HULK HOGAN BLINDSIDED: WIFE FILES FOR DIVORCE WITHOUT TELLING HIM!

[mass 04]

what's with the black towel on the douche bags head?

It's to keep his head warm brother.

[Cap]

Linda is trash and no amount of money will change that.

Prenups get overturned all the time so he likely would have been screwed regardless.

If you want real success, have the children with the woman, never marry her and live in different locations.

[YoungBlood]

Linda is trash and no amount of money will change that.

"You can take a boy out of the country..."

[onlyme]

onlyme has this to say:

"terry Bollea is a great friend.  In fact he is my soul mate.  He and I have always been great friends.  I even relieved him of blue balls one night and sucked his scrotum dry of semen."

 

[mass 04]

Imagine the chicks the Hulkster can get now with his 24 inch pythons 

[tom joad]

You'd think that Hogan's wife would have a little more respect for the only athlete in the history of the world who has ever body slammed Andre The Giant.    

[chaos]

Linda is trash and no amount of money will change that.

Prenups get overturned all the time so he likely would have been screwed regardless.

If you want real success, have the children with the woman, never marry her and live in different locations.

Prenup would have done shit anyways, they were married long before he was famous. He wasn't even "Hulk" when they got married, he was called "Blackjack" or some shit.

Edit: "Sterling Golden" was the first name he wrestled under.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

do we have any reports from Tampa confirming he atomic leg dropped her?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

did Hulkamania run wild all over you?

This post is a perfect examples of why "tom joad" is the wittiest post on getbig
























 

[gordiano]

This is why guys need pre-nups.

Oh brother....how about NOT MARRYING IN THE FIRST PLACE.


I don't get it, if you have:

1) Money

2) Looks

3) Fame

You should never get married. There are no fairy tales, people. If you're lonely, go out and get laid. Hell, pay for it if you have. Better than losing half your hard earned shit.

Better to be alone, than with bad company.....

[OneMoreRep]

I feel like this is some sort of sick dream, where at any moment now we are going to be prompted to look up at some big screen and capture Linda Hogan shaking hands with Vince McMahon while both are laughing hysterically with a maniacal look on their faces.

::Shrugs while nodding head::
"1"

[sgt. d]

I think Hogan needs to take the Chris Benoit approach and off everybody except himself. I hate those animals they had on the show. I would love to boil them in a pot and have them for dinner.

[Captain Equipoise]

Hulk needs to take her on vacation to the middle east and then haver her mysteriously 'disappear' while he comes back to Florida

[Andre Nickatina]

She'll be back. I'd bet the farm on that. Bitch ain't goin nowhere

[SteelePegasus]

Shit, let the son drive her home.  There wouldn't even be an investigation.

fucking classic shit right here.

ROFL

[BEAST 8692]

'terry isn't the man i married' claimed linda.

shit man should have stayed on the dosages he maintained during his career.

[pumpster]

check out Vehicular Lunatics home video that has Linda Bollea on tape saying how much she loves street racing, the adrenaline pump from zooming in between cars and running from the cops....

she's got brooke in the car with her and it shows them peeling out against another car in like rush hour traffic..

what a family of fucking idiots...

I think Hulk should dump all three of their dumb ugly asses...he's the only one who made the money anyway...

brooke has no talent and neither does Nick or Linda.

White trash all the way, all of them. I need to see one last season of this now that they're finally outed as disfunctional; the show would finally be lively. We're talking Bonaduce ratings here.

Linda has a possible future as the new Tammy Faye on a reality spin-off.

[Tre]

Oh brother....how about NOT MARRYING IN THE FIRST PLACE.


I don't get it, if you have:

1) Money

2) Looks

3) Fame

You should never get married. There are no fairy tales, people. If you're lonely, go out and get laid. Hell, pay for it if you have. Better than losing half your hard earned shit.

Better to be alone, than with bad company.....

Not a bad idea at all. 

Unfortunately for me, I've only got 1 of the 3. 

As for Hulk, I didn't realize he'd been married to her that long.  Over time, people change, so I guess it's fair for her to start shopping for 'someone to grow old with'. 

[Mr. Cortisol]

if i was hogan, she would be swimming with the fishes if you know what i mean

she divorces you and you want to give her a nice fishing trip?

i'd be ready to pull a slim shady if my woman tried that nonsense.

[bigkid]

Hogan should send her to Kayne West's moms doctor for a tummy tuck

[BEAST 8692]

hogan is a trailer trash himbo.

he became rich because he's a trailer trash himbo.

linda is a trailer trash bimbo.

she became rich because trailer trash himbos love trailer trash bimbos.

when all the buzz settles and trailer trash bimbo realises she's stuck with trailer trash himbo a thought gets implanted in her empty skull, "hmmm, i got rich. this guy aint getting any richer. time to move on and find richer trailer trash himbo."

you reap what you sow.

this may help the Hulksters out there.

[The Squadfather]

hogan is a trailer trash himbo.

he became rich because he's a trailer trash himbo.

linda is a trailer trash bimbo.

she became rich because trailer trash himbos love trailer trash bimbos.

when all the buzz settles and trailer trash bimbo realises she's stuck with trailer trash himbo a thought gets implanted in her empty skull, "hmmm, i got rich. this guy aint getting any richer. time to move on and find richer trailer trash himbo."

you reap what you sow.

this may help the Hulksters out there.

translation=they're making millions and you're eating 3 day old Hamburger helper in your parents basement.

[BEAST 8692]

translation=they're making millions and you're eating 3 day old Hamburger helper in your parents basement.

enter wannabe trailer trash himbo.

hello squad. took a bit longer than usual bud.

what's with the slow response?

watching re-runs of wwf while eating 3 day old Hamburger helper in your parents basement?

[Cap]

Not a bad idea at all. 

Unfortunately for me, I've only got 1 of the 3. 

As for Hulk, I didn't realize he'd been married to her that long.  Over time, people change, so I guess it's fair for her to start shopping for 'someone to grow old with'. 

See the problem is though that he's going to get ass raped because he "changed".  That's ridiculous IMO.  If she wants another dick to suck on for the next 20 years then she should leave behind everything she had with her marriage.  He should pay her out one time and then never have contact again.  He should put everything in Nick's name and make sure that the kid will transfer it all back over after the divorce.

[tommywishbone]

having sex with hulk, and raising a stupid son....

The kid looks like Ellen DeGeneres.