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The Squadfather

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When God created women, he created Maria Swan
« on: December 06, 2007, 09:05:31 AM »
holy shitballs :o :o :o

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nder98

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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2007, 09:06:19 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on December 06, 2007, 09:05:31 AM
holy shitballs :o :o :o



Thanks I just got fired......... :'(
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2007, 09:07:22 AM »
ì thought you posted your own picture Dave.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2007, 09:10:38 AM »

yeah nice tits  :D ............. for now  :-\
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2007, 09:12:00 AM »
Quote from: beatmaster on December 06, 2007, 09:10:38 AM
yeah nice tits  :D ............. for now  :-\
nice evrything, tits, ass, legs, skin , face, hair, absolutely perfect.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2007, 09:12:20 AM »
Oh Glory!!! Praise the sweet name of Jesus!!!
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Pete Nice

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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2007, 09:15:40 AM »
I'd put that pussy in a coma

good post SF....good post
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2007, 09:15:51 AM »
looks like she could take 2 dicks at once while eating a plate of latkas and reading the sunday times and not think twice about it
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its comin today

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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2007, 09:18:28 AM »
i'm on break from this italian restaurant I now work at.
i just cracked me one off.

i'm not even going to wash my hands not.  I'm going to go prepare your garlic bread.

enjoy!
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2007, 09:21:33 AM »
DAMN!!! I love me some big natural boobs! :)
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2007, 09:25:18 AM »
LOL Livewire!

Ms. Swan's New Website...
www.janaglam.com
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2007, 09:34:42 AM »

 I've always agreed with Sf's taste in women. He likes them a little on the thicker side and he likes them usually 'exotic' and dripping with flavor. No skinny Wonder Bread bitches for him!
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2007, 09:36:12 AM »
Yum yum!
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 09:44:33 AM »
Actually, He had this in mind...  :-* :-* :-*


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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 09:48:06 AM »
I don't know man, I'm starting to get a liking to the new and improved, trashy, trailer park-spawned Britney Spears.  Something about her now, after growing up, truly does it for me..









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Bluto

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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 09:48:45 AM »
giant nose. 80's hair

ill pass.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2007, 09:53:37 AM »
All shit aside, I do think Britney has some of the best legs in Hollywood...
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2007, 09:55:03 AM »
Quote from: OneMoreRep on December 06, 2007, 09:48:06 AM



 :o

Britney is sexist when she's thicker.  Not many bodies better than hers when she's plump.
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Bluto

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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2007, 09:56:13 AM »
nobody thick is sexy.

stay off the crack.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2007, 09:58:12 AM »
yes nice big boobies
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2007, 10:08:21 AM »
Another great pick Sarcasm.......
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2007, 10:42:45 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on December 06, 2007, 09:48:45 AM
giant nose. 80's hair

ill pass.

translation: she's a female so we know you would pass.  8)
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2007, 10:48:03 AM »
Well I am pretty sure God didn't have this in mind when he created Woman.  Maybe this explains why this twinkie is around.  Maybe God got stuck or was taking a shit when he created this specimen.  That's the only answer.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2007, 10:55:48 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on December 06, 2007, 10:48:03 AM
Well I am pretty sure God didn't have this in mind when he created Woman.  Maybe this explains why this twinkie is around.  Maybe God got stuck or was taking a shit when he created this specimen.  That's the only answer.
Hahah you believe in a God. Sad really the you rely on the belief of an invisible man in the sky to help you through your miserable day. Keep trying Keith. Maybe the lord will have a cardiac arrest in store for you in the future. Hell you already pee in a gallon jug at night because you are too fat to get up to use the bath room.
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Re: WHEN GOD CREATED WOMAN THIS IS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2007, 11:08:44 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on December 06, 2007, 09:12:00 AM
nice evrything, tits, ass, legs, skin , face, hair, absolutely perfect.

Face?  I think this beauty has her beat:



sometimes I think cosmetic surgery should not be elective
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