If Getbig was a cellphone operator......

[JasonH]

.......Squadfather would have left a long time ago due to running out of minutes.

Discuss.

[Bluto]

haha yes squadfather is so poor when he goes to the kfc he has to lick other peoples fingers

[Blockhead]

.......Squadfather would have left a long time ago due to running out of minutes.

Discuss.

Then Chris Cormier would be the most active person on here with all the 'baby boo's' and white bitches he tries to lay his mack on.

[G o a t b o y]

Then Chris Cormier would be the most active person on here with all the 'baby boo's' and white bitches he tries to lay his mack on.

Niggas and their bluetooths just make me laugh. 

[Blockhead]

 I know, right?

 I was in the grocery store the other day and I was in line behind this negroe and his 'boo'. I looked in my cart and it was filled with meat, chicken, oatmeal, potatoes, milk etc...

 For my amusement I looked in his cart and seen nothing but products laden with high sugar. Even a case of 'Orange Crush' hahaha...

 Anyway, the point is he had a BLUE TOOTH in his ear and was having a conversation with more than likely his 'boo on the side' and it went something like this...

 "...huh? rite..rite...aww you got jokes now, huh? yup...naaaww...it's like all good and shit...huh? Naawww...just kickin it. Gettin my drink on a little later...huh? naaaw...just chillin...oh, is that LoQuwanda in the backround? huh? tell her I said hi and shit...naaaw tell her...rite rite..."

 I thought to myself..."Damn, I wish The GREAT Goatboy was here to witness this! "

[Bluto]

I know, right?

 I was in the grocery store the other day and I was in line behind this negroe and his 'boo'. I looked in my cart and it was filled with meat, chicken, oatmeal, potatoes, milk etc...

 For my amusement I looked in his cart and seen nothing but products laden with high sugar. Even a case of 'Orange Crush' hahaha...

 Anyway, the point is he had a BLUE TOOTH in his ear and was having a conversation with more than likely his 'boo on the side' and it went something like this...

 "...huh? rite..rite...aww you got jokes now, huh? yup...naaaww...it's like all good and shit...huh? Naawww...just kickin it. Gettin my drink on a little later...huh? naaaw...just chillin...oh, is that LoQuwanda in the backround? huh? tell her I said hi and shit...naaaw tell her...rite rite..."

 I thought to myself..."Damn, I wish The GREAT Goatboy was here to witness this! "

 there you are this white guy that think he needs to eat a certain way to get bitches
and then there's this black dude that dont give a shit, who got a bitch with im and another one on the phone and who's getting a drink on later while you go home to your lonely apartment with your chicken and rice and post on getbig about it 

OWNED

[Blockhead]

 Yea...I have such the HARDEST time with women. I have wholesome food to blame for that. Those damn chicken breasts! Damnit!

 That's it...I'll be right back. I'm throwing all my good food right out the window then I'm going BACK to the store to buy Orange pop and candy. That'll turn it around for me.

 Thanks, Bluto. Thank you for shining light on the subject. All this time I didn't know what I was doing wrong and why I was having such a hard time with women. All this time I've been alone and posting my average of 3-4 posts a day it's been because of that damn wholesoem foods. Schucks!

 You saved me, man... Thanks, Bluto.

[Bluto]

Yea...I have such the HARDEST time with women. I have wholesome food to blame for that. Those damn chicken breasts! Damnit!

 That's it...I'll be right back. I'm throwing all my good food right out the window then I'm going BACK to the store to buy Orange pop and candy. That'll turn it around for me.

 Thanks, Bluto. Thank you for shining light on the subject. All this time I didn't know what I was doing wrong and why I was having such a hard time with women. All this time I've been alone and posting my average of 3-4 posts a day it's been because of that damn wholesoem foods. Schucks!

 You saved me, man... Thanks, Bluto.

haha MELTDOWN

[Blockhead]

  That hardly constitutes a meltdown. I'm just thanking you. I couldn't figure it out...I looked at that guy in the store and looked at his gigantic hair dyed BLONDE with tattoo's on her neck 'lady' and I was racking my brain trying to figure out how he got so lucky. Now I know...you opened my eyes. It was the sugary foods.

 I just made myself a few pop tarts and I put extra syrup on them and I'm drinking red KooLaid. Do you think my cell phone will be blowing up tonite? I sure hope so.

[The Squadfather]

  That hardly constitutes a meltdown. I'm just thanking you. I couldn't figure it out...I looked at that guy in the store and looked at his gigantic hair dyed BLONDE with tattoo's on her neck 'lady' and I was racking my brain trying to figure out how he got so lucky. Now I know...you opened my eyes. It was the sugary foods.

 I just made myself a few pop tarts and I put extra syrup on them and I'm drinking red KooLaid. Do you think my cell phone will be blowing up tonite? I sure hope so.

hahahaha.

[Matt C]

  That hardly constitutes a meltdown. I'm just thanking you. I couldn't figure it out...I looked at that guy in the store and looked at his gigantic hair dyed BLONDE with tattoo's on her neck 'lady' and I was racking my brain trying to figure out how he got so lucky. Now I know...you opened my eyes. It was the sugary foods.

 I just made myself a few pop tarts and I put extra syrup on them and I'm drinking red KooLaid. Do you think my cell phone will be blowing up tonite? I sure hope so.

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[freespirit]

I know, right?

 I was in the grocery store the other day and I was in line behind this negroe and his 'boo'. I looked in my cart and it was filled with meat, chicken, oatmeal, potatoes, milk etc...

 For my amusement I looked in his cart and seen nothing but products laden with high sugar. Even a case of 'Orange Crush' hahaha...

 Anyway, the point is he had a BLUE TOOTH in his ear and was having a conversation with more than likely his 'boo on the side' and it went something like this...

 "...huh? rite..rite...aww you got jokes now, huh? yup...naaaww...it's like all good and shit...huh? Naawww...just kickin it. Gettin my drink on a little later...huh? naaaw...just chillin...oh, is that LoQuwanda in the backround? huh? tell her I said hi and shit...naaaw tell her...rite rite..."

 I thought to myself..."Damn, I wish The GREAT Goatboy was here to witness this! "

Maybe his other 'boo' was doing cardio exercises:

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[McFarland]

If I didn't exist, would you even be on here still posting this tired-ass shit?  

Let's see what kind of shape all that clean eating got you into for your last show a few weeks ago, man.

This post alone is worth 5 more of Blockhead's HILARIOUS Cormier/Baby Boo posts; he's an absolute legend around here; I make sure to bitch so he keeps his comic genius turning out the hits. 

[nycbull]

Block, you could have stole the dudes bitch by just flexin your massive biceps peaks while raising your gallon of skim milk out of the basket. That playa was lucky you believe in affirmative action.