Author Topic: Favorite Family Guy Moments (Read 6751 times)

Andy Griffin · « **on:** November 21, 2007, 03:11:18 PM »

A refreshingly subversive program.

My favorite moment...

Peter confronts an old bully (now disabled) and says, "I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm gonna beat ya, then my son's gonna beat ya! It's gonna be a regular father-son beat off!!"

The first time I saw this, I laughed so hard my wife came running into the living room. She thought I was crying. HAHAHAHAHA

CARTEL · « **Reply #1 on:** November 21, 2007, 06:21:33 PM »

Reminds me of when Peter is teaching Meg how to get dates and tells her something like "soon you'll be beating guys off with both hands"

The time I laughed so hard I was crying was when Stewie did his "Cheekie Bastard" show on PTV and did his own laugh trax.

I was dying when I heard that for some reason.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #2 on:** November 21, 2007, 06:45:38 PM »

Quote from: CARTEL on November 21, 2007, 06:21:33 PM

Reminds me of when Peter is teaching Meg how to get dates and tells her something like "soon you'll be beating guys off with both hands"

The time I laughed so hard I was crying was when Stewie did his "Cheekie Bastard" show on PTV and did his own laugh trax.

I was dying when I heard that for some reason.

That was a good one, no doubt.

Peter's touchdown celebration song and dance "Shipoopi" was a good one as well.

Arnold jr · « **Reply #3 on:** November 21, 2007, 11:24:51 PM »

Peter: "I've got it...an idea so big, that if I had any idea about what I was talking about, my brain would explode."

Louis: "say it, say it, you like eatin red carpet, you like eatin red carpet, say it!"
Peter: "I like eatin red carpet

Quagmire: Hears conversation outside window and passes out with a convulsed "giggidy" LOL!

The entire episode where the Griffens have to be put under the wittiness protection program and move to the deep south!

blinky · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2007, 03:26:47 AM »

this is awesome....... but the very last sentence in this clip is the best
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Faust · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2007, 06:31:14 AM »

when peter tried extacy

fitgymgirl2007 · « **Reply #6 on:** November 22, 2007, 11:15:12 AM »

One of my favorite episodes is when Brian owes Stewie money for making a bet. Brian doesn't pay up and Stewie shoots him and lights him on fire. I love this show!!!

My boyfriend got me into this show 2 years ago and we haven't missed an episode on Sundays.

danielson · « **Reply #7 on:** November 22, 2007, 11:24:02 AM »

When Peter was watching Wheel of Fortune and and the puzzle said My Hairy _unt and he was like ooh, ohh, I know it and they said it was My Hairy Aunt and he goes dammit.

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #8 on:** November 22, 2007, 08:49:09 PM »

I liked it when Peter first realized how much he loved Lois and all that he went through just to see her. I think Peter went to see Lois and then met her dad and her dad knocked him out and had him dumped out into the ocean. Then Quagmire comes to his rescue and they thought he was a Manatee. Quagmire wanted to go out and get some poon and he even shaved his privates so look like a Q and asked Peter if " Hey, Peter does this look like a Q to you." Quagmire then started to shake it back and forth at him. Then Peter comes to meet Cleveland and is driving in a van and behind them Peter says "Holy cray there are ghosts chasing us" but it was the KKK in South Carolina...problary Greenville, S.C. but he want through all that just to be with Lois.

I also liked it when Stewie told the Captin of the plain that was carrying Matthew Machoney that there was no space to land but instead he landed in the Atlantic ocean.

Brians Girlfriend is also funny ashell....

Arnold jr · « **Reply #9 on:** November 22, 2007, 10:27:17 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on November 22, 2007, 08:49:09 PM

Brians Girlfriend is also funny ashell....

haha, "Jillian" love that character...voice of Drew Barrymore for those that don't know.

Other favorite side character's of mine, Mayor Adam West, "Blacky" weather Ollie Williams, and the old pervert Hubert (think that's his name) that Chris delivers papers to.

Montague · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2007, 08:49:40 AM »

The episode in which Peter is sent to sensitivity counseling after sexually harassing a woman at work. Peter comes back from the program more in touch with his “feminine side” and attempts to breast-feed Stewie.
The kid’s reaction was hysterical.

