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Rough thanksgiving
« on: November 22, 2007, 06:01:23 PM »
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man crying."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I go home and when I get there, I find my wife sleeping with the gardener. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
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Re: Rough thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2007, 06:06:56 PM »
good one.

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Re: Rough thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2007, 06:12:52 PM »
Very nice.

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Re: Rough thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2007, 06:15:09 PM »
Decent decent

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Re: Rough thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2007, 06:17:19 PM »
Bill dies and before he goes to heaven there is Peter standing at the gates to give out a car based on your faithfulness in marriage.

Peter tells the first guy I will give you a Volkswagen since you were unfaithful many times during your marriage.
Peter tells the second guy in line I will give you a Grand Am since you have had a "few" encounters with other women.

Then Bill is next.  Peter says says you have been the perfect husband.  It is hard to believe you have never even looked at another woman with sexual thoughts.  I will give you a Corvette. 

A week later they were all driving around in Heaven and the guy driving the Volkswagen pulled along side Bill who happened to be changing his flat tire and crying. 

He says, "Hey Bill why are you crying?"

"I just saw my wife."

"That's great Bill...you got a new Corvette and now your wife is with you.  Why are you crying?"

"I saw my wife but she just passed me riding a skateboard."