Anyone handy with tools around here?

[danielson]

My Grandfather who passed away when I was 12 used to bet on the Michigan-Ohio Sate Football game every year with his buddy. They bet 50 bucks, but they made sure that the money was never spent, like plaques of a big M with silver dollars or other stupid shit. Well I was just going through some of my stuff and I found one that is pretty lame. It is in plastic and it's not like I can do anything with it, so I may as well try to break it. I tried a hammer, but no luck. Anyone got any ideas?

[Bluto]

grip strength

ill rip that up in no time myself

[danielson]

grip strength

ill rip that up in no time myself

I can't do it. I am thinking about using a drill bit and putting about 20 little holes in it and then wham! hit it with a hammer. Think it will work?

[Bluto]

whatabout using your teeth

[BroadStreetBruiser]

sawzal

[danielson]

whatabout using your teeth

Naw, I might go to Home Depot and buy some blocks and put this in there and break it like this, maybe a ridgehand, this plastic is pretty solid.

[danielson]

sawzal

Can I get one for under 50 bucks? Thats electrical right? Probably more than 50.

[Bluto]

what happens if its 60 bucks

you reckon alex23 can wire you the blood money ?

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Can I get one for under 50 bucks? Thats electrical right? Probably more than 50.

Somebody you know should have one. No sense in spending any money to GET the money. That cuts into your profit margin

[danielson]

Somebody you know should have one. No sense in spending any money to GET the money. That cuts into your profit margin

Yes I do know someone who has one. He is a contractor, I told him he opens it up, we split it 50/50 like Forrest and Bubba.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Yes I do know someone who has one. He is a contractor, I told him he opens it up, we split it 50/50 like Forrest and Bubba.

fact: if you find a dollar ripped in half or any paper money. You can send it to the treasury department and they will send you a check for half the value or whatever % of the bill you found.

[Master Blaster]

fact: if you find a dollar ripped in half or any paper money. You can send it to the treasury department and they will send you a check for half the value or whatever % of the bill you found.

Just send the whole fucking block in, can't weigh too much if it's plastic.

[danielson]

fact: if you find a dollar ripped in half or any paper money. You can send it to the treasury department and they will send you a check for half the value or whatever % of the bill you found.

Really? Well, he took a chisel and it broke into like 8 pieces. I don't think it was meant to be broken into. Kind of sucks too, it was a cool paperweight. But I was bored.

[Master Blaster]

Really? Well, he took a chisel and it broke into like 8 pieces. I don't think it was meant to be broken into. Kind of sucks too, it was a cool paperweight. But I was bored.

50 will score you a nice little jew bag.

[danielson]

50 will score you a nice little jew bag.

Yeah, well as soon as I decided to "sub out" the project to my buddy I really lost interest. Half the money, none of the fun. Thank god he broke the thing right away and I didn't waste any time over there. I think I should have froze it tbh.

[BroadStreetBruiser]

Really? Well, he took a chisel and it broke into like 8 pieces. I don't think it was meant to be broken into. Kind of sucks too, it was a cool paperweight. But I was bored.

Yeah. When I was a Little Bruiser I used to act like I was going to do a magic trick with relatives dollars or teachers and I would tear the bill and act like I was going to put to together. Of course having the insight at the age that magic was homosexual I would just hand them back the bill and act salty. Adults don't want damaged money so they'd give it to me and I'd mail it in.

[benchmstr]

Can I get one for under 50 bucks? Thats electrical right? Probably more than 50.

pawn shop

bench

[Bluto]

You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean

[danielson]

You gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean

I wish I were a Regulator. 

[gtbro1]

  It has to be laminated (for lack of a better word) between two pieces. If you can find the seam try splitting it or maybe try a heat gun( be carefull they get very hot)maybe you can get it warm enough to seperate the two halves without damaging the money.

[danielson]

  It has to be laminated (for lack of a better word) between two pieces. If you can find the seam try splitting it or maybe try a heat gun( be carefull they get very hot)maybe you can get it warm enough to seperate the two halves without damaging the money.

It broke already. A hammer and chisel and it split into tiny pieces.

[davidpaul]

karate kid 2, he nails that shit.

[danielson]

karate kid 2, he nails that shit.

6 pieces of ice. The black dude only could get 2!

[davidpaul]

6 pieces of ice. The black dude only could get 2!

exactly

incedently do you know how old ralph macchio was in karate kid?

[danielson]

exactly

incedently do you know how old ralph macchio was in karate kid?

He is 46 now, that was 23 years ago. 23.