NOTHING BETTER...

[shiftedShapes]

Than a venti starbucks coffee first thing saturday morning.

Go to the gym, totally empty, and chin, dip, and planche for a couple hours, hitting ab shots and strutting around like a 300lb beast.  Nothing can stop me.  Behold my masterfully sculpted physique as you wait for your morning power abs class.  I am many power levels above you but you can still hope to raise yourself higher by absorbing my excess energy.  I am the one above ALL, the unmoved mover.  The FIRST CAUSE

THASS WUSSUP YALL.

 

[Bluto]

what are your affiliations? are you part of TEAM NASSER?

[The Squadfather]

what do you squat, deadlift and bench, "shifted shapes"?

[shiftedShapes]

what are your affiliations? are you part of TEAM NASSER?

HUGE NASSAR is a striding COLOSSUS, the product of 7000 years of intermarriage between european and arab blood lines, HUGE NASSAR embodies the tremendous taper of a genie and the legs that steady NORSE bezerkers on their voyages through the treacherous Northern seas.

[Bluto]

let me know if you wanna be addded to the TEAM NASSER member list

[shiftedShapes]

let me know if you wanna be addded to the TEAM NASSER member list

enroll me in your team!

[shiftedShapes]

what do you squat, deadlift and bench, "shifted shapes"?

My body.  It's fantastic.

[Bluto]

enroll me in your team!

welcome to TEAM NASSER!

[The Squadfather]

My body.  It's fantastic.

so 141 on each one?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

so 141 on each one?

maybe hes training for deep cuts and detail hahahahahah

[shiftedShapes]

so 141 on each one?

closer to



I'm sure you would like PROOF

[shiftedShapes]

what an awesome thread.

[chaos]

what an awesome thread.

Yeah that's why you had to bump it after nobody posted in it for 6 hours.

[shiftedShapes]

Yeah that's why you had to bump it after nobody posted in it for 6 hours.

yeah I know I'm really awesome, it's been this good my whole life, so it almost doesn't register anymore.

[chaos]

yeah I know I'm really awesome, it's been this good my whole life, so it almost doesn't register anymore.

Must be nice to be retarded sometimes.

[shiftedShapes]

Must be nice to be retarded sometimes.

That would be hard to know because aside from in "Flowers for Algernon" retardation tends to be a permanent condition so there's no way to know if it's nice to be retarded sometimes.  I will say though the full time tards seem to be happy as pigs in shit, at least if Corky is representative of tards in general.

[chaos]

That would be hard to know because aside from in "Flowers for Algernon" retardation tends to be a permanent condition so there's no way to know if it's nice to be retarded sometimes.  I will say though the full time tards seem to be happy as pigs in shit, at least if Corky is representative of tards in general.

See what I mean?