Matt's are the funniest posts in this thread. Although Sgt. D's was pretty funny just now.
Ed's show is hard pressed for laughs. Case in point:
- I laughed harder when the local industry collapsed and subsequently the entire economy of the region.
- A homophobic person would laugh harder upon discovering he was conned into getting a blow job by a transvestite.
- At the funeral of a young cancer victim, the crowd laughed harder when someone cracked the joke "Who spoiled the mood in here? Did somebody die?"
- Deployed troops laugh harder when they realize they just walked into minefields.
- A child in cardiac arrest is no laughing matter - unless you compare it to Ed's show.
If you are looking for more laughs than Ed's show, you might be wise to:
1. Be on death row.
2. Watch a loved one die.
3. Get diagnosed with a terminal illness.
4. Watch your wife get diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease and slowly lose all memory of you.
5. Lose your life's savings in Las Vegas.
6. Take shots in the kidneys from Mike Tyson.
7. Have your penis cut off with a rusty pair of gardening shears.
8. Drink cyanide.
9. Take musclemayhem.com seriously.
10. Invite Brett and his friends from musclebears.com to a romantic dinner.