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« Reply #1000 on: December 05, 2007, 07:36:36 PM »
That's Nasseristic man Long Live The Nasser
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« Reply #1001 on: December 05, 2007, 07:37:53 PM »
Truly a Nasstastic physique
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« Reply #1002 on: December 05, 2007, 07:39:14 PM »
GLORY GLORY HALLELUAH

GLORY GLORY HALLELUAH

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« Reply #1003 on: December 05, 2007, 07:40:24 PM »
You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout i'm tellin' you why...Nasser never won a..Mr. O!

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« Reply #1004 on: December 05, 2007, 07:40:26 PM »
They said Nasser will be at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
But instead it just kept on raining
A veil of tears for Nasser's birth
I remember one nasser morning
A winters light and a distant choir
And the peal of a bell and that sonbaty tree smell
And their eyes full of tinsel and fire

They sold me a dream of nasser
They sold me a silent night
And they told me a fairy story
till I believed in the nasser night
And I believed in father nasser
And I looked at the sky with excited eyes
till I woke with a yawn in the first light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I wish you a nasser christmas
I wish you a brave new year
All anguish pain and sadness
Leave your heart and let your road be clear
They said therell be nasser at christmas
They said therell be peace on earth
Hallelujah sonbaty be it heaven or hell
The nasser night you get you deserve
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« Reply #1005 on: December 05, 2007, 07:41:25 PM »
good find... we'll have a compilation cd out just in time for christmas!  :)
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« Reply #1006 on: December 05, 2007, 07:50:15 PM »
Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

Well I'm a west coast struttin'
One bad mother
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I'm a mean machine
Been drinkin' gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum
Well I got one chance left
In a nine live cat
I got a dog eat dog sly smile
I got a Molotov cocktail with a match to go
I smoke my cigarette with style
An I can tell you honey
You can make my money tonight

Wake up late honey put on your clothes
Take your credit card to the liquor store
That's one for you and two for me by tonight
I'll be loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Feelin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the Nassertrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the Nassertrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the Nassertrain
Ready to crash and burn
I never learn
I'm on the Nassertrain
I love that stuff
I'm on the Nassertrain
I can never get enough
I'm on the Nassertrain
Never to return - no

Loaded like a freight train
Flyin' like an aeroplane
Speedin' like a space brain
One more time tonight

I'm on the Nassertrain
And I'm lookin' for some
I'm on the Nassertrain
So's I can leave this slum
I'm on the Nassertrain
And I'm ready to crash an' burn
Nassertrain
Bottoms up
I'm on the Nassertrain
Fill my cup
I'm on the Nassertrain

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« Reply #1007 on: December 05, 2007, 07:57:47 PM »


In 1965 Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war,
But it wasn't.
It was different in many ways, as so were those that did the fighting.
In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26...
In Vietnam he was 19.
In Vietnam he was 19.

(TV announcer's voice)
The shooting and fighting of the past two weeks continued today
25 miles west of Saigon
I really wasn't sure what was going on (Vet's Voice)

NASSER, NA-NA-NA-NASSER
NA-NA-NA-NA-NASSER

In Vietnam the combat soldier typically served a twelve month tour of duty But
Was exposed to hostile fire almost everyday
NASSER NASSER

Hundreds of thousands of men who saw heavy combat in Vietnam were arrested since discharge
Their arrest rate is almost twice that of non-veterans of the same age.

There are no accurate figures of how many of these men have been incarcerated.

But, a Veterans Administration study concludes that the greater a vet's
exposure to combat could more likely affect his chances of being arrested or convicted.

This is one legacy of the Vietnam War

(Singing Girls)

All those who remember the war
They won't forget what they've seen..
Destruction of men in their prime
Whose average was 19
Destruction
Destruction
War, war
Destruction, war, war, war
Destruction
War, war

After World War II the men came home together on troop ships, but the Vietnam
Vet often arrived home within 48 hours of jungle combat
Perhaps the most dramatic difference between World War II and Vietnam was
Coming home.. .none of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a heroes welcome, none of them, none of them
None of them, none of them, none of them (etc...)
None of them received a hero's welcome
None of them received a hero's welcome

According to a Veteran's Administration study
Half of the Vietnam combat veterans suffered from what psychiatrists call
Post-traumatic-stress-disorder
Many vets complain of alienation, rage, or guilt
Some succumb to suicidal thoughts
Eight to ten years after coming home almost eight-hundred-thousand men are
Still fighting the Vietnam War

(Singing Girls)

Destruction

NASSER, NA-NA-NA-NASSER
NA-NA-NA-NA-NASSER
NASSER, NA-NA-NA-NASSER
NA-NA-NA-NA-NASSER

(Soldier's Voice)
When we came back it was different..
Everybody wants to know "How'd it
Happen to those guys over there
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
We did what we had to do
There's gotta be something wrong somewhere
People wanted us to be ashamed of what it made us
Dad had no idea what he went to fight and he is now
All we want to do is come home
All we want to do is come home
What did we do it for
All we want to do is come home
Was it worth it?

