting on anything....
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 11:19:14 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on November 19, 2007, 09:43:45 AM
I believe it was arvilla who said that he recommends lying down brand new shower curtains on hotel beds, and sleeping on those, to avoid those pesky costs that Protain brings. 

Not smart as you will wind up sweating...

As already mentioned, bring your own goods, dark sweats and shirt, black socks etc etc
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 11:19:58 AM »
this is crazy, what other sport has to go through this. get rid of this shhhit.

It just adds to the public perception of the sport being filled with fakes and freaks.

does anyone know why they even started with it and why it has increased since the 80's?

I say ban it all together. use normal flood lighting  no harsh spot lights.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2007, 11:21:19 AM »
Quote from: Chick on November 19, 2007, 10:02:28 AM
I wore black spandex

Shame on you.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2007, 11:22:25 AM »
I never used the comforter anyway. They only wash it once a month!! Shitload of dead skin and body fluid on there.  :-X
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2007, 11:26:43 AM »
Quote from: HTexan on November 19, 2007, 11:22:25 AM
I never used the comforter anyway. They only wash it once a month!! Shitload of dead skin and body fluid on there.  :-X

When describing dead skin and body fluid, how much is a "shitload?"
You can use the amount of both contained in your stained "Texas A&M" hat with the frayed bill as a baseline.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2007, 11:59:16 AM »
haha... all that for a plastic trophy.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2007, 12:02:38 PM »
Quote from: Chick on November 19, 2007, 10:02:28 AM
I thought this went without having to mention, but...............

Bring DARK sheets from home to lay down...take the comfortor right off and put it in the closet....

I always wore black spandex long sleeve top, full leg bottom to bed...kept the color where I put it, no chance of any getting on anything....


Sounds sexy.

Like you said, I thought it was a given and don't get sloppy  :-X


Another check in the "bodybuilders are trouble" columns  ::)
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2007, 12:07:30 PM »
What ever happened to just getting a real tan??
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2007, 12:08:42 PM »
Quote from: Go 4 It on November 19, 2007, 12:07:30 PM
What ever happened to just getting a real tan??

Cancer and premature sking aging happened.
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2007, 12:15:34 PM »
Yeah, worry about that when your injecting various drugs into your body, and shoveling pounds of readmeat into your system on a daily basis. All the while severly dehydrating your body during contest time, and blowing out your thyroid from all the dramatic weight loss/ weight gain, but premature aging is a no-no (lol) oh brother...
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2007, 12:21:09 PM »
i think the first rule to any competition is to never ever EVER pose like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2ZO4fu1c4Q
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2007, 04:02:58 PM »
Quote from: the Pure Majestic on November 19, 2007, 11:26:43 AM
When describing dead skin and body fluid, how much is a "shitload?"
You can use the amount of both contained in your stained "Texas A&M" hat with the frayed bill as a baseline.

Fuck you im not an aggie!!!! >:(
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2007, 04:07:22 PM »
Does anyone have a copy of the competitors menue that was provided for us?

Examples include:

$5 for one egg

$20 for eggwhite Omlette

$12 veggie platter. etc.

$28 chicken breast plate

My favorite is the $5 egg
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Re: FIRST Rule of competing at the NPC Nationals
« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2007, 04:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Alex A on November 19, 2007, 04:07:22 PM
Does anyone have a copy of the competitors menue that was provided for us?

Examples include:

$5 for one egg

$20 for eggwhite Omlette

$12 veggie platter. etc.

$28 chicken breast plate

My favorite is the $5 egg

Epic exploiting the working men  >:(
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