Its the biggest BAR night of the year in America...

[XFACTOR]

New Years has too many home parties. I would also think St. Patricks day was the biggest. Maybe cuz its spread out throughout the day on Patties day and tonight is all about "the night". It's one of the biggest anyway.

Home parties are better.  People start to get suspicious when I go to the bathroom stall every 25 minutes.  LOL

[Colossus_1986]

You sound like you are from Canada like I am.  LOL  I'm in London,ON.  In Toronto every other weekend though.

Montreal

[Colossus_1986]

There is nothing more manly then admitting to not only use, but LOVE using one of the most harshly regulated drugs on earth.  Good think you've never posted pictures of yourself on here. 


I'm sure you have cataplexy though, right?

don't you have a dick to suck right about now?

get to it.

[XFACTOR]

Montreal

I knew it.  you ever go to the white party?  NYE has the best events at the bell center.  FAWK!!!

[the Pure Majestic]

How should I word it to her?  Exact sentence, please.

"We're having anal sex tonight.  You might want to get drunk first."

[tommywishbone]

Suicidal Tendencies... tonight, House of Blues, Sunset Strip.  We'll be there. 

[YoungBlood]

Tonight I'm getting my GF drunk on apple pucker, then I'm going to try to put it in her butt.

Any advice?

Dip your wick in apple pucker once you get home, then after you stick it in her poop chute, have her lick it...she'll love it, trust me!

[JOHN MATRIX]

I'll be at Home drinking myself into a drunken rage ... 

yeeess Rochefort 10 greatest beer on the earth!!!!

[Camel Jockey]

I've had chicken lomien with a pint of guiness already.

Gonna spend tonight at home with some tv and get wine sodden.

[the Pure Majestic]

I've had chicken lomien with a pint of guiness already.

Gonna spend tonight at home with some tv and get wine sodden.

Probably didn't need to tell people that.

[Camel Jockey]

Probably didn't need to tell people that.

I was out shopping and visited battery park. Shouldn't have told you guys that.

[the Pure Majestic]

I was out shopping and visited battery park. Shouldn't have told you guys that.

No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.

[Camel Jockey]

No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.

I didn't say it was great. Not having a girl for the usual movie and after cocktails sucks.

Friends, I could care less for. Any night, even before an exam can be a night of heavy drinking and bong hits amongst friends. Tonight isn't any different to me.

[JOHN MATRIX]

No one gives a shit about that. 
The fact that you're stuck at home on the biggest American bar night of the year, sucking down fermented fruit to forget your pains is just a downer and didn't need to be said. 

Seriously, you've just made my penis soft.  Our babysitter thinks it's her fault.

dont worry pure majestic. ill be stopping by camel's later with a van full of hookers. that we imported from the philippines for $29.95 each. it will be a riproaringly good time

[UPINTHEMGUTS]

Truth be told, I used to really look forward to going out on this night. I must be getting old.(34).

There's also so many fucking cops out on a night like this which kind of puts a damper on things. Lots of checkpoints. The obvious solution is to find a designated driver. However, on a night like this, I don't have many friends willing to play that role.

Be safe tonight, guys. Don't drink and drive.

[the Pure Majestic]

dont worry pure majestic. ill be stopping by camel's later with a van full of hookers. that we imported from the philippines for $29.95 each. it will be a riproaringly good time

Shit yes it'll be a good time.
Phillipine night walkers are the best in the world.  If you can get past the malnutrition forced stomach distention, they'll have names for shit you haven't even heard of. 

You know how Eskimos have 100 different names for snow....it's like that.

[Camel Jockey]

Filipino chicks can be nice and busty, unlike other asian chicks. Nice. 

[JOHN MATRIX]

Shit yes it'll be a good time.
Phillipine night walkers are the best in the world.  If you can get past the malnutrition forced stomach distention, they'll have names for shit you haven't even heard of. 

You know how Eskimos have 100 different names for snow....it's like that.

your invited too bro. there will be plenty of little tarts to go around. bro

[Camel Jockey]

fcuk i'm pretty drunk... had another pint of heiniken with pizza and like 700 ml wine. feels awesome! wish I had some weed but none