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« Reply #1008 on: December 05, 2007, 07:59:58 PM »
There's a man who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty
And when he gets there he knows if the stores are closed
With a word he can get what hhe came for


Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty

There's a sign on the wall but he wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In a tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go in case you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear man can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul
There walks a man we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty

There's a man who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to heaven
And when he gets there he knows if the stores are closed
With a word he can get what he came for


And he's buying a stairway to sonbaty, uh uh uh
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« Reply #1009 on: December 05, 2007, 08:01:24 PM »
 :)
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« Reply #1010 on: December 05, 2007, 08:02:34 PM »
Jimmy Page and Robert Plant are both TEAM NASSER members, are you?

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« Reply #1011 on: December 05, 2007, 08:02:45 PM »
i love it
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« Reply #1012 on: December 05, 2007, 08:03:33 PM »




I'm just an average guy with an average life

I work from nive to five, hey hell I pay the price

But I want is to be left alone in my average home

But why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone

CHORUS:

I always feel that SONBATY'S watchin' me

And I have no privacy

I always feel that SONBATY'S watchin' me

Is it just a dream?

When I come home at night

I bolt the door real tight

People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid

Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid

CHORUS

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair

I might open my eyes and find someone standing there

People say I'm crazy, just a little touched

But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much

That's why...

I always feel like SONBATY'S watching me

Who's playing tricks on me

I always feel like SONBATY'S watching me

Tell me it can't be

I don't know anymore

Are the neighbors watching me

Well is the mailman watching me

And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess

I wonder who's watching me now?

Who?

The IRS?

I always feel like SONBATY'S watching me

Who's playing tricks on meI always feel like SONBATY'S watching me

I can't enjoy my tea!
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« Reply #1013 on: December 05, 2007, 08:05:50 PM »
"I'd like to drug her and Nasser her til the cows came home"

"I was in the cage for about ten seconds and Nasser'd him for a quick KO"

"I pulled a Nasser and tripled my stock portfolio yesterday"




Add yours today!
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« Reply #1014 on: December 05, 2007, 08:05:55 PM »
Slash is a member of Team Nasser, are you?

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« Reply #1015 on: December 05, 2007, 08:05:59 PM »
All hail Nasser el Sonbaty
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« Reply #1016 on: December 05, 2007, 08:07:36 PM »
Even people serving in 'nam prefer NASSER!

TEAM NASSER FUCKING HUGE EL SONBATY!

WORLD DOMINATION!

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« Reply #1017 on: December 05, 2007, 08:08:59 PM »
I "Nasserfied" those weights in the gym today 8)
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« Reply #1018 on: December 05, 2007, 08:09:35 PM »
This guy is always watching!


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« Reply #1019 on: December 05, 2007, 08:10:54 PM »
"Thank Nasser!"

"In the name of Nasser!"

"Gosh Nasserenit!"

"Nasser speed!"

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« Reply #1020 on: December 05, 2007, 08:12:14 PM »
Two boys on a playground
Tryin' to push the Nasser down
See the crowd gather 'round
Nothing attracts a crowd like a crowd

Nasser's gold in a white plight
Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride
I don't care 'bout no wheelchair
I've got so much left to do with my life

Moving backwards through time
Never learn, never mind
That side's yours, this side's mine
Brother you ain't my kind

You're a black soldier, white fight
Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride
Sure like to feel some pride
But this place just makes me feel sad inside

Mother, do you know where your kids are tonight?

Keeps the kids off the streets
Gives 'em something to do, something to eat
This spot was a playground
This flat land used to be a town

Nasser's gold in a white plight
Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride
Sure like to feel some pride
But this place just makes me feel sad inside

Nasser's gold in a white plight
Won't you fill up the tank, let's go for a ride
I don't care 'bout no wheelchair
I've got so much left to do with my life

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« Reply #1021 on: December 05, 2007, 08:14:22 PM »

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« Reply #1022 on: December 05, 2007, 08:15:25 PM »
"im about to pull a nasser"
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« Reply #1023 on: December 05, 2007, 08:16:41 PM »


When the truth is found to be lies
and all the joy within you dies
don't you want Sonbaty to love
don't you need Sonbaty to love
wouldn't you love Sonbaty to love
you better find Sonbaty to love

Both God and trust, they are dead, dead, yes
and your mind, your mind, is so full of red
don't you want Sonbaty to love
don't you need Sonbaty to love
wouldn't you love Sonbaty to love
you better find Sonbaty to love

Your eyes, I say your eyes may look like his
Ah, but in your head baby I'm afraid you don't know where it is
don't you want Sonbaty to love
don't you need Sonbaty to love
wouldn't you love Sonbaty to love
you better find Sonbaty to love

Tears are running they're all runnin' down your breast
and your friends baby they treat you like a guest
don't you want Sonbaty  to love
don't you need Sonbaty to love
wouldn't you love Sonbaty to love
you better find Sonbaty to love
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« Reply #1024 on: December 05, 2007, 08:16:51 PM »
You guys are TRULY pathetic ... truly.  :-\