I can't laugh cause i've been there muh self a few times. First time, Under the car port benching, rusty plates that won't slide off, trapped under a massive 225 lol! Had to roll the shit down my chest and gut to get it off! 2nd time, leg pressing 495 and got stuck in the buck on the third rep, could'nt yell for help, fart, shit nothin! Had to inch worm my way up and out the seat!
damn, you're an effin' beast. Mind PMing me your workout routine?
I saw this dude one time put 315 on the bar and squat 10 clean reps below parallel. True story.