Also, there were a couple of episodes that centered on Brian & Stewie from the show’s first run – one in particular featured Brian escorting Stewie back home from Lois’ parents. The kid and the dog have great chemistry together.

Straw Man · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:25:36 AM »

there are so many - here's one that cracks me up every time:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/145167/family_guy_youve_got_aids/

Straw Man · « **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:28:03 AM »

another: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/135713/family_guy_the_big_bang/

all the chicken fights are great too

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:45:36 AM »

The old guy that is a Homo is so damn funny. I liked the one when Brian was a car salesman and the old Guy came in and asked Brian if he had a Ice Cream Truck that played alittle song that all the kids would like.

Straw Man · « **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2007, 09:47:08 AM »

Brian trys to breakup with his GF: http://www.jibjab.com/view/168406

Tre · « **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2007, 10:08:43 AM »

Quote from: fitgymgirl2007 on November 22, 2007, 11:15:12 AM

One of my favorite episodes is when Brian owes Stewie money for making a bet. Brian doesn't pay up and Stewie shoots him and lights him on fire. I love this show!!! My boyfriend got me into this show 2 years ago and we haven't missed an episode on Sundays.

"You got my money, man? Where's my money??"

Tre · « **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2007, 10:14:32 AM »

Although Stewie is one of my favorite TV characters of all-time, I think my favorite FG moment is when all of Meg's stuffed animals run away. She looks out the window and yells at her Care Bear, telling him to stop. At that moment, he sees a big truck coming down the street, looks back at Meg, and then hurls himself in front of the truck rather than face having to go back to belonging to Meg.

YoungBlood · « **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2007, 10:36:48 AM »

I've never really watched FG, since I just sort of shrugged it off as being lame- having never watched it.
My new roommate is a FG freak, and never misses it unless she's under some traumatizing moment.
So one time I sat down with her to watch it, and I'm hooked now!

To me the show is like a cross between the Simpson and Married with Children. Vulgar as hell, and I love it!

"I present Meg. And the carpet matches the drapes. Not just in color...but length too."

Arnold jr · « **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2007, 11:44:26 AM »

Quote from: Montague on November 23, 2007, 08:49:40 AM

The episode in which Peter is sent to sensitivity counseling after sexually harassing a woman at work. Peter comes back from the program more in touch with his “feminine side” and attempts to breast-feed Stewie.
The kid’s reaction was hysterical.

haha, forgot about that one...that breast feeding thing is hysterical!!!!!!

JasonH · « **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:07:10 PM »

Peter's fights with the chicken who sold him the bad coupon are fucking classic. Like he starts a fight with the chicken in series three I think then out of nowhere it appears in series five. Brilliant.

Evil monkey that lives in Chris's closet is good too.

drkaje · « **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2007, 12:08:44 PM »

When Stewie says "don't take me to a black doctor" as he passes out.

Also, when the Jemima's witness tries selling Peter pancakes.

That show has a ton of hilarious moments.

CARTEL · « **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2007, 02:37:47 PM »

The hippie guy with the feminine voice makes me bust up.

Arnold jr · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2007, 07:02:55 PM »

Favorite Family Guy Moments, tonights new episode where Meg gets pregnant...Peter is golden in this one!!!

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2007, 09:32:28 AM »

I like the one where loise gets fat. Peter and Brian are at the table and Peter says " Geeze just look at that fat slob...how am I supposed to have sex with her?" then he said " I don't see how anyone could...I mean seriouly, would you have sex with her?"

Brian responds " Me?...oh yes, definately ... I'd wreck that chick."

I laughed till tears were in my eyes.

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Pollux · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2007, 12:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Tre on November 23, 2007, 10:14:32 AM

Although Stewie is one of my favorite TV characters of all-time, I think my favorite FG moment is when all of Meg's stuffed animals run away. She looks out the window and yells at her Care Bear, telling him to stop. At that moment, he sees a big truck coming down the street, looks back at Meg, and then hurls himself in front of the truck rather than face having to go back to belonging to Meg.

That shit was funny!

I had to keep rewinding that scene! HAHAHAHA...